Are you kidding? This one is fantastic! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

maybe bad means good in this context? :idea2:

maybe bad means good in this context? :idea2:

 

Well you're bound to like this one:

 

Q. How do you make a Swiss roll??

 

A. Push him off the side of the mountain............................... :rolleyes:

^Bad means?I didn't get that... :anxious:

Well you're bound to like this one:

 

Q. How do you make a Swiss roll??

 

A. Push him off the side of the mountain............................... :rolleyes:

 

 

this just reminds me that i didnt know that swiss rolls were called like this until i went to england.

 

its weird, i dont even think they are swiss.

^Bad means?I didn't get that... :anxious:

 

bad can mean good

Ohhhh... :surprised:

this just reminds me that i didnt know that swiss rolls were called like this until i went to england.

 

its weird, i dont even think they are swiss.

 

Nope - but they sure are tasty!! Especially the choccy ones!!:D

Says one tree to another "What a shame trees can't speak"

 

Hahahahaha

 

okay,i'd better stop laughing now

 

:wacko:

 

Some of the jokes are..extremely bad, but ah so funny and some of them are just extremely funny

 

(yes, there is a difference between these two cases!)

You mean "H(a)i!" "Wo?"------???

No I mean:

 

A couple is sitting in bed, suddenly the woman asks "Do you want to marry?"/"Willst du heiraten?" or at least this is what the guy thinks she is asking. So he says 'yes'. The woman takes a hammer and hits the man on the head with it. After hours the man wakes up and asks "What the hell was that?" "Oh a hammerhead shark "/"Ein Hammerhai."

 

 

Q. How do you make a Swiss roll??

 

A. Push him off the side of the mountain...............................

That was actually the first one in here that made me laugh. :P

Nope - but they sure are tasty!! Especially the choccy ones!!:D

 

true but strawberry ones are a lot better!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pork Chop! HA! :P

Some of these actually made me laugh. Maybe it's because I'm so easy to entertain.

 

Chemistry Joke!

Silver and Bronze walk in a bar and see Gold! Bronze says, "Eh! A U!"

 

 

 

:dozey:

That's still not good. :laugh3:

 

 

"Interrupting starfish" is better...

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting starfish!

Interrupting--

*palm to face*

 

Are you supposed to smack the person? :P I don't care-I'm going to tell it to somebody and then smack them.

 

This one is funny when the asker gets irritated:

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Nobody

"Nobody" who?

....

 

I saw someone tell it to this girl at school and she kept saying, "NOBODY WHO?!"

there're some like:

 

Do you know Bam the dog?

There's a dog, crossing the street. A car is coming and BAM! the dog...

 

Do you know Flip flap the giraffe?

There's a giraffe in the savannah, and an helicopter comes, with tourists in... The helicopter comes closer to the giraffe

and suddenly, FLIP FLAP the giraffe...

 

Do you know WizWiz the penguin?

There's a penguin on the ice, walking and suddenly WizWiz the penguin...

 

Ok, there're a bit lame, but those three jokes made me cracking up during hours...

Are you supposed to smack the person? :P I don't care-I'm going to tell it to somebody and then smack them.

 

This one is funny when the asker gets irritated:

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Nobody

"Nobody" who?

....

 

I saw someone tell it to this girl at school and she kept saying, "NOBODY WHO?!"

I'll never get these 'knock knock' jokes, I talked about this with my best friend and she said the same thing. I only know them from american tv shows and always wondered what the fuck they were about. American humor...

there're some like:

 

Do you know Bam the dog?

There's a dog, crossing the street. A car is coming and BAM! the dog...

 

Do you know Flip flap the giraffe?

There's a giraffe in the savannah, and an helicopter comes, with tourists in... The helicopter comes closer to the giraffe

and suddenly, FLIP FLAP the giraffe...

 

Do you know WizWiz the penguin?

There's a penguin on the ice, walking and suddenly WizWiz the penguin...

 

Ok, there're a bit lame, but those three jokes made me cracking up during hours...

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Funny

I'll never get these 'knock knock' jokes' date=' I talked about this with my best friend and she said the same thing. I only know them from american tv shows and always wondered what the fuck they were about. American humor...[/quote']

 

Maybe - but this one's very British............................

 

 

Knock, knock...............

Who's There?

Doctor.

Doctor Who??

Yup. Would you like to see my Tardis??:rolleyes:

Maybe - but this one's very British............................

 

 

Knock, knock...............

Who's There?

Doctor.

Doctor Who??

Yup. Would you like to see my Tardis??:rolleyes:

 

:lol:

Love it!

:lol:

Love it!

 

How come??:confused:

Where are you??:rolleyes:

Another good one here.................................

 

How do you keep an idiot in suspense??:rolleyes:

Maybe - but this one's very British............................

 

 

Knock, knock...............

Who's There?

Doctor.

Doctor Who??

Yup. Would you like to see my Tardis??:rolleyes:

 

:lol:

Hm..

 

The jokes like those don't make me laugh..

 

 

:wink:

Anything with Doctor Who will make me laugh.

Anything with Doctor Who will make me laugh.

 

And how would you know who he is??:rolleyes:

How come??:confused:

Where are you??:rolleyes:

 

Who are you taking me for?

 

I'm not British...but I've heard of Doctor Who :wink: