nice, rachael!! :laugh1:

 

ooh, i love us.

We all have twisted minds :laugh3: God, if the boys ever got their hands on this

ooh yeah...

 

DISCLAIMER (about mine, in case the guys ever come across it): i don't really think that chris is an emotional wreck and guy's a drunk and will's got as bad a pringles obsession as we do on here, and that jonny's the only one with sense. it was just to occupy myself while we're waiting for the next prospekt entry! i swear!!

 

:P

Ahh, good idea...

 

DISCLAIMER:

All my writing is purely fictional. Any parralels with real life are a pure coincedence. If I offended you by mentioning your thread or a thread you participate in, I am sorry.

 

Back to the story...that I still need to finish! Oh dear, I think I may be rivaling yours, Chelsea, mine's nearly 6 pages long in Word and I still have to wrte the climax and the ending :laugh3:

My favorite part:

 

 

Jon: Wa? Ha? Wa? hahaha? Wahahahahaha?

 

Chris: Wha-what were you talking about?

 

Jon: Wahahahahaha-

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

My contrubution. :)

 

 

Sometime in 2008........

 

Chris, Jonny, Guy & Will are all sitting in an office on the top floor of Coldplay headquarters, all wearing nothing but Y-front's.

 

 

Guy: I can't believe the air conditioning is broke in here. I'm sweating.

 

Chris: I know! If only I'd got a haircut i wouldn't be so hot.

 

*short lived silence before....*

 

Jonny: Is it me, or do I look HOT! in my pants?

 

Will: It's you.

 

Chris: Shut the fuck up Will, He look's HOT!.... High Five J-man?

 

*They High-Five*

 

Guy: Boy's This is no time to joke, Phil has locked us in here from the other side of the room, we need to find a way out to tell the people of Coldplaying.com what the tracklisting is! Phil's threatening to NEVER tell them!

 

Chris: You're right... We need to get out of here, if we stay in here much longer in our pants, we might start doing things that only Lovers in Japan do to each other!

 

Will: That's a grim thought.

 

Jonny: I CALL CHRIS!

 

Will: Jonny stop being stupid!

 

Chris: Shut the fuck up Will.

 

*Will starts weeping*

 

Will: Why do you always say that to me? YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THAT!

 

*Chris roll's his eyes*

 

Guy: Okay now I need time to devise a plan.......

 

*a short while later, they're all sitting staring out of the window on the top floor while guy is writing on a sheet of paper in the corner*

 

Chris: (his voice now gravely) I need a Glass of Water

 

Jonny: Me too, I'm sick of looking out over al these Cemetries of London on this miserable Rainy Day.

 

*Will turns to guy, He is pacing the room up and down in deep though*

 

Guy: (talking to himself) Leftrightleftrightleft - we're just going round in circles!

 

Will: So what's the Chinese Sleep Chant Guy?

 

Guy: The what now?

 

Will: Oh, it means Plan. They say it in china.

 

Guy: oh, right.... well, okay. this is what we need to do... Chris, I want you to grab me the strawberry's from Phil's desk over there and grab the string from the box of "String" in the corner.

 

Chris: That was convenient.

 

*Guy turns to will and Jonny*

 

Guy: Will, Jonny, I want you two to throw the painting of Gwyneth out of the window and quick, before Chris see's.

 

Jonny: I don't think I can do that! It's a famous old painting by a duet of Famous Old Painter's!

 

Guy: Just do it, oh and try not to ruin the Poppy Field's on Violet Hill just outside the window!

 

Will: We'll do our best, wow, I feel like we're living life on the edge!

 

Guy: You know, In Equador they say "Life in Technicolour" as opposed to "life on the edge!

 

Will: *in a mocking voice* ooooh I'm guy, I know everything!

 

Guy: Shut the fuck up Will!

 

Will frowns and turns away to do his job which guy has set.

 

Guy: Chris? CHRIS!! WHERE ARE YOU?

 

Chris: (his voice muffled) OVER HERE!

 

Guy finds chris sitting under a desk, looking panicked.

 

Guy: What's wrong chris?

 

Chris: What if we fail man? what if.... what if we never get out of here? What if Phil keeps the new album all for himself forever? I'm freakin' out man, And my hair is falling out and everything.

 

Guy: YOUR FUCKING HAIR IS FINE!!, wouldn't kill you to get it cut either!

 

Chris: okay, okay, I'm calm, you're right, it's fine, I just... I'm scared that when I'm 42 I'm going to turn out like lieam gallagher, Fat, and balding.

 

Guy slaps chris

 

Guy: Snap out of it man! We're getting out of here, and NOW! - so throw all of the strawberry's out of the window for a soft landing and tie the rope to the curtian rail, we're swinging out of here. on our Strawberry Swing!

 

*From the other side of the room Jonny shouts*

 

Jonny: YES! It totally worked!

 

Will: We're SO getting out of here!

 

*Will jumps out of the window*

 

Guy: WILL!! *he shakes his head nonchalantly* What....an....idiot. oh well, it's only will. Jonny, Swing out and onto the roof of the building opposite.

 

*Jonny swings out from the window of coldplay headquarters and lands on the roof of the building on the other side of the street*

 

Jonny: JERRRRRRRRONIMO!

 

Guy: okay Chris, it's your turn, and try not to fall like will did, or you know who'll be after you?

 

*Chris gulps*

 

Chris: The Easter Bunny? Matthew Fox from Lost?

 

Guy: No chris..... Death. And ALL his friends too!

 

Chris: oh no, I better say shout something off the top of my head that sounds religious as I swing....

 

*Chris begins to swing...*

 

Chris: VIVA LA VIDA!!

 

*Chris lands, Guy shortly follows*

 

They look down onto the street.

 

Guy: I wonder where will landed, I hope he landed on the strawberry's I got you to throw out for him.

 

Chris: How did you know he would jump out?

 

Guy: It's Will..... He does stupid things. Remember the time he set fire to that "Reign of Love" CD because he thought it wasa rip off of "Ring of Fire"?

 

Chris: Good point.

 

Jonny: What Next Guy? How do we stop Phil.

 

Guy: Now we march, onwards to Coldplaying.com to tell them we have a nw star on the site....

 

Jonny: I like the sound of a march.

 

Chris: Yeah, Like Prospekt's March or something

 

*They climb down a ladder at the side of the building and walk off into the sunset in their underpants talking amongst themselves*

 

Chris: You know.... I think there is alot of to learn from this.

 

Guy: Like what?

 

Chris: Well.... I'm sure if we recap the events that just happened... We'd have some pretty cool song names for the new tracklisting!

 

Guy Roll's his eyes.

 

THE END.

 

 

:cool:

Jonny: Is it me, or do I look HOT! in my pants?

 

Will: It's you.

 

Chris: Shut the fuck up Will, He look's HOT!.... High Five J-man?

 

*They High-Five*

 

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Jonny: I CALL CHRIS!

 

Will: Jonny stop being stupid!

 

Chris: Shut the fuck up Will.

 

*Will starts weeping*

 

Will: Why do you always say that to me? YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THAT!

 

*Chris roll's his eyes*

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Will: *in a mocking voice* ooooh I'm guy, I know everything!

 

Guy: Shut the fuck up Will!

 

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Guy: YOUR FUCKING HAIR IS FINE!!, wouldn't kill you to get it cut either!

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Chris: The Easter Bunny? Matthew Fox from Lost?

 

It was awesome !! :laugh3::laugh3::lol: these are my fave parts !! it really crack me up !!

Chelsea your story was great :thumbsup::laugh3:

I can really see that you have a talent in writing !!

 

I love that part !!!

"Chris is sitting underneath the desk in the fetal position.

 

 

Yamfox, yours was awesome too !!! I can't wait to read what's next :laugh:

Jon (whispers under breath): At least his handwriting is readable…

 

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Will: Those are cans of beer, you don’t need a bottle opener!

 

Guy: I have very delicate fingers from playing years of bass guitar

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Jon: You bought beer, with Phil’s credit card!!!

 

Chris: Score, mate!

Chris stands up to high five Guy, who then turns around to high five Will, but Will turns around in annoyance.

 

Guy: Aww, C’mon Will

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Chris: Hell Nizzle! That son of a bizzle can go to hizzle for being sizzle a pimp-izzle, ya hizzlin’ me, ho-izzle?

 

(by far the best part :laugh3::laugh3:)

 

 

Guy: Yeah, I think it might (just might) be getting to him.

 

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Guy: Exactly…OMFG?!?! WTF is THAT!!!!

Guy points at the screen. A thread titled ‘Angie challenged Buckland to a sex match’

 

Chris: OMFG!! Jon you HAVE to see this…JON!

Chris kicks Jon, who is still under to table, rocking back and forth etc etc…

 

Jon: Huh?! Wha! OW!

Jon quickly sits up, banging his head on the desk, which seems to snap him out of his paranoia.

Jon: What are we looking at?

Jon’s eye suddenly catches the title of the thread everybody was looking at. He collapses back into his paranoid state.

 

Will: So much for that.

 

that was hilarious :laugh3::lol: I just love your stories guys !! keep on the good work !!

Thanks Chavi! Here's the rest of mine:

*2 hours later*

 

Will: There are 500pictures in my thread!

 

Guy: Yeah, so, there are 1027 pictures in my thread.

 

Will: At least I’m ‘appreciated’

 

Guy: At least they think I’m sexy!!

 

Will: I’m more worried for Jon, that Angie sounds dangerous…

 

Chris: Can you hear that?

Faint stomping can be heard. It goes something like Stomp,…Stomp,…Stomp,…Stomp stomp Stomp,…Stomp,…Stomp,…Stomp stomp, Stomp,…Stomp,…Stomp,…)

 

Jon: moose moose moose

 

Guy: I can here it!

 

Will: What with those ‘delicate ears’?

Guy boyishly sticks his tongue out at Will

 

Chris: OMG! I can really hear it and I can hear words?

Guy runs to the door, puts his ear to it and listens.

 

Guy: Give…give us…give us elle…give us elle pee…GIVE US LP4!!!!

 

Chris: Oh no…

 

Will: What?

 

Chris: Oh no no no no no

 

Will: WHAT!!??!!

 

Chris: It’s the Coldplayers…

Queue horror scene music

 

Chris: We have to do something!

 

Guy: To the helicopter!!

 

Chris: No, bad idea. They probably have guns loaded with copies of Avril Lavgine’s latest album, if they fire, it’d just be too much.

 

Will: Chris! Don’t be absurd! Since when did we have a helicopter!?!

 

Chris: Hey! I gotta spend that 80% somehow…

Will rolls his eyes and looks away.

 

Will: There’s gotta be another way to get rid of them! Holy Muffins! It’s getting louder!

For some unknown reason, Jon snapped out of his paranoia, possibly because Will said ‘Holy Muffins’…who says that anyway?

Guy: What the heck? Where’d you get ‘Holy Muffins’?

 

Will: Read it somewhere…

 

Jon: I have an idea!!

 

Guy: Oh brilliant!

Guy tried his best to sound sarcastic…but Jon didn’t catch on and he was only stirred on even more to act out his plan.

 

Jon: All we have to do is make as many copies of LP4 as we can and give it out to all the Coldplayers

 

Chris: I would prefer if you called it ‘Viva la Vida or Death and All his friends”

 

Will: Chris, we all know that’s a terrible name!

 

Guy: Yeah Chris, it’s really shithouse.

 

Jon: So is that the plan?

 

Chris: What plan?

 

Jon: The plan that’ll save our butts, Chris!

 

Chris: Oh right, that plan!

 

Guy: Ooo Ooo! Can we call it ‘Operation Save Guy and the three other dudes!!’

 

Will: *sigh* No Guy, what about ‘Operation Save Coldplay’

 

Guy: I like mine better!!

 

Chris: Guys!

 

Guy: There’s only one of me!!

 

Chris: *sigh* Dudes! Cut it out, we have some burning to do!!

 

Guy: Burn? Burn what?

 

Will: *sigh* the CDs

 

Guy: Wouldn’t that be a bit of a waste?

 

Chris: *whispers to Will* distract him, Jon and I will start burning CDs

 

Will: *whispers to Chris* Why am I always the distraction?

Will turns to Guy

 

Will: Hey Guy!! I hid the beer! If you can find it I’ll call the plan ‘Operation Save Guy and the other three other dudes’

 

Guy: YAY!!

Guy runs off to find the beer, which wasn’t actually hidden, but Guy wouldn’t figure that out for another 3 hours.

 

Chris: Back to burning CDs!

 

Jon: Isn’t that a waste?

 

Chris: *sigh*

For the next 30 minutes or so, Chris and Jon quickly set about burning as many copies of LP4 as they can. The stomping becomes louder. Guy is still looking for the unhidden beer

 

Will: Hurry! The stomping is getting louder!

Faint stomping is now an audible roar

 

Jon: How many copies we got Chris?

 

Chris: 15!!

 

Jon: How many of them are out there?

 

Will: I’d say at least 30,000

 

Chris: Naaa, it’s more like 30,387.

 

Jon: It’ll only take 15 of them to distribute this to the whole world!

 

Chris: Using what? A photocopier?

Guy briefly stops looking for his beer.

 

Guy: You mean an LP-copier

 

Chris: WTF?

 

Jon: *sigh* The internet!

 

Chris: Oh no! We are NOT pulling a Radiohead!!

 

Jon: It’s the only way!!

 

Will: Stop being so dramatic!

 

Jon: I’m NOT BEING DRAMATIC

Jon then bursts into tears, rather dramatically.

 

Chris: How many copies now?

 

Will: 16!!

Chris: Shit! We’ll never make enough! That’s it, too the helicopter!

 

Guy: But I haven’t found my beer!

Will rolls his eyes and picks up the pack of beer from the desk

 

Guy: Will! You Found them!! Yay! My idea worked!

 

Will: What idea?

 

Guy: The helicopter idea!!

 

Will: Oh right…

 

Jon: Quick, to the helicopter, now, which one of us can fly a helicopter?

 

Chris: SHIT! That was Phil!

 

Jon: Son of a bitch!

 

Guy: Jooonnn, watch your language!!

Guy waves his finger in a very 35-year-old 5th grade teacher style at Jon.

 

Jon: F**k off Guy! Who gives a damn about language when 30,000 people are banging on your door!

 

Will: Don’t exaggerate!!

Chris runs over to the door and opens it a crack. 30,000 people, all carrying pitchforks and torches are standing outside the door, looking annoyed. Chris hurriedly shuts the door.

 

Chris: I don’t think he’s exaggerating…

 

Will: Who was there?

 

Chris: Well, from what I’m going to guess, there was an American film student, she was at the front, an Australian high school student who used to be called Emma but changed her name, a multimedia student, a guy who, I’m just guessing, might be called Ian, other than that I have no idea who they were…

 

Jon: Ok, we’ve got 30 copies, let’s go!

 

Will: But none of us can fly a helicopter!

 

Chris: We’ll be able to if we get drunk! You can do anything when you’re drunk…

 

Will: Well none of us are drunk!!

Will and Chris both look at Guy, who is just finishing off his 4th can of beer. They then look back at each other, with exactly the same idea in mind

 

*10 minutes later*

 

Will: Guy, can you fly this thing.

 

Guy: (drunk voice) You talkin’ to mee?? You talkin’ to ME!?!

 

Chris: I’d say that’s a yes.

 

Jon: Fire it up Guy!!

Guy starts the rotor blade on the helicopter and it lifts off into the sky. The Coldplayers all realize that the boys are trying to escape and they run outside and start firing copies of Avril Lavigne’s latest album at them.

 

Will: Quick, throw them the copies of LP4!

 

Chris: I’d prefer if you called it ‘Viva la Vida or death and all his friends’

 

Will: Shut up Chris, that’s the stupidest name on earth!

 

Chris: (mocking voice) oh, stupidest name on earth…

 

Jon: Shut up! Both of you!

Will and Chris both stick their tongues out at Jon

 

Will: They’re going away!

 

Chris: Looks like someone managed to load it to the internet with their I-Phone…great! Now the whole world will be like “Oh you pulled a Radiohead. When wil Coldplay ever break out of their steotypes. Oh Coldplay, aren’t you sooo boring. X&Y sucked and now this! Oh we’re so damn sick of you ooooo—“

 

Jon and Will: Shut UP, Chris!!

 

Guy: You talkin’ to me?!? YOU TALKIN” TO MEEEEE??

 

So the boys safely make their way out of England and fly to Zimbabwe, were they teach the musical instruments they play to kids at the local high school. All the Coldplayers go insane because their favourite band had abandon them and a majority become fans of ‘Cradle of Filth’, the rest (a.k.a. ME) become alternative country fans and walk around with knitted jewelry and bright pink converse shoes…

 

END

A total of 8 pages in Word

:laugh3::lol: ooooooh God Bless you !! that was HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Best bits :

 

 

Chris: No, bad idea. They probably have guns loaded with copies of Avril Lavgine’s latest album, if they fire, it’d just be too much.

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Jon: All we have to do is make as many copies of LP4 as we can and give it out to all the Coldplayers

 

Chris: I would prefer if you called it ‘Viva la Vida or Death and All his friends”

 

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Guy: Ooo Ooo! Can we call it ‘Operation Save Guy and the three other dudes!!’

 

Will: *sigh* No Guy, what about ‘Operation Save Coldplay’

 

Guy: I like mine better!!

 

Chris: Guys!

 

Guy: There’s only one of me!!

 

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Chris: Using what? A photocopier?

Guy briefly stops looking for his beer.

 

Guy: You mean an LP-copier

 

Chris: WTF?

 

Jon: *sigh* The internet!

 

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Guy: Jooonnn, watch your language!!

Guy waves his finger in a very 35-year-old 5th grade teacher style at Jon.

 

Jon: F**k off Guy!

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Will: Quick, throw them the copies of LP4!

 

Chris: I’d prefer if you called it ‘Viva la Vida or death and all his friends’

 

Will: Shut up Chris, that’s the stupidest name on earth!

 

Chris: (mocking voice) oh, stupidest name on earth…

 

Jon: Shut up! Both of you!

Will and Chris both stick their tongues out at Jon

 

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Jon and Will: Shut UP, Chris!!

 

Guy: You talkin’ to me?!? YOU TALKIN” TO MEEEEE??

 

So the boys safely make their way out of England and fly to Zimbabwe, were they teach the musical instruments they play to kids at the local high school. All the Coldplayers go insane because their favourite band had abandon them and a majority become fans of ‘Cradle of Filth’, the rest (a.k.a. ME) become alternative country fans and walk around with knitted jewelry and bright pink converse shoes…

 

END

 

I looooove the end !!!

Thanks Chavi (again!) I had one hell of a blast writting it. My friend, Bebe, helped me with the end.

great story rachael:lol:

Teehee, thanks Justin

Time for part 2 of my story. Part 1 is on page 3.

 

Phil: ....Prospekt's March.

Chris: But we scrapped that song!

Phil: Not on my version, we didn't!

Chris: You are crazy.

Phil: Thank you!

Chris: Just a second, I've got another call.

Voice: Hi, this is from the offices of Rolling Stone. We were wondering if you had anything to share with us?

Chris: (Thinks it over, then says) Well, the title of our album is Viva la Vida.

Voice: Thanks! Just what we need to spice up our website!

(They hang up, and Chris switches the line back to Phil.)

Phil: Who was that?

Chris: Just Rolling Stone, who I told the real album title to.

Phil: *************!!!! ******!!!*******!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! Now that the public knows, we can't switch the title!!!

(Phil then hangs up, and goes to the coldplaying.com lounge to write about how horrible Coldplay is.)

Chris: Now that I have saved the day, what should we do now?

(They all look at each other, knowing the answer, then they go home and go to to the coldplaying.com forums)

Chris: Look at all these crazy usernames. Texasluvsjonny, busybeeburns, berrywoman, some guy is even calling himself forlackofabettertitle!

Guy: Look at these threads! Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman.. sounds interesting..

Jonny: Look, this guy is asking which band he should get into next! I should tell him to get into my new solo band, Jonny's Thunder.

Will: You guys are all ridicules, looking at threads dedicated to yourself, I mean OH!! ... Look at this! The Official Will Champion Appreciation Thread! Someone does appreciate me accept for my mother!

Guy: You remind me of Ringo. Around the time of the White Album he left the band because he was feeling unappreciated, even though the evidence that he was loved like a.. well, a popstar, was all around him...

Chris: Right. I named 'Supernatural Superserious' for R.E.M. and now even R.E.M. fans appreciate me!

Guy: It's not the same thing, Chris.

Chris: Go away, Guy! Go find Phil and steal his credit card or something.

Guy: OK!

Guy and Will leave.

Chris: Well, I'm leaving so I can go see Gweneth.

Chris leaves

Will: Well, I've got nothing else to do, so..

He types isohunt.com into the address bar, and in the search box he types 'hot girls'.

Will: This should be... entertaining. :sneaky:

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Phil is talking to several Coldplay fans in London.

Phil: They abused me and turned down my suggestions!

Fans: And we are supposed to believe that Chris isn't a big wuss???

Phil: But.. oh.... a....I give up.

The End

 

I will post more stories, but this is the end for this set.

this thread is sooo funny!:) thanks for all the stories everyone... they were great...i just had the hardest 20 minutes trying to contain my laughter...:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

God I feel like writing another one...this stuff is addictive!! Ok, it's official. I am gonna work on writing 'Coldplay: The Sequel'

 

:lol:

ahh! rachael! brilliant!

 

these are my favorite parts (for probably very obvious reasons, or just because they're hilarious):

 

-Will: There’s gotta be another way to get rid of them! Holy Muffins! It’s getting louder!

For some unknown reason, Jon snapped out of his paranoia, possibly because Will said ‘Holy Muffins’…who says that anyway?

Guy: What the heck? Where’d you get ‘Holy Muffins’?

 

-Jon: All we have to do is make as many copies of LP4 as we can and give it out to all the Coldplayers

Chris: I would prefer if you called it ‘Viva la Vida or Death and All his friends”

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

-Chris runs over to the door and opens it a crack. 30,000 people, all carrying pitchforks and torches are standing outside the door, looking annoyed. Chris hurriedly shuts the door.

Chris: I don’t think he’s exaggerating…

Will: Who was there?

Chris: Well, from what I’m going to guess, there was an American film student, she was at the front, an Australian high school student who used to be called Emma but changed her name, a multimedia student, a guy who, I’m just guessing, might be called Ian, other than that I have no idea who they were…

 

 

 

oh man, ALL the stories are great! i'm contemplating writing another, but i'm not so good on the idea front. we'll see.

:lol: It was fun to tie you and some other people from here into it. Obviously, you were the American film student.

I was the Australian high school student

Semy was the multimedia student

And obviously Ian...was...Ian

 

This parody writing is addictive. I think I may write one for some other bands such as Muse and Radiohead

all of our craziness reminds me a hell of a lot of "jonny goes jazz."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDZKN4ftzns

 

that shows they're just as insane as we are! their plot is more far-fetched than ours are! :laugh1:

:lol: That video gets funnier everytime I watch it

"Is it gonna be a big boom busting, rock sellar, greatest album of all time?"

:P

 

Oh god John singing high cracks me up!!

i'm gunna write mine now.

here it is...

 

In The Studio: The Coldplay Chronicles

Jonny is sitting in the studio by a computer with headphones on. Suddenly Guy rushes in.

Guy: Jonny, what are you listening to?

Jonny: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…. Nothing….

Guy: Jonny! You're not listening to jazz again! How many times do I have to tell you? You will never be a jazz guitarist!

Suddenly Jonny appears extremely upset. Guy comes over to comfort him.

Oh it's ok Jonny. You wanna see something that will cheer you up? Log onto coldplaying.com to see what this girl Angie wrote about you.

Jonny: She wants to challenge me to a sex match? Haha that’s pretty funny.

Chris enters as Jonny is looking at more of Angie's posts.

Chris: Jonny, what are you doing?

As Chris walks towards the computer, Jonny minimizes the window.

Jonny: Just working on the solo for 42.

Chris: Ok, good…

Will Rushes into the room.

Will: Did you see the new Rolling Stone article?! Someone told them information about our songs!

Guy: What! It must be that same guy who has been hacking into our website as prospect!

Chris: Did he say anything bad?

Will: Yes! He knows everything! And I mean everything…

Jonny: You don’t mean….

Will: Yes! He knows about Violet Hill!

Chris: Not the song we recorded as a joke for the Radiohead vs. Coldplay battle on the My Chemical Romance forum. It’s the worst song we've ever written!

Jonny: If we have to release that, no one will want to buy our album!

Several days later…The band is sitting in the studio once again going over the solo for 42.

Guy: Oh no! Look what Prospekt did this time! He said that our album title is going to be "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends."

Will: What ever happened to 42? That was the perfect album title.

Chris: This has gone far enough! It's time to figure out who this Prospekt guy is…

Jonny: Well who would try to ruin Coldplay's reputation?

Suddenly the four band members look at each other. Later that day Chris is on the phone, calling Matt Bellamy.

Chris: Matt, I figured out who Prospekt is! It's Thom Yorke, the only person who would want to completely kill our reputation. What do you mean you already know it is him? You're working with him? Oh, well never mind! I'll get you back!

The band members call people who they think can help them get their revenge on Thom Yorke.

Guy: Hey Phil? Wanna help us take down Thom? You're too busy celebrating your new wikipedia page? Ok, well thanks anyway…

Will: Hey Eno? Wanna help us get revenge on Thom? I don't remember you saying your project with U2 is more important and that’s why you left! Well bye!

Chris: Dani Filth? Wanna help us take down Thom? No? You wanna fight me!? You are crazy!

Guy: Neil Young? Wanna help us take down Thom? No? You're too busy making crappy music past your prime and criticizing up and coming bands? Ok, bye!

Jonny: Semy, wanna help us take down Thom? You're eating Pringles? Talk to you later!

Will: Chelsea, wanna help us take down Thom? You'll wake up your roommate? Ok, we'll talk later!

The band panics as everyone who can help them is busy. They decide to check the coldplaying.com forum for anyone who has criticized Thom Yorke.

Guy: Look at this! Liam Gallagher criticized Radiohead's release of In Rainbows. He'd said they'd never do a Radiohead. Maybe we should ask him.

Chris: Liam? Wanna help us take down Thom Yorke? You'd be more than happy to? Great, meet us here in an hour.

The band and Liam meet discussing a plan to take down Thom and Radiohead.

Liam: Who is the biggest Radiohead fan you know of on this forum?

Will: Briggins! Biggest by far!

Chris: What can we do that would make him upset.

Guy: Looking at computer. I got it! Briggins has an alter ego Brigginsa! If we can find and post pictures of him on the Radiohead page, he might stop listening to them all together.

Jonny: Now all we have to do is hack into the system…

After hours of hacking and research the boys were able to find the pictures of Brigginsa and post them on the Radiohead website.

Later that night…

Briggins sits at his computer and goes to the Radiohead website to see pictures of his alter ego.

Briggins: What is this! How'd they get these pictures! I hate Radiohead! Time for me to go back to listening to Coldplay. Where's my X & Y CD?

The End

AHHHH! justin, that was GREAT!!! freaking hilarious.

 

thom yorke as prospekt? calling everyone they know for help (including me and semy!)? liam gallagher being more than happy to take down thom? briggins going back to coldplay? brilliant.

 

it's also quite funny that i'm a reoccurring character in some of these stories...:P

loves it!