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A Certain Amount Of Posts..Which People Seem To Get Excited About!Woo!3000 Posts Now!

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^ i think it may be! :o

 

but stefan has been posting anyway so he dosent give a flying fook! :D

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That's good,give him the big finger!

I'm not afraid of this guy. I won't give up posting without a fight! :sneaky:

Rick, James.....me and Stefan had that fight and, what can I say, we Irish are more experienced than our Dutch brothers at pub brawls mwahahaha.

 

Victory: MINE. :smug:

He was so drunk he doesn't even remember that I had to carry him home after he went down after the first punch! :lol:

He was so drunk he doesn't even remember that I had to carry him home after he went down after the first punch! :lol:

 

*Ahem* Second punch dude, second. The first punch hit that old dude who proceeded to kick my ass until Stefan leapt to the rescue, finally beating off that Old Age Pensioner and his cane. You're a hero! You beat up old people in pubs - are you a Republican? :lol:

No, but I've been like that around old people ever since, when I was little, I met a Santa who liked young children a little too much :P

No, but I've been like that around old people ever since, when I was little, I met a Santa who liked young children a little too much :P

 

Well that's just WRONG!

 

And you meant THE Santa right?

 

 

He's still real, right?

 

I mean, yes, isn't he?

 

He's a CP fan too, right?

 

He's not just some big fat overweight perv at the local mall, right?

 

*Runs away and cries*

Well, it seems like most Coldplayers are pervs. Don't know about being overweight and old with a beard though.

 

What the hell am I talking about?

 

My head is still pretty messed-up since that guy hit me with that cane!

Well, it seems like most Coldplayers are pervs. Don't know about being overweight and old with a beard though.

 

What the hell am I talking about?

 

My head is still pretty messed-up since that guy hit me with that cane!

 

Yes. He hit you good. ;)

 

Y'know people are gonna come online later and have absolutely no idea what the last page of responses was all about hahaha

Probably not. I don't even know what's it about :P (must be the head injury)

Probably not. I don't even know what's it about :P (must be the head injury)

 

Well, that makes two of us!

 

What forum is this......

About porn I think... something with animals...

The Perv Unit IS Coldplaying.com haha

Is that good or bad for the image of us Coldplay fans?

 

Well... I'm here at 1:15 am on a Coldplay forum talking about pervs, porn and Irish pub fights. I don't have an image :P

Pervs + Porn + Pub fights = coldplaying.com

 

Simple math!

That should be on the main page! I'm sure we'll get a lot more members!

That should be on the main page! I'm sure we'll get a lot more members!

 

Advert for coldplaying.com

 

LIKE PERVS? LIKE PORN? LIKE PUBS? THEN YOU'LL LOVE COLDPLAYING.COM - THE SITE THAT MEETS ALL YOU'RE NEEDS!

:laugh3:

 

We should also put lots of bikini pics on the front page!

 

Want more? $10 a month!

^ Not bikinis - topless. That way this site will be #1 on US's most visited haha

Alright... any volunteers for the topless pics??

Alright... any volunteers for the topless pics??

Alright... any volunteers for the topless pics??

 

I hope you're not expecting me to volunteer. :dozey:

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RIGHT! this thread was supposed to be a special thread to celebrate the counts of my post-ings......are u going to apologise? :(

 

p.s. malteeser's cheer me up.

Who is going topless? :stunned:

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