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You know you're obsessed with coldplay when

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you know you're obsessed when you click on the link to this thread with the intention of adding a post

 

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is just because your avatar....i feel like if was talking with that man!:P

When you arrive at 8am for a 8pm show, then stay after until 2am just to grab Jonny Buckland's ass in the alley behind the venue.

 

When you stand in the freezing cold for 6 hours just to watch the simulcast of the ACL taping. *Old man passing by:"What are you waiting in line for?" To see Coldplay "Are they playing here?" No they're playing down the street and simulcasting a broadcast into here. "So you're standing in the cold to watch a movie?" Well it sounds crazy when you say it like that. :dozey:

haha nice!

 

when you almost trip down the stairs of the toyota center and break your neck because you're just so damn excited to see them perform. yeah, not a good idea when you have vertigo...

haha nice!

 

when you almost trip down the stairs of the toyota center and break your neck because you're just so damn excited to see them perform. yeah, not a good idea when you have vertigo...

ahahaa blame those fookin lights that go around the "ring", they were distracting.

 

When you spend half your hol in London looking for Jonny and never finding him. :bigcry:

^aw at least you tried to find him!

 

looking up north london on google earth hoping that by some dumb streak of luck, you'll come across guy berryman's house.

When people that don't even know you that well think of you when they hear the words "Cold" or "Play" :rolleyes:

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when ur classmates see something of coldplay on a mag and they give it to u :D

well i gasp everytime i hear or see them,whether on radio,tv,in someones conversations etc.ans also when i hear people say things that have appeared as lyrics in coldplay songs i start to remember the song :laugh4:

When you're attention in math class is always brought back when you hear "X&Y".

Yeah, I so agree with that one. I've done that sometimes... You know you're obsessed with Coldplay when...you associate everyday things with Coldplay songtitles. lol, I tried. =P

when you spend your entire evening making coldplay wallpapers......lol:embarassed:

when you spend your entire evening making coldplay wallpapers......lol:embarassed:
when you should be cleaning your house? :P

When you want to change your avatar and you think about it all day long and then you decide that you´ll choose while you controll the new posts:rolleyes:

when you should be cleaning your house? :P

 

oh no, I've done a bit of that too:lol:

looking up north london on google earth hoping that by some dumb streak of luck' date=' you'll come across guy berryman's house.[/quote']

:D (i've done that too....many times! and I think I know where Chris lives!:stunned:)

 

 

 

....when you begin to wish you were blonde....and looked something like Gwyneth Paltrow. :lol:

When you meet your cousin's new boyfriend and the first thing he says after he introduces himself is, " So see any Coldplay concerts lately?"

When people introduce you as "the biggest Coldplay fan in the world".

 

And when someone says something like 'where do we go?' and you finish it with 'nobody knows'... ect. :laugh3:

You know you're obsessed with coldplay when:

You start to mimic (unintentionally) Chris' dance moves and.......voice patterns?! Ack. :shocked2: :lol:

You find yourself automatically typing 'play' after the word 'cold' in any context. i.e. It was a coldplay and blustery day!! :P

^^LMAO :laugh4:

 

when you pick up your phone to call your cable company and tell them to f**k themselves because the satellite screws up just when coldplay is on :laugh4:

 

when everytime you eat pizza you inevitably quote Guy with the thinness of bread comment.. and then when your mom doesn't get it you play the tour diary to show her even though she doesn't wanna know

 

when you yell at your friend cause she didn't call you to tell you that shawn of the dead was on even though it was 3 in the morning

 

when everytime you see a bird flying you can't help singing .."birds go flying at the speed of sound.."

 

yeah I'm sick.. :laugh4:

when everytime you eat pizza you inevitably quote Guy with the thinness of bread comment.. and then when your mom doesn't get it you play the tour diary to show her even though she doesn't wanna know

Yes, our pooooor mothers!! :lol: :lol:

:laugh4: haha yes I was dragging her by the arm cause she didn't want to watch :laugh4:

but the other day I heard her singing "open up your eyes.." I was so proud :smug:

ahhh...you know ur obsessed when everything some one says reminds you of the coldplay concert you went to...and then you tell the same story over again for the 23rd time in a row. :) but, i never do that. ;) heehee :thinking: :D

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