i remember this thread!:thinking:

"OMG, your a bloke!"

"OMG, your a bloke!"

 

 

 

i think saying "omg" alone in it's abbreviated state would be a bad thing to say after sex, to be honest.. :P

I got mine, you get yours...

did you say something? I wasn't paying attention

mom?

mom?

 

:laugh3: thats just wrong

that was actually a good one

Wait a minute-- didn't you say you were gay....?

LOl why should I say Im gay?????

That was fucking random and pointless:laugh4:

LOl why should I say Im gay?????

 

Because you are??:rolleyes:

mom?

 

:laugh3: that's an awesome one.

 

not to live through, though. :confused:

Things not to say after sex:

 

"happy birthday gram"

"Trust me, that's how it's supposed to end. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

"Oh fuck, I did the wrong twin"

Oooppss...you shouldn't cum inside!!

"next"

I am hungry and thirsty by your love! :embarassed:

 

we go for the fifth one? :D

OH! THat was soooooo goooooood...CHRIS! (This is especially bad if the guy's name ISN'T Chris,lol)

^hmm somebody fantasizing about someone else during the deed?

I'm not saying I've done that...just offering helpful advice,lol.

 

Did I already post 'hmph. That was fast.'?

haha.

 

Things not to say:

 

"well....that was...........average."

OMG! I'd forgotten how funny this thread was!:lol:

 

"Pay me now!"

:sleeping::sleeping::sleeping:

^ ouch