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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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When you have the follow arguments with your mother:

 

1. When the 60 mins. interview aired again, I of course taped it and while it was taping my mom decided to watch it. I shouldn't have let her watch it without me, and there's a good reason why. Once my mom heard Chris say his oh-so famous and amazingly funny line about Will and how he wishes he was a homosexual drummer who wore outrageous clothes and said outrageous things, well my mom took it SERIOUSLY. So she called me into the room and said in this really serious tone:"Did you know that Will is gay?" And I said "No he's not mom!" I was already spazzing out at this point. And then she said "Don't you believe Chris Martin?", in this really weird and serious voice. And then I started freaking out, and I said "Mom he was JOKING!!! That's how he IS!!!!!!!!!" Then she starts saying all the reasons that Will MUST be gay(and completely ignoring me). She said "Real men don't cross their legs or wear scarves." So then I REALLY started freaking out and went on a huge rant about the fact that Will has a wife and 3 kids and is the farthest thing from gay and I even went as far as to make a list of other men she knows personally that cross their legs, and are not gay. And that scarves are AWESOME and extremely sexy and fashionable and perfectly acceptable for men to wear.

 

 

:cry::cry::cry:Guy wears scarves and crosses his legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!every man crosses their legs!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

When you have the follow arguments with your mother:

 

1. When the 60 mins. interview aired again, I of course taped it and while it was taping my mom decided to watch it. I shouldn't have let her watch it without me, and there's a good reason why. Once my mom heard Chris say his oh-so famous and amazingly funny line about Will and how he wishes he was a homosexual drummer who wore outrageous clothes and said outrageous things, well my mom took it SERIOUSLY. So she called me into the room and said in this really serious tone:"Did you know that Will is gay?" And I said "No he's not mom!" I was already spazzing out at this point. And then she said "Don't you believe Chris Martin?", in this really weird and serious voice. And then I started freaking out, and I said "Mom he was JOKING!!! That's how he IS!!!!!!!!!" Then she starts saying all the reasons that Will MUST be gay(and completely ignoring me). She said "Real men don't cross their legs or wear scarves." So then I REALLY started freaking out and went on a huge rant about the fact that Will has a wife and 3 kids and is the farthest thing from gay and I even went as far as to make a list of other men she knows personally that cross their legs, and are not gay. And that scarves are AWESOME and extremely sexy and fashionable and perfectly acceptable for men to wear.

 

2.My mom was watching the tour diary with me once and asked, referring to Guy, "Why does he always have to have a beer in his hand?" And I started freaking out, again, because I cannot stand it when she insults my obsession. I shouted "Because he's SCOTTISH mom, god!!!!", whihc by the way was really just a joke. But then I proceeded to go on a rant about the fact that Guy deserves to kick back and relax with a beer since he's traveling and performing so much.

 

I think my mom is starting to learn not to insult Coldplay while I'm within hearing distance::dozey:

 

he's gay? :wideeyed: more action for me. oh wait :dozey:

When you have the follow arguments with your mother:

 

 

2.My mom was watching the tour diary with me once and asked, referring to Guy, "Why does he always have to have a beer in his hand?" And I started freaking out, again, because I cannot stand it when she insults my obsession. I shouted "Because he's SCOTTISH mom, god!!!!", whihc by the way was really just a joke. But then I proceeded to go on a rant about the fact that Guy deserves to kick back and relax with a beer since he's traveling and performing so much.

 

I think my mom is starting to learn not to insult Coldplay while I'm within hearing distance::dozey:

 

:laugh3::laugh3:I do the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:parents:rolleyes:especially moms:dozey:

he's gay? :wideeyed: more action for me. oh wait :dozey:

 

:hug:oh Erick,I know Will will go gay for you!!:wink3::wink3:

OH MY GOD! that reminds me!

i got into a angrument with a kid who's supposed to like coldplay. he kept saying that he thinks theyre all gay. :veryangry2:

and i was like, "ummm theyre definitely not. theyre all fathers."

and hes all, "how you know they arent f***ing on the tour bus?" :dozey:

and i was like, "because i just do."

and he was like, "you dont know them personally, how would you know??"

and i was like, "you know what dude? theyre like my freaking LIFE and i think i would know a little bit more about them than you. they arent gay. just shut up."

grrrr! :veryangry2::veryangry2:

 

EDIT: :laugh3: "a angrument" :lol:

@ Katie LMFAO! You're mother makes me DIE laughing sometimes!!!!!

 

 

my dad told my family that men who cross their legs are gay...we went to my mother's brother's house that day after he said that...they both sat cross-legged lmfao!

:hug:oh Erick,I know Will will go gay for you!!:wink3::wink3:

 

do you know if the rest of them will too?:sneaky:

OH MY GOD! that reminds me!

i got into a angrument with a kid who's supposed to like coldplay. he kept saying that he thinks theyre all gay. :veryangry2:

and i was like, "ummm theyre definitely not. theyre all fathers."

and hes all, "how you know they arent f***ing on the tour bus?" :dozey:

and i was like, "because i just do."

and he was like, "you dont know them personally, how would you know??"

and i was like, "you know what dude? theyre like my freaking LIFE and i think i would know a little bit more about them than you. they arent gay. just shut up."

grrrr! :veryangry2::veryangry2:

 

EDIT: :laugh3: "a angrument" :lol:

 

:bigcry::sneaky::rolleyes:

don't take them all away erick!

 

selfish?

 

bi-sexual at least please!!!! :laugh3:

do you know if the rest of them will too?:sneaky:

 

Guy cant cause hes with me:smug::wink3::wink3:Chris is already gay for jonny so you would have some trouble there

:bigcry::sneaky::rolleyes:

and then i told him they were only gay when Erick comes around. :nice:

which is kind of ironic because the kid i was talking to is named Eric... :thinking:

 

:laugh3:

don't take them all away erick!

 

selfish?

 

bi-sexual at least please!!!! :laugh3:

 

hahah sure. after all, that is me.:D

Guy can cause hes with me:smug::wink3::wink3:

he can. yay.

and then i told him they were only gay when Erick comes around. :nice:

which is kind of ironic because the kid i was talking to is named Eric... :thinking:

 

:laugh3:

 

haha:sneaky:

when you know you are going to college and won't be around as much. so you order cd bags to put all your collection in, so it stays in mint condition. so you have been cleaning the cds all day to make sure they are dust free before going into the bags. and you suddenly realize that you have heard all the songs before, but never on the actual original cds so you start listening to them:D

 

i'm listening to the blue room ep right now!

when you know you are going to college and won't be around as much. so you order cd bags to put all your collection in, so it stays in mint condition. so you have been cleaning the cds all day to make sure they are dust free before going into the bags. and you suddenly realize that you have heard all the songs before, but never on the actual original cds so you start listening to them:D

 

i'm listening to the blue room ep right now!

 

You hadn't listened to your CDs? The first thing I do when I add to my collection is delete the downloaded version of the B-sides from my computer and rip them from the CD!

 

It's a bit neurotic, maybe; I can't really hear the difference but the mp3s feel more like 'mine' that way. :stunned:

:wacky:you have the blue room ep?!?!where dd you get most of your Cd's ,eBay?

 

yeah i have the blue room ep:D.that is my most recent addition.

 

@novah. lol. yeah i hadn't listened to them. and i did do that with some of the cds.

when you love coldplay :heart: and cant wait to go to wembley... like for real :dozey::bigcry::bigcry:

When you come here and feel like bouncing off the walls all the fucking night :dozey:

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