^LOL!

 

"That was great...all 7 or you were amazing!"

Why does it burn when I pee??!??

"Thank you come again..."

 

 

"Yippeee!!!"

 

 

"Please dont tell anyone I was that quick."

 

or if you're more like me:

 

 

"Feel free to tell all your friends!"

 

 

I kid, I kid, I'm only 16.

"Quick! Hide in the closet! My husband just got home!"

"Quick! Hide in the closet! My husband just got home!"

 

 

 

You must have read my mind, because I was about to say "Er...Gwyneth...You're home early!!"

hahah I GOT ONE:

 

"Can I get a refund?"

 

ohhhhh

"Quick! Hide in the closet! My husband just got home!"

 

 

 

HAHHAHA :P

^^BWAHAHAHHAAH!:laugh3:

that sucks haha

"What do you mean you're not a man?":\

that sucks haha

 

Unless you're saying it about the other person's mouth...then it could be a good thing!

Unless you're saying it about the other person's mouth...then it could be a good thing!

 

 

 

RAWR!

 

;)

hmmm I agree with both of you

 

 

more about this topic? haha

"You want me to do WHAT????"

oh you wanted me to wear the condom

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I just saw an app on facebook called sex toys. You can send them to your friends,lol.

oh you wanted me to wear the condom

 

 

 

DOH!

oh..why didn't you tell me you are allergic to latex

"God, sorry I scared you. I always make that high pitched whiny noise."

 

:P

^ wow

 

 

i think i just got weak in the knees haha

"Move. You're laying on my sandwich."

^ hahahah sex in a subway?

"Come on, Chris, you're hogging the bed. Leave some room for Jonny!":sneaky:

"This reminds me... I've got to renew my subscription to that porn site! BRB."

"This reminds me... I've got to renew my subscription to that porn site! BRB."

 

 

:o

 

 

 

 

:wink3::wink3: