im still trying to figure out how can ur penis fall off :thinking:

has been rejected by the body.....

OUCH!...................................LOL!

 

i have no clue but the only example i can think of is when you tie a string around your thumb etc the connection to the thumb and the penis is made! - they can both fall off.....eh, wait, that doesn't make it a good substitute then...:\ wait, can thumbs fall off?

Even so, youd have thought he wouldve noticed something before it happened.

 

It is a true story - and gents theres a also a valuable lesson to be learned here - that is why its always essential to wear male chasity belts when in bed. and never upset your partner and if you do - give her sleeping pills and tie her hands to the bed

has been rejected by the body.....

 

yes but, i mean.. does it fall like ur cellphone falls off on the ground? :thinking: this is weird..

Even so, youd have thought he wouldve noticed something before it happened.

 

It is a true story - and gents theres a also a valuable lesson to be learned here - that is why its always essential to wear male chasity belts when in bed. and never upset your partner and if you do - give her sleeping pills and tie her hands to the bed

 

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: i should remember that :uhoh:

yes but' date=' i mean.. does it fall like ur cellphone falls off on the ground? :thinking: this is weird..[/quote']

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:...............i can't stop laughing:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

hey i was serious eh? :dozey: :P

Well it fell off as he was pissing, just came away in his hand

HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh4: :laugh4: thats just wrong...

^^ i find this hilarious as well LOL

 

what kinda woman would do that? :sneaky:

didn't she throw in on the side of the road then the police and to go searching for it :

 

OFFICER: so what are we looking for?

OFFICER2: a piece of equipment.

 

that it actually happened is insaneeeee! :stunned:

Well it fell off as he was pissing' date=' just came away in his hand[/quote']

poor man! he must have been very upset:(

Well it fell off as he was pissing' date=' just came away in his hand[/quote']

omg.....................BLEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:stunned: that is unbelieable!

Just imagine going to the hospital

 

"I need to see a doctor straight away"

"please sit and wait your turn"

"no i need to see one now"

"so does everyone else"

"yes, but everyone else still has their genitals in the right place"

"what do you mean?"

*places penis on desk*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just imagine going to the hospital

 

"I need to see a doctor straight away"

"please sit and wait your turn"

"no i need to see one now"

"so does everyone else"

"yes, but everyone else still has their genitals in the right place"

"what do you mean?"

*places penis on desk*

I'm going now.....coulda add you at msn contacts before i go?

Yea you can

 

[email protected]

 

talk soon!

Yea you can

 

[email protected]

 

talk soon!

added!!!:D

see you there

SEE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ^^ point well made.

 

 

^ bye :nice:

Shall we turn this into a thread of Penis jokes?

what?? :uhoh:

 

shesh, all the obvious problems aside, what would he say when people ask 'what happen to your thumb?'

 

"You wanna see?"??:P

Well it fell off as he was pissing' date=' just came away in his hand[/quote']

 

What if it had disappeared down the toilet?:stunned:

haha the imagery is disturbing.

 

 

^^ i think by page 2 it started heading that way ay lol

haha the imagery is disturbing.

 

 

^^ i think by page 2 it started heading that way ay lol

 

Yes - shortly after you showed up!!:rolleyes:

:laugh3:

 

hey, i only viewed this thread because general smut said it was funny on the question thread.

 

it can be proven it was a collaborative effort.