April 24, 200818 yr The beginning of a new Coldplay LP era is traditionally the time when Albie, a 'special' member comes out to play here on Coldplaying. It happened back in 2005 and didn't we know it. Since then however he's been idle, selling gas, sucking bush and sharing himself around the bronx, if you know what I mean. I fondly remember receiving dozens of PMs from him asking if I had a pre-leak leak of Speed Of Sound, or at the very least a soundboard quality live recording of 'Everything's Not Lost'. Sadly, I had to disappoint him on both counts. Others have had the pleasure of his company, some fortunately joined Coldplaying long after he'd trundled off back to his homies. So, here's the question, have you been part of the 'Albie' experience?
April 24, 200818 yr Oh I have indeed. I've been through the good and the bad times, through the affair with his parrot, to the sexual acts with Bush. We've loved each other and we've hated each other. I can't stand him and yet....I can't let him go :cry: Oh Albie come back to me! I'll never forget that night in central park :bigcry:
April 24, 200818 yr Not quite....he gave it a damn good try though, bless him. It's not the winning Albie, it's the taking part that counts :nice:
April 24, 200818 yr I've heard so much about albie but i've never actually met him. I'm half excited half nervous
April 24, 200818 yr Not really. I wasn't even on here at that time. And even if thing like that were happening when I was around, I was pretty ignorant.
April 24, 200818 yr i have not had the albie experience, but i'm interested to see it. erm, question, though: is albie the same as qwerty? and is qwerty really eh! steve? because qwerty was still around when i joined, and eh! steve is here now...so i'm slightly confused :huh:
April 24, 200818 yr Nope, Qwerty isn't Albie. But I think Eh Steve! is Qwerty as he said he couldn't have the original account anymore. Or something. I might be wrong.
April 24, 200818 yr ok then, i think i get it now :D but i swear there was someone here a few weeks ago with the username albie...
April 24, 200818 yr I think he was temporarily banned when I started coming here... I remember being thoroughly confused by it at the time. Figured it out before too long when he came back. :laugh4: I seem to have always hit just the right balance of being around enough to know who he was, but quiet/otherwise occupied enough to miss the full force of his personality. But hey, you never know... some people do eventually over time start to grow up a little... :sneaky: Guess we'll have to wait and see...
April 24, 200818 yr All this talk about him will just give him a even bigger ego,if that is indeed possible......
April 25, 200818 yr I think he was temporarily banned when I started coming here... I remember being thoroughly confused by it at the time. Figured it out before too long when he came back. :laugh4: I seem to have always hit just the right balance of being around enough to know who he was, but quiet/otherwise occupied enough to miss the full force of his personality. But hey, you never know... some people do eventually over time start to grow up a little... :sneaky: Guess we'll have to wait and see... That's pretty much my story too. He was a hit on TBP, and it was a pleasure working with him there,lol, so I can just imagine what the bad ol' days would be like in person!:D
April 25, 200818 yr Nope, Qwerty isn't Albie. But I think Eh Steve! is Qwerty as he said he couldn't have the original account anymore. Or something. I might be wrong. Correct! Qwerty joked about being 'Son Of Albie' during the height of his spamming, and Eh Steve! was his first Alias Day alias. And then there's cavenow, but the jury's still out on him...mostly.;)
April 25, 200818 yr havent we already come to the conclusion that i have lady bits? oh well THINK OF ME LIKE A MAN and i have get to encounter "albie" i look forward to his company
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