Does style matter? (i'm slightly lacking in that area)

 

What are some good chat up lines in Italian that i could use?

Or other nice things to say to break the ice.

 

Eros Ramazzotti??:P

LOL well i have an opinion on everything :rolleyes:

my only comment would be that all must be happy and satisfied!

LOL well i have an opinion on everything :rolleyes:

my only comment would be that all must be happy and satisfied!

 

:stunned:

This thread has made me think of inspector gadget

 

GO GO BIONIC...

:thinking: that was a pretty good opinion, obscure yet informative lol don't look so stunned.

Does style matter? (i'm slightly lacking in that area)

 

What are some good chat up lines in Italian that i could use?

Or other nice things to say to break the ice.

yes style matters...of course and it's important to be fresh and clean!!

try to say something of funny, as i said you before....

EROS RAMAZZOTTI???????no............................

hmm.. I remember a thing that I saw on tv once.. :glasses: there was this man.. he was an accident victim too and the doctors put the man's thumb to replace his penis.. :anxious:

:laugh4: :laugh4: how can a Thump do a penis' job? :laugh4:

I cant say EROS RAMAZZOTTI to women - its the name of a singer hows that going to impress them????

it didn't.. that man was something 50.. :rolleyes2:

Remember John Wayne Bobbit?

 

His wife cut his off and they reattached it and he went on to become a pornstar.

 

Happened to another bloke as well, but his fell off when he was using a public loo.

this is making me laugh so hard :laugh4: a thump instead of penis.. omg :laugh4:

Remember John Wayne Bobbit?

 

His wife cut his off and they reattached it and he went on to become a pornstar.

 

Happened to another bloke as well, but his fell off when he was using a public loo.

 

how does ur penis fall off?!?!?! :laugh4: this is hilarious

I cant say EROS RAMAZZOTTI to women - its the name of a singer hows that going to impress them????

It depends....to some yes(some who r more romantic)....to some girls absolutely no!!

Remember John Wayne Bobbit?

 

His wife cut his off and they reattached it and he went on to become a pornstar.

 

Happened to another bloke as well, but his fell off when he was using a public loo.

 

oh my.. :anxious:

I am the only girl in this thread..

or..? :uhoh:

i think so... please go away :P

what?? :uhoh:

 

shesh, all the obvious problems aside, what would he say when people ask 'what happen to your thumb?'

:laugh4: :laugh4:

It depends....to some yes(some who r more romantic)....to some girls absolutely no!!

 

 

I'll talk to you later. Add you on msn perhaps?

yes,if you want!!!so...see you later there!

what?? :uhoh:

 

shesh, all the obvious problems aside, what would he say when people ask 'what happen to your thumb?'

 

 

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im still trying to figure out how can ur penis fall off :thinking:

maybe it was just sewed on.. :uhoh2:

yuk! :sick: