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Gay people do WHAT?!?!?!?!?

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that ass is sickening lllllllD <- my version of a penis :lol:

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you guys are totally crazy....

 

 

too much porn I guess

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

those boobs, licks lips, oh but i prefer these: (0)(0) :shocked2:

haha i love this

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LMFAO!

 

 

 

There can NEVER be too much porn!!!!!!!

:lol:

yeah... too much porn... you guys are crazy.. but soo funny...

 

hahahaha

 

 

:lol:

It would be even more funny if she was just humouring you' date=' and you were too naive to get it[/quote']

 

well that just destroyed the story

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Oh the irony, it's bouncing off the walls.

 

 

 

 

No, she's really like that though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She still wants to date Harry Potter... I think that says... er.... enough.... LMFAO

how old is she???

 

10?

 

hahaha

 

just joking

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You know what adds an extra element of humor and irony to this whole thing?

 

 

 

 

She's my graduating class' valedictorian.

 

 

I've offered writing her speech but... sigh... She's worried what I might put in it!

what's valedictorian??

 

does she have to do a speech??

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OMG!!!! I just made that pic, how good am I, how the hell did I do that?

 

EDIT: crap that looked so good in the box thingy and then it died

 

 

EDIT2: i think i fixed it

 

EDIT3: :cry:

 

EDIT4:use you imagination :wink:

Oh the irony, it's bouncing off the walls.

 

 

 

 

No, she's really like that though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She still wants to date Harry Potter... I think that says... er.... enough.... LMFAO

 

I know a few girls who fancy Daniel Radcliffe and they're far from naive. I don't think that's a very suitable comparison

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No. I mean date the actual Harry Potter character. Like...... from the book.... :uhoh:

 

 

It's kind of scary..... I mean, it's ok for a younger person, but.... 17?? Aye ya ya ya ya....

 

 

(Oh, and valadictorian is like... number one in the entire graduating class. They give a little speech about how great the school was to them, blah blah, it's all quite cute. And boring and superficial, but that's besides the point...)

here in my school (well, ex-school) in the class we chose a classmate who will give the speech.. when I was at my graduation one of my closests friends did it and that was very emotional.. i cried a lot :bigcry:

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The sad thing is.... well, Emily... She's a really really sweet girl, and a GREAT friend of mine.... She just drives me absolutely insane. She tries way too hard at getting great grades, but she has no life! It's sad.... Her parents are really mean and controlling, too. Blah. So she never gets out, she ends up staying home watching Harry Potter and reading kids fantasy books while not studying chemistry or something.

 

 

That is, until she started hanging out with us. Now she's becoming perverted. Funny how things work.

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The sad thing is.... well, Emily... She's a really really sweet girl, and a GREAT friend of mine.... She just drives me absolutely insane. She tries way too hard at getting great grades, but she has no life! It's sad.... Her parents are really mean and controlling, too. Blah. So she never gets out, she ends up staying home watching Harry Potter and reading kids fantasy books while not studying chemistry or something.

 

 

That is, until she started hanging out with us. Now she's becoming perverted. Funny how things work.

 

oh... I can imagine that.. it's sad when people have not life and uses all the time studying... i guess is the parent's fault too...

HAHAHAHA How could she not have known that?!

 

Hahahahahahahaha thats so funny!

 

LMFAO!

 

 

 

I bet my mom's Reilly.

 

;) Eat yer peas

are you her mom?

eat you peas? :sick:

 

 

:lol:

peas??

 

noooooooooooooooooooo

I just thought of the most stereotypical thing a mom could say.

 

Well, a mom who aint bangable :wink3:

 

Oh my imaginations :nice:

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