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The Perv Unit

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I can't find a new clean one for you, so I guess you have to stay shirtless. :\ Would it help you feel less lonely about it if I took of my shirt as well 'boss'?

 

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Oh that would be great!!! Oh that button seems to be stuck, need a hand?:sneaky:

Yeah, that'd be great...

Ooops, the button fell off as you helped. Now I guess I have to bend down in my tight black skirt to get it. We must not have two distroyed shirts because of a button on the floor, do we? :wink3:

ok! I will!!!

 

Hmmm, I think we do!!!!:sneaky:

Oh, but please 'boss', won't you come down to the floor with me and help me finding it? I can't seem to alone. *innocent eyes* That's all I'm 'begging' for.

Begging!!!! Well since you 'begged", ok:wink3:

 

But if we dont find it, we have no other option for that shirt:sneaky:

No, we don't... It's permanently off then. :sneaky:

Are you freezing without your shirt? Want me to make you some HOT coffee to get HOT again? :wink3:

It is actually a bit chilly in here. HOT coffee would be great!!!!

Here you go: oh no, clumsy me! I spilled coffee on your trousers! They're burning hot now. I guess you have to take them off then.

 

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Oooo ouch!!!!!

I have to take them off fast!!!!!!!

Oh look at that, im just down to my underwear now :sneaky:

Are you sure!!!! I mean, it might get too hot and then I might have to be completely, Ehhh naked!!!!

Well skirts arnt really my thing!!!!

 

Hmm well I have to think!!!!!

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Watch it! Not much room under this desk:sneaky:

Think fast, 'boss'! Soon it will be knocking-off time for me. ;)

 

And you are getting all sweaty by the heat. :sneaky:

Watch it! Not much room under this desk:sneaky:

Theres always room under my desk!!!!

No I wont punished you!!! Over time, but I will make it worth your while:sneaky:

 

Woo I am!!!!

I'm sorry 'boss', but I really have to go now. It's been a looong and 'hard' day. But if you were a naughty boy, you could just fire me.

Or maybe I can come back another time...

 

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Hmm no I wont fire you, your a very good secretary!!!!:sneaky:

 

But next day you come into work, we will figure out this little situation!!!:wink3:

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Joe, that's quite a big stapler you've got there:wink3:

Why thank you, I always have the best...'equipment' :sneaky:

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You need to be careful where you put that thing...it could go off and put someone's eye out:sneaky:

I know!!!

One time one of the "staples" just shot right out!!!

Thankfully nobody was hurt:sneaky:

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