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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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When you tell everyone in your class how very excited you are about your first coldplay concert this summer, when suddely some girl purposely loud enough for you to hear says:" I hate coldplay so much, they're so annoying and their stupid music which doesn't even make any sence and I just want to beat the stupid ugly blond singer to the ground" So you stop in mid sentence and you're just speachless for a minute, and you're thinking about what exactly are you gonna do to the girl. When suddenly you're friend comes in and says very loud "So do you guys know, why Alina had to switch schools and move here?...Well because she beat up some girl in her old school for dissing coldplay so hard, the girl had to go to the hospital and Alina got expelled!!!...and I think it's about to happen again..." I started giggling :P. So the girl just shut her mouth and I just kind of stared at her for the rest of the class :dozey: hopefully letting her know that she better not ever say something like that again. But really I didn't beat up anyone and never got expelled or anything, just moved away and switched school :P, but still I love my friend for saying that:P

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

When you tell everyone in your class how very excited you are about your first coldplay concert this summer, when suddely some girl purposely loud enough for you to hear says:" I hate coldplay so much, they're so annoying and their stupid music which doesn't even make any sence and I just want to beat the stupid ugly blond singer to the ground" So you stop in mid sentence and you're just speachless for a minute, and you're thinking about what exactly are you gonna do to the girl. When suddenly you're friend comes in and says very loud "So do you guys know, why Alina had to switch schools and move here?...Well because she beat up some girl in her old school for dissing coldplay so hard, the girl had to go to the hospital and Alina got expelled!!!...and I think it's about to happen again..." I started giggling :P. So the girl just shut her mouth and I just kind of stared at her for the rest of the class :dozey: hopefully letting her know that she better not ever say something like that again. But really I didn't beat up anyone and never got expelled or anything, just moved away and switched school :P, but still I love my friend for saying that:P

 

haha this is good :D maybe you have to write note "be careful, Coldplay fan" :D

i`m addicted because im on holidays in munich at the moment and i came here by train through hannover.

when i drove through hannover i nearly stood at my seat, searching for any coldplay posters in the streets for summer...

and in munich i did the same while shopping.

then i searched in the touristcenter for music brochures, but there was nothing... :cry:

(but in at a pizza-shop in the streets there was `gold in them hills` and the pizza baker sang it along very loud ^^)

bakery :D

When you tell everyone in your class how very excited you are about your first coldplay concert this summer, when suddely some girl purposely loud enough for you to hear says:" I hate coldplay so much, they're so annoying and their stupid music which doesn't even make any sence and I just want to beat the stupid ugly blond singer to the ground" So you stop in mid sentence and you're just speachless for a minute, and you're thinking about what exactly are you gonna do to the girl. When suddenly you're friend comes in and says very loud "So do you guys know, why Alina had to switch schools and move here?...Well because she beat up some girl in her old school for dissing coldplay so hard, the girl had to go to the hospital and Alina got expelled!!!...and I think it's about to happen again..." I started giggling :P. So the girl just shut her mouth and I just kind of stared at her for the rest of the class :dozey: hopefully letting her know that she better not ever say something like that again. But really I didn't beat up anyone and never got expelled or anything, just moved away and switched school :P, but still I love my friend for saying that:P

 

I love your story ! :)

Haha I'm sure that thanks to your friend, you just have to look at her without batting an eyelid, and this girl runs outside of the classroom :D

Btw this girl is stupid "ugly blond singer" :veryangry2:

And beat her for me please :lol:

you've been listening to the bootleg of your first Coldplay concert for the past few weeks...

you don't feel like wanna talk to your sister after she said "aren't you tired of their songs, they are boring, blah blah blah"...

 

you managed to drag your two sisters(they are not big fans) to go to the concert with you,all the way from Malaysia to Singapore....

^Haha! I dragged my brother! He drove me to the concert, and the city was an hour away.

 

"Ugly blond singer"!? :stunned:

That girl needs to have her eyes checked!

When you tell everyone in your class how very excited you are about your first coldplay concert this summer, when suddely some girl purposely loud enough for you to hear says:" I hate coldplay so much, they're so annoying and their stupid music which doesn't even make any sence and I just want to beat the stupid ugly blond singer to the ground" So you stop in mid sentence and you're just speachless for a minute, and you're thinking about what exactly are you gonna do to the girl. When suddenly you're friend comes in and says very loud "So do you guys know, why Alina had to switch schools and move here?...Well because she beat up some girl in her old school for dissing coldplay so hard, the girl had to go to the hospital and Alina got expelled!!!...and I think it's about to happen again..." I started giggling :P. So the girl just shut her mouth and I just kind of stared at her for the rest of the class :dozey: hopefully letting her know that she better not ever say something like that again. But really I didn't beat up anyone and never got expelled or anything, just moved away and switched school :P, but still I love my friend for saying that:P

 

hahahaha!! my friends always do that... say mean things... but they're my friends, and i know they do it to bother me... but i do get mad :whip:

Thanks guys :D

hahahaha!! my friends always do that... say mean things... but they're my friends, and i know they do it to bother me... but i do get mad :whip:

 

