7:29PM and watching Scrubs

:blush:

 

wow you've passed The Beatles!! did you ever think you'd beat The Beatles in any chart? :smug:

I didn't think I'd beat the beatles at anything... ever.

 

:P

7:47 PM and thinking of some story ideas...

7:47 PM and thinking of some story ideas...

 

I've got one for you!

 

Hermione walked into the library only to find it empty, on a monday night this was unusual. she walked warially through the rows of bookends, looking for her favourite book "SCRUBS" by Bill Lawrence. Upon finding the book she heard a sharp noise behind her, she turned to see Jd standing there, completely naked with his hand holding his crotch....

 

'Would you like to have a go of my....wand?' He said, rather rudely.

 

'oh yes.... I'm going to make this absolutely "magical" for you' She retorted.

 

THE END OF CHAPTER ONE.

 

:)

interesting :laugh3:

But where am I in all of this? :sneaky:

But where am I in all of this? :sneaky:

 

You come in in chapter 2.

 

the DOUBLE ENTENDRE

 

:sneaky:

I've got one for you!

 

Hermione walked into the library only to find it empty, on a monday night this was unusual. she walked warially through the rows of bookends, looking for her favourite book "SCRUBS" by Bill Lawrence. Upon finding the book she heard a sharp noise behind her, she turned to see Jd standing there, completely naked with his hand holding his crotch....

 

'Would you like to have a go of my....wand?' He said, rather rudely.

 

'oh yes.... I'm going to make this absolutely "magical" for you' She retorted.

 

THE END OF CHAPTER ONE.

 

:)

:stunned:

 

 

 

You have serious issues:dozey:

 

You might be challenging Aleja for perviest Coldplayer right now:rolleyes:

Welllllllll yaknow.... I do what I do when I do what I do :P

so.. when do we get chapter 2??

You might be challenging Aleja for perviest Coldplayer right now :rolleyes:

what?? I haven't even been pervy lately!! ..at least not in the forum! :sneaky:

Now....

 

CHAPTER TWO - Double Entendré

 

As hermione ran her fingers through the silky smoothness of Jd's finely polished 14 inch oak wand, he let out some stifling comments, urging the wand to spit out a few loose spells onto hermionies face, Then Aleja took off her invisibility cloak and was naked. Her buxom bosum bounced merrily as Jd let her take a hold of his finely tuned spell making machine of a wand whilst hermione started to fruitfully undress....

 

'Oh baby, give me some Alohamora!' Screamed Hermione

 

'I'll give you alot more than alohamora Herms, I'll give you Syphilis...' Replied Jd.

 

- THE END OF CHAPTER 2.

 

Next, CHAPTER THREE - The Philosiphers boner

bwahahahahahahahaha :laugh3:

 

oh this is great :lol:

:o:shocked2::stunned:

:laugh4:

 

:wink3:

:o:shocked2::stunned:

:laugh3:

 

:wink3:

uhoh.. jd.. looks like you got 3 girls to juggle now

 

can ya handle it? :sneaky:

let's see what magic he can do in a foursome... :wink3:

2:38am trying to stop ANOTHER nose-bleed (damn heat :rolleyes:) and waiting for chapter 3 of jd's story :P

:laugh3: Chapter 3 comes tomorrow ladies.

 

I'm off to bed to dream it up :wink3:

 

nite girls! :nice:

 

ps. KEEP LISTENING TO MY MUSIC ALEJA :P

nite JD!!

Yeah i must have a look at that.

9:36PM and working on band material

 

 

:thinking::guitarist::drummer::singer::sweatdrop:

:guitarist::drummer::singer::guitarist:

11:11 PM and checking Facebook. (hahah 11:11)

10:26am and trying to stop my 3rd nosebleed :rolleyes: