Hahaha, thats brilliant Justin. The phone calls were classic! Too busy eating pringles :laugh1: The Dani Filth thing cracked me up too.

Briggins abandoning Radiohead for Coldplay? Now thats funny.

 

Loving these stories! :dance:

thanks :nice:

i also find it hilarious that my roommate plays a tiny role in this...if she only knew! she's looking at me right now writing this..HAH.

 

random, i know.

:laugh3:

Hello Chelsea's roommate! *waves* :D

:laugh3: That was hilarious!! The phone calls bit was the best.

Hello Chelsea's roommate! *waves* :D

 

sadly, she doesn't wave back. i suppose she would if she knew i was talking about her to my internet friends, but alas, that could get awkward. it was bad enough explaining my refound love for pringles. i was like "ohh, a friend's obsessed with them and reminded me how much i love them...yeah." which is true, but it's funny.

 

anyway, she's usually sleeping when i'm on here, as said in justin's story.

Whahaha :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Yeah, maybe its best to keep it a secret. Ignorance is bliss after all.

I would find that eventuality awkward as well, so no worries.

 

Explaining your Pringles love? Who needs to do that, haha. Their deliciousness speak for themselves :rolleyes:

well, it's the fact that i'm ALWAYS eating them now...i mean, i ate them before, but the fact that i have, um...3 cans under my bed right now makes my addiction a bit obvious. and the fact that i've bought them three times in the past two weeks. and that i kind of wake her up when i'm munching on them. it's a loud food, what can i say?

 

anyway, i kind of want to write another story just because it was sooo fun the first time, but i don't have any good ideas. hmm.

these stories are really funny! i cant wait to see more

anyway, i kind of want to write another story just because it was sooo fun the first time, but i don't have any good ideas. hmm.

 

I started to write a sequel but it sorta fell on its face because I was being too serious about it :laugh3: Maybe we should write one about after the release and about them on tour...hmmm

Always a pleasure to come to this thread ! :laugh3:

Winigwl your story was funny, especially the phone calls :lol:

really looking forward to the other stories and sequels !!!

BUMP! Wow, its been a while since anyone's visited this thread.

 

Anyone got any ideas for a story? I've missed this thread quite a bit. We need to lighten up the forum anyway, I think. Believe it or not, I just went through the whole thread and read everyone's stories again! They're all fantastic! :dance:

 

I'm thinking of a story based around the lack of the awesome news that we were supposed to get on the 21st May (yesterday), but I'm not sure if I'm feeling inspired enough to have a crack at writing it. Anyone feeling up to the task? :D

if you give me some time (like, erm, several days...i'm kind of busy this week), i think i could come up with a may 21 scenario! i'll start mulling the idea over :D

this thread's back ! :wacko:

makes me want to read the stories again ! :lol:

if you give me some time (like, erm, several days...i'm kind of busy this week), i think i could come up with a may 21 scenario! i'll start mulling the idea over :D

YESSS! :dance:

 

No pressure, of course... I might end up doing one eventually, it's just that I don't think I can pull it off at the moment, is all. I need to be in the zone, as it where.

Bumpity bump ! :dance:

I forgot how I love this thread ! HILARIOUS !

 

hey all. Come and read. this is so much fun :lol:

this is so funny

Man, these are hilarious...I'm gonna try it, even though it's a total waste of time. :D

Sorry for the double post, but I think this earns me a bump. :P

 

Beware, much epicness, randomness, stupidity(ness), and inappropriateness ahead. Hopefully there's some hilariousness, too. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

(The band has just finished yet another show on the Viva La Vida tour, planned encore and all. Chris and Jonny walk into the hidden room backstage.)

 

[Wait, isn't this supposed to be an "In The Studio" story? And what the heck is a "planned encore"?]

 

(Shut up, you're not the narrator.)

 

 

 

Jonny: I can't believe my guitar died right in the middle of Violet Hill.

 

Chris: Kinda awkward, yeah...but that's why we have so many extras.

 

Jonny: I loved how you changed that line to "His guitar was broken still," though.

 

 

(Will comes in, looking thoughtful.)

 

Will: You know, I think maybe we should rethink the butterfly confetti thing.

 

Chris: ...What?

 

Will: Well, people have been calling our music "gay" for years, and now we're dumping butterflies all over the place, and-

 

Jonny: You think butterflies are gay now?

 

Will: No, but these aren't exactly smart people. And it doesn't help that you two keep kissing in public-

 

Chris: Hey!

 

Will: -it's just that it seems like we're giving our loudest, dumbest critics extra ammunition.

 

Jonny: Gay butterflies, ammunition...Will, are you turning into an American?

 

Will: That doesn't even make sense. And Chris, stop humming "Turning Japanese." You know I hate that song.

 

Chris: Why? It fits the joke! Sort of.

 

Jonny: We'd better hope no one ever hears this conversation; it'd offend everyone in the world.

 

(Yeah, no kidding.)

 

Jonny: Who said that?

 

Will: I still think we should get rid of the butterflies, or just not use so many. They make such a mess.

 

Chris: So what? It's not like we have to clean them up.

 

Jonny: Actually...

 

 

(Jonny grabs Chris's hair and yanks on it.)

 

Chris: Ow! What was that for?

 

(Jonny shows Chris the handful of crumpled paper butterflies, and hair, he just pulled out.)

 

Chris: ...Oh.

 

Jonny: Your hair holds a lot of static electricity. It's attracting them.

 

Chris: So, you're a scientist now?

 

Will: We just played a song called "The Scientist," you know.

 

Chris: Oh yeah...

 

Will: Well, should we keep the butterflies, or not?

 

Chris: What if we used actual, living butterflies?!

 

 

(No one says anything for several seconds.)

 

Jonny: I'm not sure it's a good idea to release thousands of insects into a room full of crazed fans and loud music.

 

Will: Wait. Butterflies are insects?

 

Jonny: What did you think they were, mammals?

 

Will: Hey, I'm not a biologist.

 

Jonny: Right...anyway, how would we transport them, or capture them after the show? Or keep them from getting stepped on?

 

Chris: Maybe we could train them to come back after everyone leaves, and stay off the floor.

 

Jonny: You can't train butterflies.

 

Will: Don't they train fleas for flea circuses?

 

Jonny: Er...well...

 

Chris: I know a guy with one of those! Maybe he can help! I think I have his number-

 

Jonny: No. This is ridiculous. We are not buying an army of butterflies just so Chris doesn't have to clean his hair.

 

Will: That's not the only reason.

 

Jonny: I don't care! The paper butterflies are fine! We don't need to-

 

 

(Guy dashes in and slams the door shut.)

 

Guy: Finally. Er...why were you yelling about butterflies?

 

Jonny: You don't want to know.

 

Chris: What took you so long?

 

Guy: Oh, some crazy news-person wouldn't stop asking me questions.

 

(Someone knocks at the door.)

 

Guy: If anyone answers that, they will regret it. And not because of me.

 

Will: What's so bad about reporters?

 

Guy: I dunno, she was just really annoying. Also...

 

(He turns to Jonny.)

 

Guy: She thought I was you.

 

Jonny: I guess that makes us even.

 

Guy: Not really, I've got hardly any lines in this script.

 

Jonny: What are you talking about?

 

Guy: ...I'm not sure.

 

Jonny: There's something really weird going on here...

 

Will and Chris: Definitely.

 

 

(Short pause.)

 

Chris: Jinx!

 

Will: Huh?

 

Jonny: I think my ears are ringing. Maybe the speakers were set too high.

 

Will: Or maybe it's from the past few minutes of stupidity.

 

Guy: No, I think that's the crowd squealing.

 

Chris: I guess we should do another encore, or something.

 

Jonny: Why do we keep calling Death And All His Friends an encore? We do that one every time.

 

Chris: Well, we need to do something; they'll wake up the neighbors.

 

Guy: What neighbors? This is a concert hall in the middle of a-

 

Chris: Ok, ok!

 

Will: What should we play?

 

Guy: We could do that new one, what's it called...?

 

Jonny: No, don't say it out loud, they'll hear you!

 

 

(Another awkward pause.)

 

Jonny: This room is creeping me out. Let's just play Cemeteries of London, we never do that one.

 

Guy: Yeah, because someone keeps forgetting the lyrics.

 

Chris: Shut up.

 

Will: What if?

 

Jonny: What if what?

 

Will: No, "What If," the song. We could do that.

 

Jonny: Oh. Sure, whatever.

 

Chris: Fine.

 

Guy: Ok then, let's go before one of us gets possessed by a ghost again.

 

Chris: [sings] You thought you might be a ghost!

 

Guy: Save it for the microphone, Chris...

 

 

(They all leave again, and the crowd cheers even more loudly as they walk back onstage...)

bravo! I liked it, fun dialogue!

:laugh3:

very funny... I might even try on myself but I'm not making any promises...

love this thread though! hilarious!:laugh3:

Will: No, but these aren't exactly smart people. And it doesn't help that you two keep kissing in public-

 

Chris: Hey!

 

Epic. :laugh3:

 

 

Chris: What if we used actual, living butterflies?!

 

(No one says anything for several seconds.)

 

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Chris: Maybe we could train them to come back after everyone leaves, and stay off the floor.

 

LMAO. Chris's stupidity is so cute yet hilarious at the same time. :lol:

bravo! I liked it, fun dialogue!

 

:dance:

 

LMAO. Chris's stupidity is so cute yet hilarious at the same time. :lol:

 

That's pretty much the idea. :P

 

 

Anyone else want to do one? This thread's too hilarious to die again! :lol: