August 30, 200619 yr Tought a thread about quotes would be interesting ! so why not share ur favs here ? ;) " Life isn't about finding yourself ; Life is about creating yourself " ( George Bernard ) " Always do what you are afraid to do " ( George Bernard ) " Dream as if you'll live forever ; Live as if you'll die today " ( James Dean ) " Nobody can go back and start a new begining ; but anyone can start today and make a new ending " ( Maria Robinson ) " Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes " ( Oscar Wilde )
August 30, 200619 yr hi soufiane! :) i love quotes too! my favorite is: "Be the change you want to see in the world" (Nelson Mandela) (i saw it in somebody's sig awhile ago...)
August 30, 200619 yr Author hi lili ! u ok ?? hope u read maria robinson's one .... so interesting ! :)
August 30, 200619 yr i'm fine and you? :nice: yeah i read it...i read all the quotes you wrote on the first post and liked them all! thanks for showing them! ;)
August 30, 200619 yr Did a famous person have to say it? Oh well... These are from the past couple of days: "She's on crack!" -My mom about this talk show host on t.v "You're not a dork...anymore!" -me to my friend "OHMYGAWD!" -my friend "Erin moved to France for a year!" "Really!?! What about her boyfriend, Albert? What is he gonna do???" "He's in South Africa!" - A conversation I overheard in Study Hall. It was so random.
August 30, 200619 yr " Love can only be known by the actions it provokes" -Unknown source I love this quote
August 30, 200619 yr "YOU COWARDS!! THEY COULDNT HIT AN ELEPHANT AT THIS DIST....UGH" Some American army General (forgot his name) was shouting at his troops to stop hiding and fight back.
August 31, 200619 yr here's mine ........i love it! " how happy is the balmeless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting , by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! each payer accepted, and each wish resign'd." (Alexander Pope)
August 31, 200619 yr Author i'm fine and you? :nice: yeah i read it...i read all the quotes you wrote on the first post and liked them all! thanks for showing them! ;) great ! :) ;):)
August 31, 200619 yr all these quotes remind me of my friend's stupidity, especially Emily's personal quotes. Here in israel, before u can get a drivers license, u need to do a theary exam. Just this stupid muiltiple choice test. So one day my friend said: "How do blind ppl do the theary test?" and she was thinking for like 2 mins, and then another friend of mine said "You stupid! They do it orally" lol, that was a funny day... for all of u who didnt get it, blind ppl cant drive :P
August 31, 200619 yr haha... hey lilli :) umm there was another thing with the same friend... we always laugh at her we were at this party, and there was this song. And part of it is that in the middle it stops and then there's this man talking and he says: "Everybody stop dancing! This is the police! We are stopping this party" and it's in english, and we speak hebrew here, and u could totally tell it's part of the song and she's like "OMG!!! IS THAT REAL??" and she freaked haha... but the other one was funnier
August 31, 200619 yr haha... hey lilli :) umm there was another thing with the same friend... we always laugh at her we were at this party, and these was this song. And part of it is that in the middle it stops and then there's this man talking and he says: "Everybody stop dancing! This is the police! We are stopping this party" and it's in english, and we speak hebrew here, and u could totally tell it's part of the song and she's like "OMG!!! IS THAT REAL??" and she freaked haha... but the other one was funnier hey, everything ok with you? :nice: :lol:...true the other made me laugh more...still that's funny....what's the matter with your friend?? :laugh2:
August 31, 200619 yr everything's good with me... how about u? dont be depressed about whatever you're depressed!!! well, u know how sometimes u think things to yourself, and u know u shouldnt say them out loud, so u dont. Well she doesnt have that lol... she just says whatever pops in her head, it's good entertainment :P
August 31, 200619 yr 'A shortcut is usually the longest distance between two points.' 'An Unbreeakable toy is the perfect thing to break other toys with.'...twisted!:lol: 'Sure I'll sleep with you, but first we have to get one thing straight.' 'That top brings out two of your finer points.':wink3: 'No two people are alike...that's why you suck and I don't'...That one I actually heard someone say!! And the one I heard someone ask that fits the forum...'Coldplay...is that something to do with sex in the snow?' lol.
August 31, 200619 yr everything's good with me... how about u? dont be depressed about whatever you're depressed!!! well, u know how sometimes u think things to yourself, and u know u shouldnt say them out loud, so u dont. Well she doesnt have that lol... she just says whatever pops in her head, it's good entertainment :P thanks for your support! ;) yeah i can see that...you must laugh a lot with her!!
August 31, 200619 yr And the one I heard someone ask that fits the forum...'Coldplay...is that something to do with sex in the snow?' lol. they are all funny but this one made me laugh the most! :laugh4:
August 31, 200619 yr "How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot; Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd." -Alexander pope from the poem Eloisa to Abelard
September 8, 200619 yr * In Episode 4 of the second series of Yes, Prime Minister, Jim Hacker says: "I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is." Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?" Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."
September 8, 200619 yr Paul Gascoigne: "I don't make predictions..................and I never will!!" An absolute classic!!:P
September 8, 200619 yr I googled funny quotes...I dont personally know many off hand. "I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife." Ilie Nastase "The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'." Hal Eaton "When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me." Carrot Top. "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." Les Dawson Funny Stuff..eh? eh...??
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