Hello pervs!!!! :wink3:

want some perviness?

 

:bomb::bomb::bomb:

 

:dead:

DAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT.

 

He'll be the death of me, I swear.

 

:dead: :dead: :dead:

I'm back...:nice:

Luckily, I was with a friend who is as pervy as I am while I was away, so I didn't go insane.

Fookin'... timezones!

 

I get nothing thanks to them :snobby:

 

Except that goddamn piccy :sneaky:

hey, where are you guys? so boooring now:rolleyes:

:curtain:

:curtain:

Well hello!!!!

Hello! :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

So, how you doin!!!:wink3:

Quite good... I'm having the house for myself, so I'm aaaalll alone.

 

:wink3:

 

You?

Oh alone, are you!!!!

 

Well im at work, alone as well. With this big huge empty desk in front if me:sneaky:

Oh, do you need some help to put something on it? Or someone? :wink3:

You naughty boy, being on forum at work time... especially in this thread. :rolleyes: :sneaky:

Hmm that could work!!!!

Haha, Ya I can be naughty...especially here:wink3::D

You want work time to be less boring? Shall I come and 'join' you? :wink3:

 

I'm being quite naughty too, should have been to bed a long time ago, but instead I ended up here. :sneaky:

Oh of course come join me, its very lonely!!!!

 

Ohh your inner perv is keeping you from sleep:wink3:

You work in a shop?

 

Yeah it just couldn't resist... temptation. :sneaky:

No I work in an office as an executive assistant!!! Its, uh, boring!!!

 

Haha:sneaky:

Wanna have some fun? :sneaky: Does the 'assistant' need a secretary? :rolleyes:

Im all about fun!!!

And yes I do actually:wink3:

Well I have al these papers on my desk and I need 'help' getting ride of them to create some 'space':sneaky:

:wink3: Do you want them to be removed quickly and 'rough'? Or very slowly and 'gently'? I can do both ways...

 

:sneaky:

Oh well since you asked...both:wink3:

I like to start out slow, then finish quick and rough!!:sneaky:

 

With filing my papers, that is:wink3::sneaky:

Okay 'boss', as you say. :angel: :sneaky:

Ooops! Seems like your shirt is stuck in the shredder! It can't really be saved... shall I help you getting it of 'boss'?

:wink3:

Gasp!!! Oh no, the shredder has ripped my shirt completely off!!! Damn!!!:wink3:

 

What now!?!