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The SEX thread

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ive decide to make a medley on my piano of a rush of blood to the head and the hardest part

 

i shall call it....

 

a rush of blood to the hardest part

 

a rush of blood to the hardest part

 

 

 

:sneaky: :wtf:

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that would be an awesome medley :wacko:

ive decide to make a medley on my piano of a rush of blood to the head and the hardest part

 

i shall call it....

 

a rush of blood to the hardest part

 

Why change the title? The hardest part has a head anyway...

You try too hard to be funny and act like Yak did.

 

 

That's what she said.

 

 

 

LIES

 

:laugh1: WRA WRA

Why change the title? The hardest part has a head anyway...

 

:laugh3::lol::biker:

I let you start :D

 

just like that!!?? straight to the point!!?? no kissing, no cuddling first!!?? :?

In efforts to be politically correct and promote equality, Obama just announced men and women both have vaginas and penises.

hum politics discussed on a sex thread, interesting.

so is it true he has said that?

 

our president wanted to do a law recognizing apes and humans as equals.

now beat that!

this thread is very random hahah

:lol: i finally got the joke :lol:

 

 

it's already got a head anyways, the hardest part... oh jeez :bomb:

Maybe you need better sex education :rolleyes:

:laugh3: ...Maybe... but I'm not about to let Coldplayers teach me anything :P

:laugh3: ...Maybe... but I'm not about to let Coldplayers teach me anything :P

that's your choice.

coldplaying could be very educational, for good and bad things.

 

i've learnt many swear words here, and i choose not to use them. ;)

I wouldn't dream of it... or would i... no, i wouldn't

:thinking:

 

 

Well, I mean, I've learned a lot of things on here too, positive things...but... :laugh3: :shrug:

Cyber sex ? :uhoh:

 

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

You're brilliant Josh :cheesy:

 

just like that!!?? straight to the point!!?? no kissing, no cuddling first!!?? :?

:uhoh:

I'm not a whore :smug:

No, you're a playa :charming:

 

 

pepe-le-pew.jpg

 

 

 

:wacky:

Cyber sex ? :uhoh:

 

You're brilliant Josh :cheesy:

 

 

:uhoh:

I'm not a whore :smug:

 

 

 

:anxious: uhm.... me??

:uhoh2:

 

 

 

:escaping:

:bigcry: I'm sorry Iz...

 

 

:heart:

 

 

I'll go...erm... somewhere else :whistle:

No, Ivet stays here :snobby:

:anxious: uhm.... me??

Yes, YOU :charming:

 

No, you're a playa :charming:

 

 

pepe-le-pew.jpg

 

 

 

:wacky:

You'll know SOON what pain means :mean:

Are you gonna spank me for being a naughty boy? :charming:

I'm sorry I don't have the choice...

 

Ren pull your pants down :mean:

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