April 9, 200620 yr Chris Martin just cracks me up pretty much everything he says. I want to see some of your favourite Chris Martin jokes or funny stuff. One of mine is after the Austin City Limits "We're bisexual musically, we like both." All the stuff he said before don't Panic today was priceless, talking about Kayne West.
April 9, 200620 yr That is definately my favorite Chris quote. Ever. It was priceless because I watched it with my mom and she completely cracked up when he said it.
April 9, 200620 yr Author My dad was cleaning the bathroom and when he heard that he was like "What was that?!?!" haha good times.
April 9, 200620 yr I think it was Guy's total :dozey: face when Chris said it that made it so funny. LMFAO!!!! Ahhh.... He's got so many funny quotes I can't even begin to think of just ONE. But the stunt he pulled at my show on the 4th was brilliant. Getting the girl onstage because she was calling someone, telling her that THEY'LL give her a new office job!
April 9, 200620 yr Well, I don't remember exactly what he said. But there was a girl in the front row on the phone and before Kingdom Come he was just begining to play when he looked down and said "I don't fuckin' believe it, she's on the phone! She's talking on the fuckin' phone! Who're you talking to??? What the fuck are you talking about? Us. Oh, then that's fine! Actually, you know what, come up here. We'll give you a new office jobs. I don't fuckin' believe it, talkin on the phone..." then he changed the lyrics in the song to the quote I have in my signature... It was priceless. I thought he was going to dance with her and be all Bono like! LMFAO!
April 9, 200620 yr an_cat that's hillarious I was wondering what that quote on your sig was about :laugh4: there are a lot of funny chris quotes in the coldplay quotes thread
April 9, 200620 yr I can only remember one from my show when Chris shouted "Guy is actually Chico in disguise"...lol :laugh4: (Chico is a crappy/funny pop idol person for those not from UK) Everything he says is hilarious...he's got a gift for thinking up hilarious things..people on here have numourous sigs that have his quotes in and I laugh everytime I see em!!! :nice:
April 9, 200620 yr This is one of the reasons I respect coldplay so much. They just have so much fun.
April 9, 200620 yr When I got to know Coldplay's music, I wondered if these guys are as depressive as their music is ...whoa I was so wrong :) And I was glad that it isn't so!
April 9, 200620 yr When I got to know Coldplay's music' date=' I wondered if these guys are as depressive as their music is ...whoa I was so wrong :) And I was glad that it isn't so![/quote'] Yes me too.But i have a question: why do they do "depressives songs" whereas they are funny guys???:huh:
April 9, 200620 yr chris does really make me smile or laugh everytime he speaks..or makes them silly expressions he does :laugh4:
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