April 1, 200818 yr Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table (BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price. "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says. Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies. "What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains. The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance. "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor. Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids. "Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says. http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2
April 1, 200818 yr I know this is April Fool's. But I SO want to believe that somewhere.... This has happened. Just for the stupidity! :lol:
April 1, 200818 yr don't know why, but it made me thought of Barney Gamble of The Simpsons... when once he says to Moe that he had had sex with the pocket billiard (dunno if is the correct word.. the table where you play billiard in) ofthe bar, and so Moe answer him back, Now i know why people don't play billiard since a year ago.
April 1, 200818 yr Author I know this is April Fool's. But I SO want to believe that somewhere.... This has happened. Just for the stupidity! :lol:I did happen in Ohio. :laugh3:Google it if you don't believe it.
April 1, 200818 yr well, i've heard of another case where a guy put his willy into a hole in a swimming pool. he got stuck then. my story's true, though. :P
April 1, 200818 yr Author Jebus people can't a guy fuck his yard furniture with out people thinking it's an April fool joke. :angry:
April 1, 200818 yr haha I heard about the guy in the swimming pool he put his wotsit into the hole that blows out hot water and got it jammed somehow. ahhhh. great story that someday, I WILL tll my grandkids! :laugh2:
April 1, 200818 yr Jebus people can't a guy fuck his yard furniture with out people thinking it's an April fool joke. :angry: LOL I guess this is not a public ready to accept it! :laugh3:
April 1, 200818 yr Author Just a matter of time before the actual video ends up on youtube. Here's a news report. You have to admit that is one sexy table. :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JflNlVyPqQ
April 1, 200818 yr this isn't april fools. this is legit. i googled it cuz i found it hard to believe too.
April 2, 200818 yr Totally just thanked you for this thread. The video swayed me. I think I laughed so hard at it that I did a little cry! :lol:
April 2, 200818 yr I suppose it's indecent, but illegal? Was the picnic table harmed in any way?:\:laugh3: Did it involve a salt with a shaker? I just think unless a crime is committed, it's really between Art Price Jr. and his frolicking picnic table. The world is awash in expensive sex toys, and Art was probably on a budget, given the economic blows dealt to Ohio recently. I suppose the timing was off a bit - he should have waited until after dark, and been more discrete. Maybe a park bench in a heavily wooded area..:laugh3: ..seriously though, I think the issue is exposure to minors, and this fellow needs to see a psychologist, and get some therapy. But a felony? Unless there's been a serious crime committed, I think that's extreme.
April 2, 200818 yr Just a matter of time before the actual video ends up on youtube. Here's a news report. You have to admit that is one sexy table. :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JflNlVyPqQ oh my gosh! That is so funny! I also thought it was an april's fool joke. I guess you got us even thought that wasn't your main goal! hahahaha:laugh3:
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