It has come to my attention that Coldplay doesn't mix well with other things, in fact they are like Oil and Water, so this will be the official thread of things that don't mix with Coldplay.

 

 

Public Enemy #...

1. Crazy Frog

2. Perez Hilton

3. Katy Perry and her fascination with kissing Girls

4. Brian Eno's sometimes excessive ego

5. The New York Times

6. Anyone who wrote a magazine review for X&Y

7. Most people who have written a magazine review for Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends

8. Lollipop's

9. The Boy's who cried 'Plagarism'

10. Chris Martin's sad onset of Alzheimer's during concerts.

11. Fickle Music fans swayed by phat bass beats.

12. Alan Mcgee

13. Andy Gill of independent.co.uk

14. Daily Mirror

15. Liam Gallagher of Oasis

16. Sex pistols Jonny Rotten

17. Communist China

18. The BBC Radio 4 interview bloke

19. Ashlee Simpson

Brian Eno? Yeah he does have an ego but.. let's give credit when credits due here. he helped make some great music.

haha ummmmm people who say vlv is about death

Brian Eno? Yeah he does have an ego but.. let's give credit when credits due here. he helped make some great music.

 

But he also helps the enemies, like U2.

 

Plus he takes a little too much credit, he may have helped them change their music, but at the end of the day it's still Chris Martin writing the lyrics, Johnny Buckland playing the Guitar solo, Will Champion holding the beat and Guy Berryman playing the bass, and until Eno gets out there and plays with them he needs to take less credit.

But he also helps the enemies, like U2.

 

Plus he takes a little too much credit, he may have helped them change their music, but at the end of the day it's still Chris Martin writing the lyrics, Johnny Buckland playing the Guitar solo, Will Champion holding the beat and Guy Berryman playing the bass, and until Eno gets out there and plays with them he needs to take less credit.

 

haha exactly..........he does take too much credit

haha exactly..........he does take too much credit

 

It's like Al Gore claiming to have invented the internet, most people know it's not true but there are those idiots how there who believe him. It's that little bit of recognition for something great you didn't really do, but it feels good to be recognized for it.

i know i hate how on all the articles they always try to make it seem that without eno this album wouldnt be great

It's like Al Gore claiming to have invented the internet, most people know it's not true but there are those idiots how there who believe him. It's that little bit of recognition for something great you didn't really do, but it feels good to be recognized for it.

 

wow, i think i disagree with you on EVERYTHING. first of all i wouldnt call Eno an enemy of ocldplay when the band itself consider him to be a mentor and a great help in their last album. So if Coldplay loves Eno, how can he be Coldplay's enemy.

Second, Al Gore never claimed to invent the internet. His exact quote is "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system." Which is completely true. He was in the forefront of the legislative side of the development of the internet. And it is safe to say that without him the internet would be much different and/or it may have taken many more years for its creation.

Also, Chris likes rap. And Will obviously enjoys some hip hop from the beats in this last album, particularly Lost!. So I would take Rap off the list.

Why lil wayne? cant say that im a fan but coldplay does have #1s in both singles and albums in both UK and US. so its not like lil wayne is preventing anyhting.

 

I would add Alan Mcgee to the list.

wow, i think i disagree with you on EVERYTHING. first of all i wouldnt call Eno an enemy of ocldplay when the band itself consider him to be a mentor and a great help in their last album. So if Coldplay loves Eno, how can he be Coldplay's enemy.

Second, Al Gore never claimed to invent the internet. His exact quote is "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system." Which is completely true. He was in the forefront of the legislative side of the development of the internet. And it is safe to say that without him the internet would be much different and/or it may have taken many more years for its creation.

 

FIne, I stand corrected. I was sort of kidding about Al Gore, but I still feel Eno is taking a bit too much credit.

Brian Eno is not a enemy to Coldplay at all he's a friend of theirs.

 

he just want to say that if he hadn't produced the album they have again the same old sound.

 

they cannot try a different look.

 

i'll give a list of enemies anyway:

 

NYTimes

Crazy frog

Andy Gill of independent.co.uk:veryangry2:

Daily Mirror

Liam Gallagher of Oasis

Sex pistols Jonny Rotten slammed humourless coldplay.

Carl Barat dirty pretty things accused coldplay for giving free things.

Danny Filth craddle of filth he challenged Chris to boxing match:veryangry2:

 

 

these are the ones

 

and yeah Alan Mc Gee.

i thought that gut from oasis was a good friend of chris

i thought that gut from oasis was a good friend of chris

 

Liam Gallagher is no ones friend....

why what did he say about them

Noel Gallagher is a good friend of Chris and i think Liam likes them to but never says it

ummm perez hilton? :D

The boy who cried plagarism.

lmfao

 

that's good stuff...

 

 

anyway, George Bush.

;)

I don't see Briggins on the list. :laugh4:

Oh, what about paparazzi (especially the ones taking pictures of Gwyneth)

 

"What a jerk you are! You're supposed to be a father, Christopher."

^^ thats a good one.........and yes perez hilton

Just for your satisfaction I edited my original list from Brian Eno, to Brian Eno's Ego.

Perez Hilton has been writing only negative stuff about them lately. He said the new album sucks. Enemy # 1 to me.

Magic ball production companies.... or whatever the hold up was.

and they people who are their allies...All of us at Coldplaying, Gwyneth Paltrow and The Kooks...lol:laugh3:

...what about the "Church of Chris Martin"?