Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has turned to actress Gwyneth Paltrow for advice on how to combat the ghouls tormenting him and fiancee Nicole Appleton at their plush London home, according to reports.

 

Unexplained noises and chilling footsteps have unnerved the singer, and now the disappearance of several household objects has convinced him that his home is haunted. Paltrow employed the services of a Kabbalah priest to exorcise "bad energy" from the home she shares with Coldplay frontman husband Chris Martin, and it would seem as though Liam is prepared to go down a similar route.

 

A source told the Daily Star: "A week ago he lost his keys and then they turned up in a kitchen cupboard and no-one had moved them. And now two pans have gone missing. Sometimes he will hear sounds that don't make any sense. He is just asking Gwyneth what she did so he can follow suit."

 

http://musicnews.virgin.net/Virgin/Lifestyle/Music/virginMusicNewsDetail/0,13556,1290729_music,00.html

Hahaha! That is the most far fetched story EVER!

yah. its rather ridiculous

What a joke. :laugh4:

The tabloids are groping.

Its probably not a joke, I know that if I myself had a ghost problem, I would surely call Gwyneth. You can tell just by looking at the woman that she can scare off evil spirits.

 

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It must have been a quiet news day!!

Its probably not a joke, I know that if I myself had a ghost problem, I would surely call Gwyneth. You can tell just by looking at the woman that she can scare off evil spirits.

 

:laugh4:

 

:laugh4:

Its probably not a joke, I know that if I myself had a ghost problem, I would surely call Gwyneth. You can tell just by looking at the woman that she can scare off evil spirits.

 

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haha love it!

:laugh4: cant imagine liam doing this

Haha, he'd never ever do that!

 

He'd say "Hey you motherfucking ghosts, get out of my fuckin' house or I'll shave your fuckin' ghost balls!" - believe me, he wouldn't need a priest for that :P

LMAO

his ass would say some stuff like that.

Didnt he once call Gwyneth a bird?:laugh4:

"gawky bird", to be precise! :laugh4:

 

Liam's such a f*ck :dozy:

Haha, he'd never ever do that!

 

He'd say "Hey you motherfucking ghosts, get out of my fuckin' house or I'll shave your fuckin' ghost balls!" - believe me, he wouldn't need a priest for that :P

:lol:

^ He did? Who knows, I guess he already used every insults he knows and insulted every person worldwide :P

Haha, he'd never ever do that!

 

He'd say "Hey you motherfucking ghosts, get out of my fuckin' house or I'll shave your fuckin' ghost balls!" - believe me, he wouldn't need a priest for that :P

 

You know what's missing?

He'd add: "Get the fuck back to the plant pot's house!"

LMAO!!! :lol:

yes, i have ghosts!!! gwyneth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhh, they are taking me!!!

 

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im so sarcastic. :\

Doubt this is true - Liam Gallagher hates Gwyneth and Chris - so why would he come to them when he is a bit vulnerable? Not Liam's style.

A Ghost...cool! There really IS a coldplay song for every occasion...lol!

 

Someone already said it...but it must have been a really slow news day...too cute!

Doubt this is true - Liam Gallagher hates Gwyneth and Chris - so why would he come to them when he is a bit vulnerable? Not Liam's style.

 

He doesn't hate Chris and Gwyneth! He's just Liam :P

He doesn't hate Chris and Gwyneth! He's just Liam :P

 

 

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I hope John Lennon is one of those ghosts.

Bwahahaha. That's the funniest thing ever. Woooow.