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Fish Like Porn

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I just saw this article the other day, thought I'd share it with you:

 

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Porn shows turn fish on

 

FISH can be turned on by an aquatic equivalent of pornography, new research suggests. Swiss scientists have found that male sticklebacks ejaculate more sperm if first stimulated by a "soft porn" film of flirting fish.

 

It seems to spark a competitive instinct in the watching sticklebacks to ensure they stand the best chance of fertilising their female's eggs"

 

- The Daily Telegraph, Friday 13th June 2003 (page 25)

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Oh myanother peice of info that will do good for us in life

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that's my lot in life...to share such info

But..goldish only have a memory of 3 seconds.. so by the time they've seen the porn, thought about sex.. they've forgotten what it was they were doing!!

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i thought it was 5 seconds

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i forgot who :roll:

That is SO funny!

OH MAN!

whats his face..eh? fishy.....eh? yea man...HAHAHA

i wonder if my fish likes porn...heheh

i have to tell him that!

Oh dear! :lol: My mom and I are getting one of those Siamese fighting fish next week. I guess I'll have to do a little experiment. :shock: :lol:

well...they FIGHT with eachother if they're together ;) and they kill eachother! but...lol you know that l think :lol:

DONT PUT THEM IN A TANK TOGETTHER MAN!

they're going to ripped each others head off!...aww man..poor fishy!

i have one! its blue! and he's name is george harold! hahaha he has two names!

well, its not really mine..but i feed it and it lives in my house..

hey, i can see him swimming right now!

 

dont scare it too much.....they can have heart attacks..specially when they're sick..and you scare them, or right after they eat..and you scare them with the mirror...they shit so much! and really big too!

anywayz... yea..dont put them in the same fish tank together...or else..in a couple of minutes...your going to see something dirrty at the bottem..eh?

:shock: ewww

 

exactly!! KEEP THEM FAR APART!

 

lol@shit so much :lol:

aww man...they do shit a lot!

one time after i just feed him, i put a small mirror up to the tank so he's puff up..then he shat this massive piece of shit! it was so dirrty!.....if you look at the bottom you can see all these massive pieces of shit..

:shock: EWWWWWW lol NO MORE about shit!! l'm going for lunch soon :?

l was :P just saying ok to what you said ;)

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