From Belle and Sebastian Q & A:

 

 

From: Sanda

Q.Why does Chris Martin of Coldplay wear many rings on his left hand so that people can't tell if he's married? It's seems disrepectful for what it means as a figurative. Thanks.

 

A. It's because he's a chav,or ned north of the border.If you look at any respectable ned's hands they always have an impressive array of sovy rings.

 

Richard - 13/05/06

 

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What is a chav? ned?

I don't know what a chav is either. Any Brits here that can answer that?

 

What a stupid question though! Why does he wear so many rings? WTF? He only wears two rings, the rest is tape. Geeez. :rolleyes:

A chav is something horrible, isn't it? :stunned:

A CHAV?!

 

ARE THEY HIGH!?

What is it!!!??? I want to know. :lol:

may i present -- Chavs:

 

 

 

 

Uhh, Chris is a prepubescent teenage boy? :confused:

may i present -- Chavs:

Haha, this one is definitely a portrait of Chris. :laugh3: He's even got his first initial on that chain. What a cool cat. :lol:

Fuck with that :angry:

Haha' date=' this one is definitely a portrait of Chris. :laugh3: He's even got his first initial on that chain. What a cool cat. :lol:[/quote']

Haha I noticed that. It's Chris' "wanna-be-pimpin" alter ego.

 

Chillll Square_1. Chill. :nice:

ha ha ah WTF?

 

look at them they look like hooligans!

 

so that's a chav .....is ned a similar thing?

Haha' date=' this one is definitely a portrait of Chris. :laugh3: He's even got his first initial on that chain. What a cool cat. :lol:[/quote']

 

LMAO its even got that scary look he sometimes puts on.

ha ha ah WTF?

 

look at them they look like hooligans!

 

so that's a chav .....is ned a similar thing?

 

yeah, ned is like a chav... I think...

Ahahahahaha. Chav. That's pretty much the lamest insult I've ever heard in my entire life. (I may be American, but I'm a complete and total Anglophile. I'm up with most British slang.) A chav is like a complete wangstahprep. Which... is like saying Chris = 50 Cent.

 

=rofl=

That is the funniest thing in the world.

 

Like wearing a ring on a pinkie is really going to confuse all the groupies and make them COMEPLTLY forget about the fact that he's married to Gwyneth Paltrow-the most beautiful woman in the world-and has two children with her.

 

Haha... can't you just see Chris with all the ladies? :laugh3:

 

God... who the fuck would ask a question like that? What a dumbass. But the answer was priceless.

Neds are chavs fe Scotland pal! Did you no ken that? I thot everybuddy knew that...

 

Hehe

 

But yeah chavs...interesting topic...and none of the Coldplay's lads are. Apart from the Adidas trainers maybe...

hahahahah a chav...chris would never be a chav...he just doesnt resemble anything it stands for :laugh4: i remember reading a definition of it...and it said 'a dilinquint youth' or something like that!

That is the funniest thing in the world.

 

Like wearing a ring on a pinkie is really going to confuse all the groupies and make them COMEPLTLY forget about the fact that he's married to Gwyneth Paltrow-the most beautiful woman in the world-and has two children with her.

 

Haha... can't you just see Chris with all the ladies? :laugh3:

 

God... who the fuck would ask a question like that? What a dumbass. But the answer was priceless.

 

You > the world.

 

Allow me to be the first to grant you the "Official Pwner Badge".

I do try.

 

I shall wear it proudly. Thank you. ;)

I guess they just gave such a stupid answer because the question was quite stupid as well ^^ Just imagine you get asked such a question, with no reference to the artist at all, I mean.. What do Belle&Sebastian have to do with Coldplay and why should they care about the rings Chris is wearing?

 

Weird question --> weird answer!

If Chris Martin is a chav, then "Dubya" must be the greatest genius to have ever lived!!:rolleyes:

may i present -- Chavs:

 

 

 

 

 

And if you need any more evidence, you should check out http://www.chavscum.co.uk

chavs are kind of the americans version of 'trailor trash'.....but they are people that drink cider, wear lots of gold, take drugs, smoke more than a chimney, wear FAKE burbary and think they look good!!!! also they tend to sit and gather in large groups, either in a park, in a market or on street corners where they will take the piss and try to bully passer-bys!

 

but since this term was first used there have been MANY alterations to what chavs infact really are and where they are from!!! so it changes from person to person now, that anyone can be called all CHAV....for example the thick twat that thinks chris is a chav!!!

 

 

What a PLEBE!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell? The person who asks that probably sits around their house all day (unemployed obviously), and thinks up lame-ass questions, and then answers them himself. What a fool :rolleyes:

 

Yeah, a chav. And 50 Cent is a sophisticated gentleman.

chavs are kind of the americans version of 'trailor trash'.....but they are people that drink cider, wear lots of gold, take drugs, smoke more than a chimney, wear FAKE burbary and think they look good!!!! also they tend to sit and gather in large groups, either in a park, in a market or on street corners where they will take the piss and try to bully passer-bys!

 

but since this term was first used there have been MANY alterations to what chavs infact really are and where they are from!!! so it changes from person to person now, that anyone can be called all CHAV....QUOTE]

 

he he sounds like something from the discovery channel hah ha excellent!