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The Perv Unit

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dont know either.. Ive been away.. apparently someone got involved with a cow :stunned:

ewww cows! That's not hot.

dont know either.. Ive been away.. apparently someone got involved with a cow :stunned:

 

It was all David's fault. :dozey:

Well, hey there perv Chavi! :D

 

oh no, just Chavi.. :uhoh:

what's your name ?

 

 

eww, my back is hurting me .. Joe would you be nice and give me a massage ? :sneaky:

oh no, just Chavi.. :uhoh:

what's your name ?

 

 

eww, my back is hurting me .. Joe would you be nice and give me a massage ? :sneaky:

Oh course Chavi!!

So what would you like today, soft and slow or rough??:sneaky:

soft and slow.. I'm not in a wild mood tonight !

Oh ok, Im down for a slow night!!

 

What about you Emma??

Oh ok, Im down for a slow night!!

 

What about you Emma??

 

I'll take it rough... are you down for that, too? :whip:

wait !!! two girls, one dude ? ... :dozey: Joe's been spoiled I think.. Emma, he's yours.

 

where's Daniel ? or any other male :wink3:

wait !!! two girls, one dude ? ... :dozey: Joe's been spoiled I think.. Emma, he's yours.

 

where's Daniel ? or any other male :wink3:

 

Fine by me. :smug: :sneaky:

wait !!! two girls, one dude ? ... :dozey: Joe's been spoiled I think.. Emma, he's yours.

 

where's Daniel ? or any other male :wink3:

Oh no!!! I thought this was going to be a party:wink3:

What do you say Chavi and Emma:wink3::sneaky:

Oh no!!! I thought this was going to be a party:wink3:

What do you say Chavi and Emma:wink3::sneaky:

 

Yes please! :wideeyed:

 

Now let's get pervy. :P

partaaaayyy !! I'll be the boss and you'll be my personal assistant :smug: :P :whip:

I have some papers to show under my desk.. oops I dropped my pen, could you get that for me ? :wink3:

Since you two seem to be in an office... :uhoh2:

 

Pen_is_Stuck.jpg

 

That says "PEN is stuck", by the way. :P

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

I have some papers to show under my desk.. oops I dropped my pen, could you get that for me ? :wink3:

Ok, *bends down casually*

*grabs ass* Oops sorry, i couldnt help but get some of that juicy double !!

 

^ I swear I read "penis"! :stunned:

 

:laugh4:

 

you PERV ! I swear I read 'pen is' :smug: .................................. you believe me, right ? :embarassed: :P

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