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I'm trying to remember a non-sex related funny story. nothing comes to mind...

maybe Rolle is right, people do enjoy having sex around here...

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I'm trying to remember a non-sex related funny story. nothing comes to mind...

maybe Rolle is right, people do enjoy having sex around here...

 

i knew it!

 

Brazil - the land of lust

I remember something funny at my work....I had to show a couple upstairs to our sofas etc and I was trying to be all professional telling them about stuff. The stairs were like a centrepiece in the shop and as I was going up, I fell up them, in front of the people.... I couldn't stop laughing and neither could they...aghhh!

i knew it!

 

Brazil - the land of lust

 

Some blame it on the hotness. of the weather of course. I just say the pervness is in our DNA!!! :laugh4:

I remember something funny at my work....I had to show a couple upstairs to our sofas etc and I was trying to be all professional telling them about stuff. The stairs were like a centrepiece in the shop and as I was going up, I fell up them, in front of the people.... I couldn't stop laughing and neither could they...aghhh!

 

Ok Kara, poor you!!! but it's better to laugh about it than take yourself too seriously!!!! Either that or you could pretend to get really injured and play the simpathy card!! :laugh4:

Some blame it on the hotness. of the weather of course. I just say the pervness is in our DNA!!! :laugh4:

 

But how do you explain the behaviour of the tourists?

well, that poor finn probably didn't have sex for years after seeing what he saw :lol:

Or then it was just the opposite and he went like "hmm, so THIS is what this place is all about, alriiight :charming:"

I had a friend at school who came from Brazil in our final year.....she was lovely! but she was always talking about sex and her boyfriend..... maybe you're right Mari :laugh3:

 

that :charming: smilie is so funny :)

But how do you explain the behaviour of the tourists?

well, that poor finn probably didn't have sex for years after seeing what he saw :lol:

Or then it was just the opposite and he went like "hmm, so THIS is what this place is all about, alriiight :charming:"

 

Well... unfortunately most foreign tourists (male) that come here and up getting a low end hooker. Not sure if they come here for THAT but I think the availability makes it easier for them to think it's alright to do whatever they want around here... at least sexwise...

Hey guys, sorry I bolted out. Had to PM Ian about the Today show thing. I have flight/hotel package all picked out and now I'm just waiting for my email saying I won. :D Is it wrong to spend almost a $1000 to go see them? I have a disease and that disease is Jonny Buckland. :lol: *hopes to post some of those sex in the hotel stories after Friday* :sneaky:

 

Oooo Kara Radiohead. Where are they playing?

Well... unfortunately most foreign tourists (male) that come here and up getting a low end hooker. Not sure if they come here for THAT but I think the availability makes it easier for them to think it's alright to do whatever they want around here... at least sexwise...

 

oh that's not such a positive thing :\

well, maybe they'll learn eventually and you'll be able to get rid of those hos at some point too. That'll be a hard task though as the people keep on coming there after them and that's where they get their money from..

A disease called Jonny Buckland......? Oh! I had some bad cases of that last week!

Waiting for emails. BLEUGH! sorry, brings back bad memories! GOOD LUCKKKK!

 

Radiohead, playing at Victoria Park....a park...in East London. haha. I know SO many people going to it, it's crazy! I hope they play Everything In It's Right Place! :dance:

You've seen em havn't you?

Oh Angie!!!!! I really do HOPE you have some sex in the hotel sex stories to post!!

I swear I'd be in a near death state if Coldplay stayed at a hotel I worked!!! I'd probably attack Jonny in his sleep!!! Even if it got me fired the next day! :laugh4:

oh that's not such a positive thing :\

well, maybe they'll learn eventually and you'll be able to get rid of those hos at some point too. That'll be a hard task though as the people keep on coming there after them and that's where they get their money from..

 

I know... and since prostitution is not a crime here in Brazil it makes it all harder to get rid off (prostitution is not a crime... pimping is :pimp: )

And it's not only the foreingers that look for them, a bunch of businessmen also get them frequently!!!

A disease called Jonny Buckland......? Oh! I had some bad cases of that last week!

Waiting for emails. BLEUGH! sorry, brings back bad memories! GOOD LUCKKKK!

 

Radiohead, playing at Victoria Park....a park...in East London. haha. I know SO many people going to it, it's crazy! I hope they play Everything In It's Right Place! :dance:

You've seen em havn't you?

Saw them twice on this tour and they played that one both nights so you chances sound good.
Oh Angie!!!!! I really do HOPE you have some sex in the hotel sex stories to post!!

I swear I'd be in a near death state if Coldplay stayed at a hotel I worked!!! I'd probably attack Jonny in his sleep!!! Even if it got me fired the next day! :laugh4:

Jobs are a dime a dozen, you were looking for one when you found that one, so attack I say! :laugh3:

I'm so jealous of you 2!!! you get to watch all these cool concerts and none of them come to Braziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!! :bigcry:

But comes september I'll be in Oxford!!! and then, I'll go to everything. If I hear there's a sneezing presentation somewhere, I'll be there!!! :laugh4:

I'm so jealous of you 2!!! you get to watch all these cool concerts and none of them come to Braziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!! :bigcry:

But comes september I'll be in Oxford!!! and then, I'll go to everything. If I hear there's a sneezing presentation somewhere, I'll be there!!! :laugh4:

 

but Mari! You got to meet Jonny!! I don't know what came over me last Monday...it would have been an easy way to meet him :( but I didn't, I was queuing. :\

Woohoo!! What about Paranoid Android? or Pyramid Song?
Both in Dallas, only Pyramid in Houston.
I know... and since prostitution is not a crime here in Brazil it makes it all harder to get rid off (prostitution is not a crime... pimping is :pimp: )

And it's not only the foreingers that look for them, a bunch of businessmen also get them frequently!!!

 

 

it's really legal? Whow!

 

Bha, all those businessmen should just go back to their wives..they'll please them bah!

well, true. I did meet him. :blush:

but it did take me 10 hours standing in front of their hotel when I was really really sick.

and the hours in the airport the night before when I didn't get to see them.

Of course it was aaaaaaaaaaaall worth it. but still, it wasn't a witsy bitsy piece of cake coz they are NEVER here in Brazil!!!

I'm so jealous of you 2!!! you get to watch all these cool concerts and none of them come to Braziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!! :bigcry:

But comes september I'll be in Oxford!!! and then, I'll go to everything. If I hear there's a sneezing presentation somewhere, I'll be there!!! :laugh4:

It's not like they are coming to Houston to do anything free. I have to get on a plane woman. Join me!Feel the Buckland obsession! :laugh3:
it's really legal? Whow!

 

Bha, all those businessmen should just go back to their wives..they'll please them bah!

 

yep. aaaall legal.

the only kind of illegal prostitution is children's. but I don't think that's legal anywhere!!!!

It's not like they are coming to Houston to do anything free. I have to get on a plane woman. Join me!Feel the Buckland obsession! :laugh3:

 

from all the things you wrote, what stands out to me is "FEEL THE BUCKLAND"

:laugh4:

from all the things you wrote, what stands out to me is "FEEL THE BUCKLAND"

:laugh4:

It was standing out when I felt it. :P

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