:laugh3:

 

hey, i only viewed this thread because general smut said it was funny on the question thread.

 

it can be proven it was a collaborative effort.

 

Of course - we all believe you!!:rolleyes:

World's first transplanted penis is removed

 

An accident victim has become the first person to have a penis transplant.

The 44-year-old man was given the 4in organ from a braindead patient half his age in a complex 15 hour operation.

But the organ had to be removed just 14 days later due to "a severe psychological problem with the recipient and his wife".

Transplant expert Professor Andrew George, from Imperial College London, said it was unclear if the man would have been able to perform sexually with the donated penis.

"Doing a penis transplant should be no more complex than anything else," he said. "But it takes time for nerve sensations to kick in."

Top French surgeon Dr Jean-Michel Dubernard, who performed the world's first face transplant on a woman who had been attacked by a dog this year, said psychological consequences were a serious issue for many patients.

"Psychological consequences of hand and face allografts show that it is not so easy to see permanently a dead person's hands, nor is it easy to look in a mirror to see a dead person's face," he wrote in the journal.

"Clearly, in the Chinese case the failure at a very early stage was first psychological. It involved the recipient's wife and raised many questions."

During the operation, carried out by surgeons in China, nerve fibres and tiny blood vessels were stitched to the donated penis.

It also had to be connected to the urethra - the tube that empties the bladder.

The patient was then given drugs to stop his immune system rejecting the new penis.

Surgical teams claimed the operation was a sucess. Tests showed it had a rich blood supply and after just ten days, the man was able to urinate through it without the use of a catheter, according to a report in the European Journal of Urology.

The proceedure is regarded as a major step forward in transplant surgery and brings new hope to men whose sex organs are damaged beyond repair in accidents or birth defects.

Earlier this year, French surgeons transplanted a dead woman's face on to a dog-attack victim.

Two years ago an Austrian team transplanted a human tongue into a patient with jaw cancer.

Doctors have reattached male organs before, but this is the first time they have completed a penis transplant.

 

 

Usually you post pics of the topic with the news.......why didn't you do it here?

 

:P

Usually you post pics of the topic with the news.......why didn't you do it here?

 

:P

 

What a disgusting mind you have!!:stunned::P

:laugh4:

 

Well...I just expected it because usually I see pics when I open a news thread...

:laugh4:

 

Well...I just expected it because usually I see pics when I open a news thread...

 

But the worrying this is, this time you want to see one!!:rolleyes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:John_Wayne_Bobbitt_lawyer.jpg

 

Nice picture

^Nice picture...at least one who fullfills my wishes..:laugh4:

I could fullfill many more, no matter what!

i thought twice before i clicked on it...i should've thought again :\

I could fullfill many more' date=' no matter what![/quote']

 

 

AHA!This is the right thread i guess:laugh4:

i thought twice before i clicked on it...i should've thought again :\

 

Dont worry - it was a happy ending

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Bobbitt_Uncut.jpg

 

After his reattachment surgery, Bobbitt briefly became a porn star, in part to finance the operation to reattach his penis. He appeared in three movies: John Wayne Bobbitt … Uncut, Buttman at Nudes a Poppin' 2, and Frankenpenis. In Frankenpenis, Bobbitt played a character who was made with spare parts (like the monster in Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's "Frankenstein") and whose penis inexplicably comes off during a rousing session of intercourse. Bobbitt then moans, "Oh no, not again"

:laugh4: :laugh4: Frankenpenis omg :laugh4:

Anyway it couldve been worse then falling off in the toilet

 

Imagine during sex

 

"Er honey,we have a slight problem..."

"Whats that?"

"Ive lost my penis"

"where is it?"

"Well....its er...er...in you"

lol...

 

you're right neil, this thread is funny :P

lol...

 

you're right neil, this thread is funny :P

 

:smug:

im still stuck on will's question

 

 

how could a penis just fall off?? :huh:

im still stuck on will's question

 

 

how could a penis just fall off?? :huh:

 

Gravity??:rolleyes:

hahahaah :laugh3:

 

 

 

still, cant imagine it :thinking:

hahahaah :laugh3:

 

 

 

still, cant imagine it :thinking:

 

But it appears you can't take your mind off it!!:rolleyes:

Someones gonna go to bed tonight and dream about penises

I'll definitely do that because we've just talked about Penises in school...because my best friend's brother had a penis operation today...oh man...ahahhaha

Someones gonna go to bed tonight and dream about penises

 

You??:rolleyes:

I'll definitely do that because we've just talked about Penises in school...because my best friend's brother had a penis operation today...oh man...ahahhaha

 

An enlargement??:rolleyes:

I'll definitely do that because we've just talked about Penises in school...because my best friend's brother had a penis operation today...oh man...ahahhaha

 

 

Tell us more.

 

And yea i'll probably will now.

Oh I don't know how to explain it in english...

 

:stunned:

 

I've just realised: I was the one who asked for a pic here.....this morning my best friend got a picture message on her mobile phone...and she said "ooooh my brother" and i first thought someone sent her a pic of her brother's penis.........erm yes....

 

actually it was just her brother lying in the hospital bed...