It could be something like a "penis monster"!!:P

I've seen giant pricks with eyes before...but most of them work in the White House...lol!!!

I've seen giant pricks with eyes before...but most of them work in the White House...lol!!!

:laugh3:

I've seen giant pricks with eyes before...but most of them work in the White House...lol!!!

 

Dont you mean in the canadian parliament?:laugh3:

omg 128 posts in a day........all interested in???:laugh3:

omg, poor 44 year old guy...:\

anyway, this thread is the funniest I've seen here:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

omg 128 posts in a day........all interested in???:laugh3:

 

 

:laugh3: that's so funny!

of course all posts are expressing deep concern of this very very very serious situation that must be thoroughly explored :blank: ....

 

 

:laugh3: bwahaha

Just woke up and no i didnt dream of severed penises.

 

Did you?

nah, and i'm glad i didn't too.

i still think the thumb connection is freaky...i saw thumbs in a totally different way yesterday :uhoh:

Well it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase - "Thumbs Up!"

:laugh4::laugh4:

true, assuming it was attached the right way or else there would be a lot of disappointment

Oh yea, thumbs down- what if it got stuck???

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

 

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

 

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

 

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

 

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html

oh

my

gosh

:stunned:

OUCH!!! why would people risk it? it all sounds too painful.

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

 

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

 

All the men stood up.

 

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

 

All the women stood up.

 

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

 

Half the women stood up.

 

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

 

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

and that Hedgehog story, omg fucking hilarious :laugh4: :laugh4:

:D:D:D:D:DOMG!

Just woke up and no i didnt dream of severed penises.

 

Did you?

 

 

No I didn't:bigcry:

 

I was really disappointed when I woke up this morning...

No I didn't:bigcry:

 

I was really disappointed when I woke up this morning...

 

:thumbsup:

this is the funniest thread. it seriously cracks me up :laugh3:

Does anyone think its possible for it to fall off due to a lack of attention?

Does anyone think its possible for it to fall off due to a lack of attention?

 

Are you offering to be a guinea-pig??:rolleyes:

NO!!, are you??

 

But it has been awhile...i'm getting worried.

Double Post!

sadly i had a patient who had had his penis removed....oh the joys of nursing

What had he done to it? did you see it?

I cant remember why they had to remove it...I only saw what it looked like after it was gone, poor guy that would be traumatic