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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

Then tell us!

 

:dozey: fine.

 

I was at a Coldplay concert, but instead of actually being in the audience I was up on stage with the guys, just kind of standing there off to one side. They weren't playing anything but the audience was going absolutely insane; they were jumping all over the place and screaming and the Viva chant was so loud that when Chris started talking into the mic I couldn't hear him. He stepped away from the mic and a bunch of fireworks went off (the fireworks exploded into butterflies and MX confetti). Then the guys all threw their instruments into the crowd and went sprinting down this long catwalk down the center of the audience. Jonny grabbed my hand and pulled me along behind him even though I had no idea what was happening. And then for some random reason, the guys all pulled off their shirts and started twirling them around their heads and screamed and started acting all crazy. Will jumped into the audience and started crowd-surfing on an actual surfboard. A bunch of jets flew overhead and dropped a bunch of Viva CDs and Parachutes globes into the audience. When I looked back down, Chris and Jonny had disappeared and Guy was strutting back and forth on the catwalk.

 

And that's when I was woken up by my cat howling at me from the window well :dozey:

:dozey: fine.

 

I was at a Coldplay concert, but instead of actually being in the audience I was up on stage with the guys, just kind of standing there off to one side. They weren't playing anything but the audience was going absolutely insane; they were jumping all over the place and screaming and the Viva chant was so loud that when Chris started talking into the mic I couldn't hear him. He stepped away from the mic and a bunch of fireworks went off (the fireworks exploded into butterflies and MX confetti). Then the guys all threw their instruments into the crowd and went sprinting down this long catwalk down the center of the audience. Jonny grabbed my hand and pulled me along behind him even though I had no idea what was happening. And then for some random reason, the guys all pulled off their shirts and started twirling them around their heads and screamed and started acting all crazy. Will jumped into the audience and started crowd-surfing on an actual surfboard. A bunch of jets flew overhead and dropped a bunch of Viva CDs and Parachutes globes into the audience. When I looked back down, Chris and Jonny had disappeared and Guy was strutting back and forth on the catwalk.

 

And that's when I was woken up by my cat howling at me from the window well :dozey:

 

 

That was not nice of that cat to wake you up in the middle of this dream - evil cat. :thumbsdown::veryangry2:

^ I glared at here and said, 'Really, Kitkat? You had to come down and wake me up tonight?'

 

That was the first time she'd ever done that. She must not approve of Coldplay :thumbsdown:

never dream of a concert but A rush of blood to the head virtual net :dozey:

^ I glared at here and said, 'Really, Kitkat? You had to come down and wake me up tonight?'

 

That was the first time she'd ever done that. She must not approve of Coldplay :thumbsdown:

 

I wish I had an animal trained to wake me from hopeless delusion. :laugh3:

:dozey: fine.

 

I was at a Coldplay concert, but instead of actually being in the audience I was up on stage with the guys, just kind of standing there off to one side. They weren't playing anything but the audience was going absolutely insane; they were jumping all over the place and screaming and the Viva chant was so loud that when Chris started talking into the mic I couldn't hear him. He stepped away from the mic and a bunch of fireworks went off (the fireworks exploded into butterflies and MX confetti). Then the guys all threw their instruments into the crowd and went sprinting down this long catwalk down the center of the audience. Jonny grabbed my hand and pulled me along behind him even though I had no idea what was happening. And then for some random reason, the guys all pulled off their shirts and started twirling them around their heads and screamed and started acting all crazy. Will jumped into the audience and started crowd-surfing on an actual surfboard. A bunch of jets flew overhead and dropped a bunch of Viva CDs and Parachutes globes into the audience. When I looked back down, Chris and Jonny had disappeared and Guy was strutting back and forth on the catwalk.

 

And that's when I was woken up by my cat howling at me from the window well :dozey:

 

:laugh4: Now why can't I have a coldplay dream like thiiis??

 

The only one I had was really weird too, but it ended with me falling off my balcony and being caught by Chris. And then of course I woke up

:dozey: fine.

