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Wanna end a relationship? Then contact the "break-up agency"!!

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Agency makes breaking up easier

 

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A German businessman has set up a "separation agency" - a service to inform unsuspecting spouses and lovers their partners no longer want them. Bernd Dressler will deliver the bad news - for those too scared to do it themselves - for 20 euros (£13) by phone, or for 50 euros (£33) in person.

The efficiency and directness of Mr Dressler's manner has earned him the nickname, The Terminator.

The 52-year-old compares his company to a dating agency but "in reverse".

'Only the messenger'

"We have had dating agencies for 30 years. If you want to have a new partnership then you have to quit your previous one.

"I think it's the same market - just in reverse," Mr Dressler told the BBC.

The message can be delivered in a "sympathetic or direct manner". Mr Dressler said that most of his clients do not want any further contact with their ex-partner.

The client is asked to provide three reasons why they want to terminate the relationship - these are then passed on by the agency to the former lover.

"The time is right for this service. Many clients are unhappy in their partnerships and they want to end it in a neutral way," Mr Dressler said.

The former insurance manager said he has been fortunate never to have witnessed any extreme emotional reactions.

"I am only the messenger," he said.

ahahhaha oh that is so mean......

 

my phone company has a line called the 'SOS' line where u ring up if you are at a date that has gone wrong or to escape a situation....all you do is ring sos and they ring you back with an excuse to get out of the place :P i thought it was quite genious. i havent used it yet...

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ahahhaha oh that is so mean......

 

my phone company has a line called the 'SOS' line where u ring up if you are at a date that has gone wrong or to escape a situation....all you do is ring sos and they ring you back with an excuse to get out of the place :P i thought it was quite genious. i havent used it yet...

 

But you were intending to??:stunned:

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