Intent on making her children's lives miserable, Gwyneth Paltrow plans to name her son Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg. Paltrow, who already has a daughter, Apple, with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty."

 

some Gwynetn & Apple pics: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/03/gwyneth-paltrow-is-cruel.html

 

personally i think it's aaaah....an awful name,it's a like a little devil :/

 

another source:

http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/03/gwyneth_to_name_baby_mortimer.php

is hilarious!:D

but you know what!

 

i like it!!! loool

 

come on apple, morty come to have dinner.... :laugh3:

Oh my god, that sounds like a type of spice :S

Also, Sophocles and.. what was the other one?

 

This miiiiiiight, just be a rumor :wink: (I hope, anyway! :lol:)

sophocles is great too :laugh3: not kidding

morty ??

well,Sophocles is even worse :sick:

 

Sophi :biker:

Morty/Mortimer sounds like a some sort of Harry Potter character to me :laugh4:

oh man....

Oh yeah, Capone! Capone, Sophocles and now Mortimer. These baby name rumors kinda get worse as time goes by.. :laugh4:

yeah first it was banana and now morti whats next ? pilot inspektor

Morty sounds better than Mortimer, a little less formal.

Pah Hahahahaaa

well im sorry if someone name is mortimer but thar name its awful ! :P

maybe Mortimer isn't that weird name...but Mortimer Martin sounds...ehmm....a bit scary

loving it!

maybe Mortimer isn't that weird name...but Mortimer Martin sounds...ehmm....a bit scary

Maybe it'll be Mortimer Capone Sophocles Martin? It could happen.. Apple has 3 first names too :laugh4: :sick:

Maybe it'll be Mortimer Capone Sophocles Martin? It could happen.. Apple has 3 first names too :laugh4: :sick:

 

really? 3? :o :uneasy:

 

CapONE=ONE=NEO :cool3: MArtinTRIX :sick:

 

CapONE=ONE=NEO :cool3: MArtinTRIX :sick:

 

 

 

:laugh4:

Maybe it'll be Mortimer Capone Sophocles Martin? It could happen.. Apple has 3 first names too :laugh4: :sick:

 

 

Why can't they name their kids normal stuff?

 

It's great to be different, but not when your kids going to picked on for being called Apple or Mortimer.

 

Apple's kind of cute, but Mortimer just reminds me of the dorky kid in a class that nobody likes. But he won't be dorky, because he's Chris Martin's. =D

haha funny i thought mortimer was an old mans name :P

mortimer martin sounds like an old dark man living in a castle......

 

youll see finally a lot of romours and the little baby is going to call name like jhon or peter or you know, a really common name :lol:

 

 

hey!when is this cchild borning?

i mean, is like gwineth is all the time pregnant ......20 months of preganancy? :laugh3:

One must ask themselves...Are they doing this just for publicity (if so, why do they feel they need it??) or do they actually like the names. I don't understand either way, haha...

i mean, is like gwineth is all the time pregnant ......20 months of preganancy? :laugh3:

Hey now, that's Katie Holmes! :laugh4: 14 months and counting! :lol: