LMFAO!!! And what would a bangable mom say? Because I find my mom bangable!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the hell did I just say.

Hahahahahaha oh dear!

 

I think a bangable mom would say many kitchen innuendos like, "What succulent buns!" And such.

Rofl

Oh yeah, like. "Oh my god, honey, let me suck that carrot and see if it's cooked!" "Oh dear, that breast is pretty raw........ let me feel...."

 

 

 

 

 

Yay for kitchen innuendos!

"do you want me to make sure your melons are ripe?"

This one was pretty erotic:

 

"Oh dear' date=' that breast is pretty raw........ let me feel...."[/quote']

 

Yeaahhh...

 

And uh, "Would you stuff it please!" and uh, "Put your sausage under the grill" and uh... uh...

 

*Thinks of Nigella Lawson*

 

 

:stunned:

 

Guys I think I need 5

:lol: :lol:

oh no, Reilly has succumbed to temptation :stunned:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not going to say ANYTHING about shrimping!!!!!!! :uhoh:

intr.v. shrimped, shrimp·ing, shrimps To fish for shrimp.

 

:huh:

omg he really is...........

 

"Last Activity 11:26am"

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27-04-2006, 11:26 AM

Er....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try http://www.urbandictionary.com

 

 

 

 

*POINTS* WE GOT A NAIVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!! *cackles* ANOTHER, CAUGHT IN MY PERVERSE NET!

omfg, bad,bad pictures in my head.

:uhoh:!!!!!!

*POINTS* WE GOT A NAIVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!! *cackles* ANOTHER, CAUGHT IN MY PERVERSE NET!

 

 

:uhoh: oh no! *flails wildly, caught in net*

No one will escape my massive net of sexuality!!!!! NO ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I won't pretend to know what that means.

*escaping*

net of sexuality????!!!!

 

Im scared

.....

 

 

 

 

 

or sexual innuendo, whatever LMFAO!

Well I did not know either!:shocked2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k :laugh3: Maybe it was a thing she never thought of or seen :idea2: I have to say that sometimes when I see some things people do and I see it with my own two eyes it really uhhh shocks me sometimes :laugh3: :embarassed:

I'm Gay.

awkward

Well I wasn't saying anything about it. It just made me sad that she's so... oblivious........ Like... seriously... what the HELL.

Maybe she doesn't go out much :idea2: I can see how someone can be naive though.. I was once one too :shy:

are you really gay?

 

i don't really give a damn but were joking with us or are you really gay?