Een waas van bloed naar het hoofd. (Suggestions from other Dutch people?)

I'm really tired today

Nedersaksich (Dutch Dialect): Ik bin hardstikke meude vandoag.

 

Every door I ever tried was locked

Cada puerta que estaba cerrada con llave tratado

What is going on?

Ne oluyor? (or shorter: n'oluyor?)

 

this is funny

Dit is grappig

 

I'm very bored

cok sikildim

 

chocolate is nice

Chocolade is lekker

 

Let's talk

Ας μιλήσουμε (Greek)

 

Don't let it break your heart ;)

kalbini kirmasina izin verme

 

let's have some fun

Ας διασκεδάσουμε (Greek)

 

I'll always be waiting for you..

seni her zaman bekleyeceğim

 

what's up?

Persian: asheghan dar japon

God put a smile upon your face

God brengt glimlach op je gezicht

 

And now it's all right

Tagalog: at ngayon ito ay ang lahat ng karapatan

You say what now?

Wat zeg je nu?

 

You're brilliant!

Du er utrulig!

 

When it rains it pours.

Als het regent, giet het.

 

Death and all his friends

Kamatayan at ang lahat ng kanyang mga kaibigan. (Tagalog)

I need more posts.

Necesito más mensajes. (Spanish)

 

Please pass the butter.

請傳奶油。(Mandarin)

 

You can't always get what you want.

Emrooz hava garme.

It just rained here!

Μόλις έβρεξε εδώ! (Greek)

Today it's a sunny day

Emrooz Ye rooze aftabie

I wanna cry

ฉันอยากร้องไห้ (Thai)

 

I was blinded by a sausage

Ich wurde von einer Wurst geblendet (German)

 

My goodness, what is that thing behind the door?!