Verne Tryoer (A.K.A. Mini-Me) Has A Sex Tape? Make It Stop!

 

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/06/in-the-immoral.html

 

In the immoral words of Paris Hilton, "Euuuuuwwww!"

 

Seems that Paris Hilton's sex video broker, Kevin Blatt, is now hawking a Verne Troyer (yes, that would be Mini-Me, from "Austin Powers" ) sex tape of the actor with his girlfriend. Apparently, someone snatched it from their apartment and the tape may fetch as much as $1 mill.

 

Browse on over to TMZ.com to see a snippet. But be forewarned: There's no going back.

 

Your brain will never be the same after seeing this.

 

The irony is that Verne's sex tape may actually be funnier - and make way more money - than Dr. Evil, a.k.a. Mike Myers' latest cinematic effort, "The Love Guru."

 

 

Photo: Verne Troyer gets it on with Carmen Electra at the 2002 ESPN Awards show and no, she isn't in the sex video. Darn it.

 

 

(Sorry, Mods! I had NO IDEA where to put this since it's hardly newsworthy OR entertaining,lol. Feel free to move it.)

OMG! It's eeuh a bit funny.. :laugh3:

That truly is disgusting... Who had the guts to steal it? Will anyone even watch it? too many questions

LOL! I don't think I'll be watching it, but if I do, it'll be with friends...drunk...and I'll have to choose between laughing and barfing!:lol:

^^ ditto.

i don't know what you guys are talking about.. he's hot. ok?

 

:wacko:

 

 

 

 

:stunned:

That is seriously disturbing. :dead:

thats ironic I joked a few days ago that he was my "celebrity crush." now this...

 

 

 

 

 

creepy:confused:

LMAO :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

 

 

Eww. :freak:

ya thats nasty

:freak:

 

Well, little people need love too.