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Coldplay Haters

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what ever it is that'll not match me in life, my philosophy is don't care them and stick to your own way and go for yourself.

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Today in class:

 

Girl: Oh I love Maroon 5, I've been to all their Detroit concerts...

Me: Well, I think Coldplay's a lot better than Maroon 5

Girl: That's pussy music

Me: Have you actually ever LISTENED to one of their ALBUMS?

Girl: (avoids question) that song "Fix You" was such pussy music..."Yellow" was their only good song. And what's that name of their new album?

Me: Viva la Vida...----

Girl: --Oh yeah - that's so queer.

Me: "She Will be Loved", "Makes Me Wonder" is just as "queer" if not more so as any of Coldplay's hits.

Girl: Oh, I love "She Will be Loved", it's not queer it's GOOD.

 

and the conversation pretty much ended there...I just don't understand how anyone who loves Maroon 5 can consider Coldplay "pussy music"...REALLY?

oh there are so many coldplay haters around me or just dont like their music... i don't care, i explained to them that i like them cuz of lyrics and music and style so if they don't that's their problem...

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Today in class:

 

Girl: Oh I love Maroon 5, I've been to all their Detroit concerts...

Me: Well, I think Coldplay's a lot better than Maroon 5

Girl: That's pussy music

Me: Have you actually ever LISTENED to one of their ALBUMS?

Girl: (avoids question) that song "Fix You" was such pussy music..."Yellow" was their only good song. And what's that name of their new album?

Me: Viva la Vida...----

Girl: --Oh yeah - that's so queer.

Me: "She Will be Loved", "Makes Me Wonder" is just as "queer" if not more so as any of Coldplay's hits.

Girl: Oh, I love "She Will be Loved", it's not queer it's GOOD.

 

and the conversation pretty much ended there...I just don't understand how anyone who loves Maroon 5 can consider Coldplay "pussy music"...REALLY?

 

HAHAHA. funny!:laugh3:

i'd punch them in the face.

 

and then glue headphones to their ears.

 

that are playing coldplay.

 

then strip them and put coldplay merchandise on them.

 

and run away.

 

 

OMG :laugh3: That's soo funny!!!!!

 

Right now i'm the idiot laughing to my computer screen at work because of you!!!! :P

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Thanks for the ideas guys...I was asking because I know this annoying Coldplay hater that I've said so many things at and he doesn't care

 

So maybe if you guys ever want to take you anger out or you just want to be mean...here is his youtube account http://www.youtube.com/user/kickasscris501 and he might have a Coldplay friend only because that is his cousin!

Why I Hate Coldplay

 

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I did a podcast a few weeks ago at my day job with a friend and one of the first things he said was, “You’ve got a lot of hate for Coldplay and I still don’t understand why.” I haven’t been able to articulate it, aside from a general idea that they write super boring music. Last night while watching them on SNL I realized a few points:

 

1) I hate that at some point over the last two albums they all started dressing like extras from a Broadway performance of Les Miserables. Is this some sort of political commentary? Probably? The arm bands are way worse than the previous Chris Martin taping of the fingers for OxFam or whatever.

 

2) While we’re discussing Chris Martin, let’s discuss that he writes some of the worst, most non-sensical lyrics I’ve ever heard.

 

3) The grandiose jumping off the stage, running around like a crazy front-man, weird percussion, “expansive” sound - they basically just want to be U2. They’re not trying to develop an arena rock sound on their own terms, they’re not in control of the stage and they’re not in any way original. Even if they did work with Brian Eno on the new record, doesn’t that really just mean they’re co-opting his ideas? Judging solely by their previous 3 records I would say yes.

 

Since NBC don’t upload musical performances from SNL, I’m embedding for you Coldplay’s equally boring performance from this summer’s MTV Movie Awards. Judge for yourself.

 

http://howsthatworkingout.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/why-i-hate-coldplay/

I know a bit of Coldplay haters, (some of my family), usually I just bag on their music too! :P We're not being series really. Everyone has their own taste. :)

I would just leave them alone. If they don't like Coldplay, it's their loss!

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HAHA today I met this fagot who said this

"coldplay sucks

regina spektor is bomb, you need some soul in your life

coldplay has no soul"

That got me pissed so I just went off and eventually told him to fuck off

You know how I know you're gay?

 

 

 

You quote Steve Carell movies.

my family hates Coldplay...but I don't care :p

i really don't understand why these people can't at least give the band a chance...:bigcry:

There was a friend of mine who said that he really hated Coldplay, but then he said he liked Viva la Vida somehow. One day he came to my house, i was playing Trouble on my tape at that time, he was listening along and then said "That's a really good song, i like the piano, who sings it?"

 

....^

 

Yeah, Coldplay haters are factually ignorant fools.

Probably just say that a couple of Coldplay's songs are overplayed but I like them, thanks very much and then either a *please leave me alone* or *fuck the fuck off* or something -- depends on what my opinion of the person is. :thinking:

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