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Who wants to be my Girlfriend? Ladies heres your chance!

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Name:

Age:

Sex:

 

Do you have a pulse?

 

Do you live in London?

 

Bra size?

 

 

I am an Equal Opportunities Romantic.

 

Good Luck Girls!

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:thinking:

 

:rolleyes: it's like a contest to win something....

I doubt this will work, somewhow.

You're coming across as "desperate".

Good try, though!!:P

I doubt this will work, somewhow.

You're coming across as "desperate".

Good try, though!!:P

yeah, he's REALLY desperate!!! :P :lol:
I doubt this will work, somewhow.

You're coming across as "desperate".

Good try, though!!:P

 

 

haha then i hope it works to prove you wrong!:P

:rolleyes: who do you want Neil?

Name: Henrietta

Age: 20

Sex: female-ish

 

Do you have a pulse? Certainly do

 

Do you live in London? 'fraid not

 

Bra size? DD

 

Looking forward to hearing from you, big boy.

Name:Reg

Age:17

Sex: female

 

Do you have a pulse?um, yes

 

Do you live in London? no, i live in ipswich

 

Bra size? 32B

:rolleyes:

 

man I'm sooo sad...

Who does he want? :P

Name: Henrietta

Age: 20

Sex: female-ish

 

Do you have a pulse? Certainly do

 

Do you live in London? 'fraid not

 

Bra size? DD

 

Looking forward to hearing from you, big boy.

 

I always thought there was something strange about you.................. :P

Who does he want? :P
I dunno:lol:
haha then i hope it works to prove you wrong!:P

 

Well if you make him an offer, it will!!:P

This is rather sad actually, are you that willing to have a girlfriend Neil?

Sex: female-ish

:thinking: :huh:

 

:rolleyes:

 

yeah, it is REALLY sad!!!!

Name: Henrietta

Age: 20

Sex: female-ish

 

Do you have a pulse? Certainly do

 

Do you live in London? 'fraid not

 

Bra size? DD

 

Looking forward to hearing from you, big boy.

Henrietta! Lol

 

That used to be my friend's nickname, actually.. But... Isn't your name Bob? :laugh1:

 

PS: your bra size is impressive, I'm kinda jealous.

:stunned: Wow.. off topic ; the ignore button does work.. ghehe

:stunned: Wow.. off topic ; the ignore button does work.. ghehe
:lol: :rolleyes:
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I doubt this will work, somewhow.

You're coming across as "desperate".

Good try, though!!:P

 

I wouldnt say desperate, i would say 'eager'

I wouldnt say desperate' date=' i would say 'eager'[/quote']

 

Sounds like you're in denial!!:P

have you tried with the italian girls??????as you said me......

Wow, I laughed so much when I saw this....Powerslave, that was hilarious...

 

I think we'll get you with the nice lady on the cover of Sam's Town... heh heh

Wow, I laughed so much when I saw this....Powerslave, that was hilarious...

 

I think we'll get you with the nice lady on the cover of Sam's Town... heh heh

 

 

 

hahaha!!:laugh3:

I've found the perfect girl for Smut. I believe she's available.................... :rolleyes:

:laugh3: !!

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