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Last night

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I honestly cant remember anything about last night. Yet:

 

-I swam, fully clothed, in the sea, then in the river

-I yelled at ghosts insistently for 2 hours

-I kicked a cop in the THIGH and ran away

-I hooked up with a 35 year old woman

-I ran around a house of strangers, naked

-I slept in the sand on a golf course

-I chased some sheep, then ran away from them

-I jumped a barbwire fence and got my clothes and self torn up

-I told a guy at a chinese restaurant that Id shoot him

-I ran infront of a car travelling 10mph, and got hit by it

 

AND- its all true

Wonderful night thought

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Another name change!

 

Yes its true haha

Yes-I was in a strange mood and needed something to laugh....

 

it's true:stunned:

I wouldn't even dream about doing things like that....

I honestly cant remember anything about last night. Yet:

 

-I swam, fully clothed, in the sea, then in the river

-I yelled at ghosts insistently for 2 hours

-I kicked a cop in the THIGH and ran away

-I hooked up with a 35 year old woman

-I ran around a house of strangers, naked

-I slept in the sand on a golf course

-I chased some sheep, then ran away from them

-I jumped a barbwire fence and got my clothes and self torn up

-I told a guy at a chinese restaurant that Id shoot him

 

AND- its all true

Wonderful night thought

 

lol

 

you did because you were happy i guess :biker:

Sounds like a normal night out in Geordieland to me!!:P

I honestly cant remember anything about last night. Yet:

 

-I swam, fully clothed, in the sea, then in the river

-I yelled at ghosts insistently for 2 hours

-I kicked a cop in the THIGH and ran away

-I hooked up with a 35 year old woman

-I ran around a house of strangers, naked

-I slept in the sand on a golf course

-I chased some sheep, then ran away from them

-I jumped a barbwire fence and got my clothes and self torn up

-I told a guy at a chinese restaurant that Id shoot him

 

AND- its all true

Wonderful night thought

did u smoke marijuana?:pimp2:

it's how you have celebrated you first shower since 3 month :thinking:

I honestly cant remember anything about last night. Yet:

 

-I swam, fully clothed, in the sea, then in the river

-I yelled at ghosts insistently for 2 hours

-I kicked a cop in the THIGH and ran away

-I hooked up with a 35 year old woman

-I ran around a house of strangers, naked

-I slept in the sand on a golf course

-I chased some sheep, then ran away from them

-I jumped a barbwire fence and got my clothes and self torn up

-I told a guy at a chinese restaurant that Id shoot him

 

AND- its all true

Wonderful night thought

i hope you were drunk

You're man, Reilly, that's what I call life :wacko:

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Hahaha thanks.

 

No I wasnt smoking, I was on beer, and high on life.

 

I also wasnt in Newcastle, but yeah haha, thats Geordie living.

Rock on, man.

 

 

It's amazing how you can remember something like that, while not remembering it at all!

God, you're scary Reillo :P

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Hahaha I know Eline :P

 

Rock on, man.

 

 

It's amazing how you can remember something like that, while not remembering it at all!

 

I cant remember most of it! People have been telling me. Ive lost about 6 hours of what happened.

 

I had a ridiculous amount of alcahol, 24 cans of stella (Thats 12 litres of strong beer! Nuts) half a litre of pure whiskey and numerous amounts of cream vodka shots.

 

Oh I didnt add getting hit by a car travelling 10mph

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No! I was amazed at myself. I seriously hate it when people gloat about how much they drink but this is just, scientifically impossible for me! Haha.

 

I had 4 Stella's, just 4 and nothing else, on Friday and I was semi-drunk.

 

Oh and I think it was actually 750ml of whiskey because I forgot about that quarter bottle which I must have drank.

 

I think one bottle of wine and I'd be puking my guts out, it would've been the key to my stomach

wow...I could say R.E.S.P.E.C.T. now...but I don't...no....it#s nothing I shoudl respect...although it makes me saying "wow"

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Its one of those funny kinds of respect, I feel it for people sometimes. Its like, alcahol is a poison and anyone is an idiot for being proud they've drank so much poison, but at the same time it's hard to do so.

 

Its like having respect for someone who shoots somebody, because thats a very difficult thing to do.

 

I'm not proud about it or gloating but I am just trying to figure out how I got through so much.

Yes....this was exactly what I meant...I only didn't know how to express it:wink:

 

As long as you are not proud about it...it is ok....

I hate that if people are proud about things like that...

I know mayn people who are like that

every monday in school they tell their stories about how drunk they were at the weekend....how much they puked.....how long they slept on the street etc....

 

I always think then:"Ok....if there is nothing mor impotant to tell!:thinking:"

 

I'm not a girl of innocence when it comes to alcohol....I puked once because of it (ok...maybe not that bad)...but i hated it...i felt so damn poisoned....since that day I'm careful with it....

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I've always felt very natural with alcahol, dont know why.

 

But yes! I remember High School and god damn Monday mornings when kids just wouldnt shutup. Its so fake, especially those who literally have to YELP EXCITEDLY about it, its also kind of intimidating for those who dont drink.

 

Bastuds.

I've always felt very natural with alcahol, dont know why.

 

But yes! I remember High School and god damn Monday mornings when kids just wouldnt shutup. Its so fake, especially those who literally have to YELP EXCITEDLY about it, its also kind of intimidating for those who dont drink.

 

Bastuds.

 

 

RIGHT!

You are an incredible person, really.. *shakes head and throws another brick to your penguinny head* :P

I honestly cant remember anything about last night. Yet:

 

-I swam, fully clothed, in the sea, then in the river

-I yelled at ghosts insistently for 2 hours

-I kicked a cop in the THIGH and ran away

-I hooked up with a 35 year old woman

-I ran around a house of strangers, naked

-I slept in the sand on a golf course

-I chased some sheep, then ran away from them

-I jumped a barbwire fence and got my clothes and self torn up

-I told a guy at a chinese restaurant that Id shoot him

-I ran infront of a car travelling 10mph, and got hit by it

 

AND- its all true

Wonderful night thought

this scares me :uhoh:

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