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Microwave My Mind!

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Charlie Sheen

Chicken in a mobile phone

Chicken in KFC

Skins, skins, slimme some

Taxi!

Stop

Go

Stop

Go

Stop

Go

Stop

Go

Oh behave!

 

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Beginning

Continuation

Repheat

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Trashy Trailer

Fur Elise

Mick Hucknall at a football game

Lobster sided

LSD

STD

OAP

BBC

BB King

Dig it

dig

it

dig

it

dig

it

Chelsshe

Onomatopeia

Ono Yokel

Well catch my kitch!

In like flynn Indeed

Indeed

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Sad Pingu

Cheer up old chuck

Its alright

Get it together

Taxi!

In outs in outs

Whipped in!

 

(Normal)

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Has anyone anything to add?

Good, I'll continue

France pants

I see the eiffel, its looking at me doggedly, I think its going to lean like a Pizza on a bustandup man be a man

If Im not a woman I got something else to do during the daytime

Paul Manning's Individual Pursuit

Follor your dweams

Pingu trumpet

Pingu tearful

Pingu normal

tu

ta

tu

ta

tu

ta

what is going on?

gooooooooing on

what is coming up?

cooooooooming up

what the hell is it?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

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Im central, south though

Due it

When in Rome, you france

Obviously Im not a doughnut

But nuts and dough y'know

Got a tempting temptress of a tastebud

whatcha me!

blame yourself!

who's indahouse here?

not you>><< not me

SUCK A LEMON!

fooking stoodent

dance Hoppipolla!

eat la omlet with fromage

didididididi

dadadada

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O Canada! Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True North strong and free!

From far and wide, O Canada,

We stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

Edited by John Silver, Harry Buckman, TJ Truath and Bill Wyman

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Foreword by Shaq

加拿大! 我们的家庭和本土! 真实的爱国者爱在所有thy 儿子命令。以发光的心脏我们看thee 上升, 真实的北部强和自由! 从和宽, 加拿大, 我们站立在卫兵为thee 。上帝保留我们的土地光彩和自由! 加拿大, 我们站立在卫兵为 加拿大, 我们站立在卫兵为 :chinese:

 

everything what you said in chinese :chinese:

Driving

walking

talking

smiling

moving

watching

working

sleeping

people

in

the

city

i'm off for meal

don't expect my back

watch my back and my nice arse

you hole!

eat fromage

from la SUISSE

and continue

to talk

like jedi Yoda

diiiiiid

idididid

dadadada

kill bill

Gogogogo

and never come back

go away

take your fking arse with you

and don't come

ba

c

kk

kk

kkkkkk

 

k

 

 

 

k

 

 

k.

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Cheer up goalkeeper

Your a zhero

The square root of nothing is still something

A stalker is still a talker

The modesto bee!

My grandfather was a journalist, my uncle, a pigeon

reminds me of that billy joel song :stunned:

reminds me of that billy joel song :stunned:

 

:cry: i'm a big fan of him

 

my meal is lating

foooooking moment

i work ala pimp

never thought dat shite

would be da deeep

as deep as fooking Moby Dick:shocked2:

I have no meal

I have no deal

I don't have any

human's feel

still

i

m

not

ill

This thread is just so insightful and inspiring!

Maybe today

or tomorrow

go

to

the

towel shop

find a plant

settle down

read

jungle Book

in

marine

TANK

WALK THE PLANK...NO DON'T!

 

*phew* it felt good to get that off my chest! :nice:

I

hate

my

self

I

hate

my

health

I

hate

my

mind

so

much

hatred

in

little

girl

but

still

i

m

not

ill

Wow...that's a little morbid

Do you want a hug? :thinking:

hugs

hugs

its

not

drugs

hugs

don't

suck

and

drugs

susk

hard

 

Yeah, why not?.....:nice:

*hugs Lera* that was poetic brilliance!! :nice:

*accepts hug*

 

Thankies! :wacko:

You're

very

welcome

:nice:

This

could

be the

beginning

of new

typing

TREND

BenDY

Leggings

for feet...

..

..

..

dreaming

wake Up ^

............^

............^

............^

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