 

I was at a Coldplay concert, but instead of actually being in the audience I was up on stage with the guys, just kind of standing there off to one side. They weren't playing anything but the audience was going absolutely insane; they were jumping all over the place and screaming and the Viva chant was so loud that when Chris started talking into the mic I couldn't hear him. He stepped away from the mic and a bunch of fireworks went off (the fireworks exploded into butterflies and MX confetti). Then the guys all threw their instruments into the crowd and went sprinting down this long catwalk down the center of the audience. Jonny grabbed my hand and pulled me along behind him even though I had no idea what was happening. And then for some random reason, the guys all pulled off their shirts and started twirling them around their heads and screamed and started acting all crazy. Will jumped into the audience and started crowd-surfing on an actual surfboard. A bunch of jets flew overhead and dropped a bunch of Viva CDs and Parachutes globes into the audience. When I looked back down, Chris and Jonny had disappeared and Guy was strutting back and forth on the catwalk.

 

And that's when I was woken up by my cat howling at me from the window well :dozey:

 

Dang that was an amazing dream!!

 

I still remember my first Coldplay dream. I was at their concert waiting for them to take the stage and all of a sudden they were in the seats behind me telling me to come up to the very front of the stage to watch them perform. I did and they jumped on stage. During the concert they started asking for song requests and I shouted "Play Shiver, Shiverrrrrrrr!!!" and they said oh, we haven't played that in awhile but we will play it and dedicate it to you. :dazzled: I woke up at that moment :cry: and I still haven't heard Shiver live haha.

Happened to me :D

 

This happened to me with Clocks in JC Penny's. Except I didn't almost die :laugh4: I just danced around in place with my woeful dance skills

 

Every. Single. Time.

 

Tried to do this. Was unsuccessful. :disappointed:

 

There should seriously be something for those of us Coldplayers who can't dance. Well. :P

:dozey: fine.

 

I was at a Coldplay concert, but instead of actually being in the audience I was up on stage with the guys, just kind of standing there off to one side. They weren't playing anything but the audience was going absolutely insane; they were jumping all over the place and screaming and the Viva chant was so loud that when Chris started talking into the mic I couldn't hear him. He stepped away from the mic and a bunch of fireworks went off (the fireworks exploded into butterflies and MX confetti). Then the guys all threw their instruments into the crowd and went sprinting down this long catwalk down the center of the audience. Jonny grabbed my hand and pulled me along behind him even though I had no idea what was happening. And then for some random reason, the guys all pulled off their shirts and started twirling them around their heads and screamed and started acting all crazy. Will jumped into the audience and started crowd-surfing on an actual surfboard. A bunch of jets flew overhead and dropped a bunch of Viva CDs and Parachutes globes into the audience. When I looked back down, Chris and Jonny had disappeared and Guy was strutting back and forth on the catwalk.

 

And that's when I was woken up by my cat howling at me from the window well :dozey:

 

Great dream. :wacky:

 

 

Chris & Jonny was shirtless and they ware disappeared? :lol:

Wonder where they went.. :charming: //This should be in the Jonny/Chris thead. :lol: //

 

Great dream. :wacky:

 

 

Chris & Jonny was shirtless and they ware disappeared? :lol:

Wonder where they went.. :charming: //This should be in the Jonny/Chris thead. :lol: //

 

I know, right? :D

 

 

I knew someone was going to mention this! :laugh4:

 

Great dream. :wacky:

 

 

Chris & Jonny was shirtless and they ware disappeared? :lol:

Wonder where they went.. :charming: //This should be in the Jonny/Chris thead. :lol: //

 

:wink3:

 

I know, right? :D

 

 

I knew someone was going to mention this! :laugh4:

 

:laugh3: I would have done it as well if no one had :dozey:

 

I love your dream anyway! I never dream them :bigcry:

I love being a psychotic Coldplay fan. Nothing else compares...

 

This^

You know you're addicted when you name YOUR kids apple and moses

When you're writing an essay about politics and you realize you've written the word politik over 20 times in your paper.

When you see the number "42" written in 3 different places at different times in the same day :blank:

^ Whenever you see the number (or word) 42, Coldplay is the first thing that comes to mind even if it's completely irrelevant.

 

This, totally. :blank:

This, totally. :blank:

 

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When there's a photo of 'em in your wallet, and you look at it when you can't sleep/bored/etc. etc.. So, actually always. :kiss: :dozey:

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