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The "Do whatever the hell you want" Thread

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Many's the time I ran with you down

The rainy roads of our old town

Many the lives we lived in each day

And buried altogether

Don't laugh at me

Don't look away

You'll follow me back

With the sun in your eyes

And on your own

Bedshaped and legs of stone

You'll knock on my door

And up we'll go

In white light

I don't think so

But what do I know?

What do I know?

I know

I know you think I'm holding you down

And I've fallen by the wayside now

And I don't understand the same things as you

But I do

Don't laugh at me

Don't look away

You'll follow me back

With the sun in your eyes

And on your own

Bedshaped and legs of stone

You'll knock on my door

And up we'll go

In white light

I don't think so

But what do I know?

What do I know?

I know

ahahaaaa ahahaaaa ahahaaa ahahaaa

ooooohhhhhhhhh

And up we'll go

In white light

I don't think so

But what do I know?

What do I know?

I know

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:lol: .. oh my! i thought.. smth bad happeaned.. :wink3:

the evil me is comin, evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil............

 

 

Don't let me be cold again..

you an meeeeeeeeeeee

are floating

on tidal waves

singin

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

these are things that i don't understand... yeah these are things that i dont understand

being random is fun....

At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.

 

 

You want = You want

 

We need = I want

 

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

 

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.

 

We need to talk = I need to complain

 

Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.

 

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

 

You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

 

You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

 

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.

 

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

 

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

 

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

 

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

 

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

 

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

 

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

 

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

 

I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

 

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

 

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

 

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]

 

Yes = No

 

No = No

 

Maybe = No

 

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

 

Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.

 

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

 

I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

 

(The answer to "What’s wrong?")

 

The same old thing = Nothing

 

Nothing = Everything

 

Everything = My PMS is acting up

 

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole

 

I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam

 

:laugh4: :laugh4:

 

oh my god this is so handy..

i love coldplay:dance: :lock:

Reading you guide,Will,I think that you should add something:

Many of the questions that women ask you should not respond.

Is better to be quiet.

Or even better ask the women what they want to hear!

Yes.true alfredo..they are mad!!

:dozey:

but i've got to admit that that guide is right... :rolleyes:

pow. pow. pow.

uptight?

geez, i wrote "made" instead of "had".

woops. i hope she won't recognize that. :wink3:

best response in ANY of the above situations:

 

"here, have some chocolate."

  • 4 weeks later...

Hello person I've never seen before! :cheesy:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Sometimes you just wanna scream...

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Hello person I've never seen before! :cheesy:

 

 

:wacko: hewo to you too

coldplay is so awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm Matt, nice to meet you :nice:

 

and good bye as I have to go :)

hey Matt

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