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Who wants to be my Girlfriend? Ladies heres your chance!

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What do you think that's so funny about it?!! :laugh3:

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Name: Pamela Lee

Age:unknown

Sex:female

 

Do you have a pulse? yes

 

Do you live in London?not now

 

Bra size?1000000000000000000000000000

I've found the perfect girl for Smut. I believe she's available.................... :rolleyes:

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:stunned:

Name: Pamela Lee

Age:unknown

Sex:female

 

Do you have a pulse? yes

 

Do you live in London?not now

 

Bra size?1000000000000000000000000000

 

lol marek :laugh3:

you obviously dont know how bra sizes work haha :P :rolleyes:

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LOL his taken i'm afraid.

 

Mark had she filled the form in?

 

I can only accept people who fill the form in. I shall announce the lucky winner in a few days!!

Aye, that's Danny Wallace.

I highly recommend his book 'Yes Man'. Funny stuff. :thumbs up:

Bra size?1000000000000000000000000000

fuck. that one made me laugh. :laugh3: :lol:

lol marek :laugh3:

you obviously dont know how bra sizes work haha :P :rolleyes:

 

LMAO

This thread is kinda creppy.

 

Do you mean creepy, or crappy??:confused:

Name:Nick

Age:18

Sex: Male

 

Do you have a pulse? when im happy

 

Do you live in London? Nope

 

Bra size? I dont wear them, makes my skin itch

Name: Olga

Age: 42

Sex: MF (figure it out)

 

Do you have a pulse? Yes.

 

Do you live in London? Yes.

 

Bra size? 40F

 

 

 

oh god, :laugh3:

 

edit: 40F... :freak: Uh...

 

I feel really weird for posting that. :laugh3:

Name:Reg

Age:17

Sex: female

 

Do you have a pulse?um, yes

 

Do you live in London? no, i live in ipswich

 

Bra size? 32B

:rolleyes:

 

man I'm sooo sad...

 

Wow. You actually filled it out. :laugh3:

 

I'd fill it out if it weren't for the bra size thing. :laugh3:

Wow. You actually filled it out. :laugh3:

 

Maybe she's genuinely interested!!:P

Geez Neil is going to have a lot to choose from:P ...what a tough decision its going to be lol

Geez Neil is going to have a lot to choose from:P ...what a tough decision its going to be lol

 

:laugh3:

yes, with so much variety, it's going to be a tough one :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

 

Bra size?1000000000000000000000000000

haha, if only you threw in a letter it would've been totally convincing.

Do you mean creepy' date=' [/i']or crappy??:confused:

 

Creepy I mean. I am really bad at spelling as you can tell.;)

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Did i mention the winner gets a million pounds?

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