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Chris Martin = funny guy

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I SO JUST POSTED THAT PICTURE ON MY LJ.

 

Freaky.

 

And the cut title was "Further proof why Chris Martin can name his child whateverinthehell he fancies".

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OWNAGE :laugh4:

 

Cuz he's a bad muthaSHUTCHYOMOUF!

For a sometimes bizzare/hilariously funny guy. :mellow:

 

Hehehehe.

Very true.

 

I <3 hims so much. Talk about one of the most unique/dynamic/AWESOME front men to emerge in a looooong time. :)

Stop! You're making me explode!

Haha I love those pictures of Chris acting goofy!! :D

 

I'm listening to Chris' radio interview with Chris Evans a couple months ago and he is cracking me up SO much!! Chris really needs his own radio show!! *cries from laughter* He just said "Everyone's going on about a stinking bishop, so we thought there had been more scandal in the church, but it turns out they were talkin about Wallace and Gromit." :lol:

 

"How many #1 singles has Coldplay had in the UK?" Chris' answer: "106."

Chris is one of the funniest people ever. Everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.

Oh, Chris.

 

You da man!

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Haha this thread cracks me up.

Haha I love those pictures of Chris acting goofy!! :D

 

I'm listening to Chris' radio interview with Chris Evans a couple months ago and he is cracking me up SO much!! Chris really needs his own radio show!! *cries from laughter* He just said "Everyone's going on about a stinking bishop, so we thought there had been more scandal in the church, but it turns out they were talkin about Wallace and Gromit." :lol:

 

"How many #1 singles has Coldplay had in the UK?" Chris' answer: "106."

 

Heeee, I just love that interview. *LMAO*

Chris was so funny that day...I mean just the whole thing with Oscar :laugh4:

 

But the best thing ever, is anyway Chris trying to do other people's accents rotflol.gif

I love when he makes mistakes at gigs and does this cute little giggle and mumbles "oops...heehee..."

 

Hee. :lol:

 

Btw, I love Chris's quote in your signature. He's so silly.

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What lyrics do you guys laugh at?

"There's shit goin down that you can't disguise, when your boobs gone up ten times their size, your cups gone up from an A to D - t's bad for you, but it's fun for me" :wink3: :laugh4:

 

"I got a house with some cheese windows...I dunno why it's just the way it goes. Come and eat my house..."

 

Hahahaha :laugh4:

i LOVE his cornflake door rhyme :laugh4: its the way he sung it as well haha...classic chris

haha, nappies classic!!! I love the face Chris makes when he sings "now you know what that sticky stuff is!!" :laugh4:

 

"motherrrrrrrrr" omfg HYSTERICAL!

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