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The microwave fancies me .

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It's pretty slick .

But then , it's a microwave .

I could never have a relationship with a microwave .

I mean , what can it do ?

Maybe . . . warm me up on cold night ?

Nope . That's my job , to be cold .

Plus there's a chance for my ice cubes to be melted .

Solution = not good .

:o er...dont go out with the microwave okay. She's too hot for u ;) .

Or just tell her that she isnt your type...wat is she a Phillips, Tefal, Electrolux? :huh:

 

C'mon youve got to keep youre ice cubes frozen :/

you can look but you cant touch! I mean everyday your owner opens her up...you must get so turned on by that...but your cubes cant handle it....must be hard

 

but do you know why she likes you??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE SEXY PAPI!!!!

fridge haven't you noticed the way sink has been looking at you? you should date her. you could make lots of little ice cubes. :)

that is true charlie! i mean, does everyone know that i set you up with your current boyfriend?!

fridge haven't you noticed the way sink has been looking at you? you should date her. you could make lots of little ice cubes.

is the sink not male? or maybe yours is a drag queen because technically all sinks are male..

you can tell because they have taps

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