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Things to say After Sex

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Pervishness Level 10 obtained. Shields failing, backup power initiated.

"Uh oh. I think my water just broke."

 

*barf* cough cough cough HACK... *dies*

"Now go and make me a sandwich!"

^^ hahaha, its funny cos its topical! :D

"Hey Jonny, care to share your jazz cigarette with me?"

 

 

 

Does it play bee-bop? YES! YES!

 

 

hee hee

I hate you but still I want to do it again.

 

Pretty pleeease! :wideeyed:

  • 3 years later...
"Damn! You couldn't even last until ASARY was over???"

 

Worse: Damn, you couldn't even last through MMIX??

Was that a queef or a fart?

 

I hope it was a fart. :blank:

if you're going to push around air inside a pocket you're going to have to deal with air coming back out of it

get over it

 

:P

if you're going to push around air inside a pocket you're going to have to deal with air coming back out of it

get over it

 

:P

 

This is a super attractive conversation :dazzled:

This is a super attractive conversation :dazzled:

 

We're super attractive people! :smug:

We're super attractive people! :smug:

 

Queefs are totally hawt

if you're going to push around air inside a pocket you're going to have to deal with air coming back out of it

get over it

 

:P

This is a super attractive conversation :dazzled:

:lol:

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