My friends joke around sometimes but they never actually say something really mean :P because they know I might get pissed off :whip:

 

I love your story ! :)

Haha I'm sure that thanks to your friend, you just have to look at her without batting an eyelid, and this girl runs outside of the classroom :D

Btw this girl is stupid "ugly blond singer" :veryangry2:

And beat her for me please :lol:

 

 

Oh yeahh :Dshe never even really talks to me anymore ( I think she's just trying to keep a safe distance :dozey:lol)

I so will one day get her for saying that though :angry: NO ONE CALLS CHRIS UGLY BLOND SINGER!!!You should hear the music she listens to it's all rap :rolleyes:

 

haha this is good :D maybe you have to write note "be careful, Coldplay fan" :D

thanks lol, omg do you mind if I use it in my siggy lol it's really funny :wideeyed:

Oh, they don't care if it pisses me off... it's always Gayplay or Coldgay... it gets tiring... they know they won't die cuz wez like family but one day, ill get really pissed and hell will break loose!

Oh yeahh I've heard that one before so many times :dozey:, they're gay they're gay together their music is gay ughhhhhhhhhhhh there's a simple answer to that "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GAY" :rolleyes: usually works for me

It doesnt work for me... my friends are a little more hardcore than that...

 

 

 

thanks lol, omg do you mind if I use it in my siggy lol it's really funny :wideeyed:

 

Sure, use it, i don't mind :D ;)

Thanks guys :D

Oh yeahh :Dshe never even really talks to me anymore ( I think she's just trying to keep a safe distance :dozey:lol)

I so will one day get her for saying that though :angry: NO ONE CALLS CHRIS UGLY BLOND SINGER!!!You should hear the music she listens to it's all rap :rolleyes:

That's great ! Just don't care of this stupid girl !

But if you can one day, slap her for me pleaaaaaase :lol:

Urk I hate rap !

 

Oh, they don't care if it pisses me off... it's always Gayplay or Coldgay... it gets tiring... they know they won't die cuz wez like family but one day, ill get really pissed and hell will break loose!

I've never heard these ones :dozey:

I don't see where Coldplay is gay music ????

And yes it's getting tiring ! :veryangry2:

lol uhmm what music do they like? start dissing their favourite bands :sneaky:

 

They like pretty much everything that's mainstream... i do too, but Coldplay is way better... Oh, Camron, on of the most annoying of my friends... he like the Fray... he says they're better.. they're OK, but never will be better... they're compared to Coldplay, not the other way around.... :D

 

 

That's great ! Just don't care of this stupid girl !

But if you can one day, slap her for me pleaaaaaase :lol:

Urk I hate rap !

 

 

I've never heard these ones :dozey:

I don't see where Coldplay is gay music ????

And yes it's getting tiring ! :veryangry2:

 

Seriously... They're like Coldplay means gay... So when they think something's gay, they'll say "that's so Coldplay" :veryangry2: Yes, it's really tiring!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously... They're like Coldplay means gay... So when they think something's gay, they'll say "that's so Coldplay" :veryangry2: Yes, it's really tiring!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Stupid ! :veryangry2:

But many people think it's girl music.... so I """""could""""" understand they think a guy who listens to Coldplay is gay (so silly :dozey:) but for the girls I don't see....

 

When a Coldplay song comes on radio while you're driving, you slow down because the motor is too noisy, and you almost have an accident with the driver behind :D

They like pretty much everything that's mainstream... i do too, but Coldplay is way better... Oh, Camron, on of the most annoying of my friends... he like the Fray... he says they're better.. they're OK, but never will be better... they're compared to Coldplay, not the other way around.... :D

 

Seriously... They're like Coldplay means gay... So when they think something's gay, they'll say "that's so Coldplay" :veryangry2: Yes, it's really tiring!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Oh well there is nothing wrong with being gay so take it as a compliment.It's a shame they understand it as something negative

Oh well there is nothing wrong with being gay so take it as a compliment.It's a shame they understand it as something negative

 

Yes !

First it's stupid

and what's wrong with being gay ???? :thinking:

UUUUUGGHHHH! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY COLDPLAY IS GAY! They're just jealous because they know that Coldplay is better than their favorite band.

 

~When you spend a half hour trying to figure out which Coldplay song to buy with the last of your iTunes money.

 

Any ideas?:confused:

when you're riding your bike and start thinking about Coldplay, then you're so wrapped up in thinking about Coldplay that you forget to stop to get water. (it was totally worth it anyway. ;))

 

 

UUUUUGGHHHH! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY COLDPLAY IS GAY! They're just jealous because they know that Coldplay is better than their favorite band.

 

~When you spend a half hour trying to figure out which Coldplay song to buy with the last of your iTunes money.

 

Any ideas?:confused:

 

which ones don't you have already, and which ones are available?

I'm stuck between Sparks and Green Eyes....

I recently bought the Hardest Part cuz I heard it in an Applebee's:cool:

I'm stuck between Sparks and Green Eyes....

I recently bought the Hardest Part cuz I heard it in an Applebee's:cool:

 

hmm, i'd have to go with Green Eyes. :)

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