Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

 

Q: What does a man say when he looks in a box of Cheerios?

A: "Oh look, donut seeds!"

 

Q: What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A: A hot dog and a six pack.

 

Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?

A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

 

Q: What's the best thing to come out of a penis?

A: The wrinkles!

 

Q: How did the angry guy try to kill his pet bird?

A: Throw it off a cliff.

 

Q: Why do men like BMWs?

A: They can spell it.

 

Q: What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?

A: Proofread.

 

Q: Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?

A: He wanted a foam mattress.

 

Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners?

A: So men can understand them.

 

Q: What is the difference between Government Bonds and men?

A: Government Bonds mature.

 

Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.

 

Q: Why are men like paper cups?

A: They're dispensable

 

Q: Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?

A: ET phoned home.

 

Q: Why are men like noodles?

A: They are always in hot water . They lack taste. They need dough.

 

Q: Why do Blonde Women have bruises around their navals?

A: Blonde men are stupid too.

 

Q: How can you tell if a man is a WASP?

A: He gets out of the shower to pee.

 

Q: What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?

A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.

 

Q: When a woman gets married she wants the 3 S's (sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing) what does she get?

A: The 3 B's: Burps, Body Odor, and Beer Breath.

 

Q: Whats the only exercise men get?

A: Sucking in their stomaches when a bikini walks by.

 

Q: How do you force a man to do situps?

A: Put the remote between his toes.

 

Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?

A: When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

 

Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: "I can do better than this" and he made woman.

 

Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?

A: We (women) cook/they (men) eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

 

Here's a good putdown line for woman:

A man walks up and says haven't we met before?

Say YES, I'm , the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

 

Q: Why are men like commercials?

A: You cant believe a word they say.

 

Q: Why are men like popcorn?

A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

 

Q: Why are men and stray paint alike?

A: One squeeze and they're all over you.

 

Q: Why are men like blenders?

A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

 

Q: Why is food better than men?

A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

 

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

 

Q: Why do men prefer blondes?

A: Men always like intellectual company

 

Q: Why are women so bad at mathemetics?

A: Because men keep telling them that this...

 

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...is 12 inches.

 

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

 

Typical man:

At the critical moment, he can't get it up, he asks the woman, "Does this happen to you often?"

 

Q: What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?

A: Divorced

 

Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole ?

A: Divorced.

 

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

:lol: :lol:

:o :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

but

too busy ROTFL to be offended....

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

 

not often you see the word rebuttal on this message board :P

some guy should start a thread stating the name of their penis :lol:

and then make all the others do it

 

 

just kidding

 

as you can see i only read the first line

 

not often you see the word rebuttal on this message board :P

 

there's always a first time :P :shock: :P :lol:

LOL@ penis ahahha ewwww :shock:

8) ..mighty momo

:lol: :lol: momo you be pimp blingin reily :lol:

lol some of those were very funny :lol:

Q: Why are women so bad at mathemetics?

A: Because men keep telling them that this...

 

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...is 12 inches.

 

 

I've been fooled all these times??! :o :( :D :lol:

Q: What does a man say when he looks in a box of Cheerios?

A: "Oh look, donut seeds!"

 

PURE GOLD!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions

 

 

 

AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA that was brilliant!!!! :lol: :lol:

hah, most of those are blonde jokes, the only thing thats different is the target.

:lol: