Chris Martin just cracks me up pretty much everything he says. I want to see some of your favourite Chris Martin jokes or funny stuff.

 

One of mine is after the Austin City Limits

 

"We're bisexual musically, we like both."

 

All the stuff he said before don't Panic today was priceless, talking about Kayne West.

That is definately my favorite Chris quote. Ever. It was priceless because I watched it with my mom and she completely cracked up when he said it.

My dad was cleaning the bathroom and when he heard that he was like "What was that?!?!" haha good times.

I think it was Guy's total :dozey: face when Chris said it that made it so funny. LMFAO!!!! Ahhh....

 

 

He's got so many funny quotes I can't even begin to think of just ONE. But the stunt he pulled at my show on the 4th was brilliant. Getting the girl onstage because she was calling someone, telling her that THEY'LL give her a new office job!

What was that one? I don't think i heard that.

Well, I don't remember exactly what he said. But there was a girl in the front row on the phone and before Kingdom Come he was just begining to play when he looked down and said "I don't fuckin' believe it, she's on the phone! She's talking on the fuckin' phone! Who're you talking to??? What the fuck are you talking about? Us. Oh, then that's fine! Actually, you know what, come up here. We'll give you a new office jobs. I don't fuckin' believe it, talkin on the phone..." then he changed the lyrics in the song to the quote I have in my signature...

 

It was priceless. I thought he was going to dance with her and be all Bono like! LMFAO!

haha thats awesome

Oh yeah he does

Do you have any funny quotes?

an_cat that's hillarious I was wondering what that quote on your sig was about :laugh4:

 

there are a lot of funny chris quotes in the coldplay quotes thread

I can only remember one from my show when Chris shouted "Guy is actually Chico in disguise"...lol :laugh4: (Chico is a crappy/funny pop idol person for those not from UK)

 

Everything he says is hilarious...he's got a gift for thinking up hilarious things..people on here have numourous sigs that have his quotes in and I laugh everytime I see em!!! :nice:

This is one of the reasons I respect coldplay so much. They just have so much fun.

When I got to know Coldplay's music, I wondered if these guys are as depressive as their music is ...whoa I was so wrong :) And I was glad that it isn't so!

there just awsome and chris craks me up everytime he opens his mouth :D

When I got to know Coldplay's music' date=' I wondered if these guys are as depressive as their music is ...whoa I was so wrong :) And I was glad that it isn't so![/quote']

 

Yes me too.But i have a question: why do they do "depressives songs" whereas they are funny guys???:huh:

Coz they live in depressive world.

Maybe?

I AM always right.

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Stop smiling:angry:

I thought that you was joking.:huh:

a little maybe

chris does really make me smile or laugh everytime he speaks..or makes them silly expressions he does :laugh4:

What silly expressions? :confused:

 

 

 

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