cold_love23 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 warning this story is pervy I was on a celebrity gossip site that's a part of live journal (ohnotheydidnt) and there was a coldplay/chris martin post, anyway someone commented saying that Chris Martin has a large cough-bulge-cough cough, and that they had seen it in person, I asked for the story... and had an interesting conversation with the person. where they told me of their backstage meet with coldplay and about how they turned down an afterparty offer from JONNY BUCKLAND because it was a school night. anyway interesting story Back in '03 my friend had gotten tickets to their concert. I badly wanted to go but I didn't get tickets so my friend gave me one. When we were talking to the Hollywood bowl, some dude came up to me and said "Hey, do you have an extra ticket?" and I saw he had a "Hollywood Bowl All Access" pass stick on his shirt. I said "No, do you have another one of those?" He said "No, but I'm not getting in so you can have it." So I kept it and thought, "Eh, worth a try." When we went inside and waited for the show to start, I saw next to this woman who apparently was a big fan of them and had met them already. I showed her my ticket and she said she was going to the restroom and she'd try and she'd come back to tell me. She did and she came back and said "Yeah, it worked! Just walk straight in and they'll wave you in and their tour buses are down the hall and out to the right." So I was like OMFG! When the concert ended, I told her to come with me but she couldn't so some girl and a dude behind me saw I had a pass and came up to me with a DJ. Apparently she had remixed "Clocks" and really badly wanted her vinyl signed by them so their "signatures could be spinning" on ther deck. I said I'd try and took her vinyl. At this time, it was me, my friend, the DJ girl, and her friend. I tried walking up to the VIP area and they told me that the sticker was worthless after the show because the area had turned into VIP only and they had a special "COLDPLAY VIP" sticker just for that. I was like "Damn!" and stook around for a few more minutes. At that time, a couple came out and actually gave their VIP stickers to my friend and her friend and we're like "WTF strange turn of events." So her friend and my friend went inside to try getting her vinyl signed. After a while, they weren't coming back so the girl and I got worried and she begged the ladies to let her in to get her vinyl back. I suppose the ladies felt really bad for her and since all the fans were slowly leaving, they let her in. About 20 minutes after that, I was like WTF. So I was like "Can I please go inside and check if my friends are okay, I'll come back out so you can see me leave." By that time, there were only like 6 people standing outside so they let me in and said "Please come back or we'll get in trouble." I said fine and went to check on my friends and while I was walking back out towards the gate I could see the ladies leaving and a new security was standing there. I asked where the ladies went and they said "They've been here since the morning, their shift is over." So I was like OMG HALE YEAH PAWTY. So we hung out around there enjoying the free alkie and eating snacks until the guys came out. I chatted up Chris' dad for a while who reminded me of Mr. Rogers and bumped into Gwenyth. Then the guys came out, signed autographs for about 10 of us. Chris sat down and I was staring between his legs because I could see that jumbo British uncut bulge all up in front of my eyes. Johnny was like "Come to the after party down the street.." but by that time it was like 2AM and it was a ~school~ night so I had to go, lmao. Tadaaaaaa. I still have the shit I took and my Coldplay ticket stub signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyric Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 And you believe this story why...? :confused: Well I guess it COULD have happened, but I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertuzzi44 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I love ONTD. I actually posted the Q Awards punch story there when it actually happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_love23 Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 And you believe this story why...? :thinking: it's not that hard of a story to believe.. they met coldplay backstage, earlier in their career, when it probably wasn't as difficult as it is now to meet them. I choose to believe this person, their story sounds pretty legitimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talkingonsquareone89 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 that....was like the most annoying story that i had like ever read in like my entire life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 You're jealous! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talkingonsquareone89 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 like you think? LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE OMG! (point taken, i hope :laugh3:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talkingonsquareone89 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 okay the person didn't actually use "like" repeatedly, but for some reason it stood out. it was simply how he/she explained the whole story that bothered me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayzo Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Back in '03?? If I am not mistaken the backstage / behind the scenes footage of the Hollywood Bowl Show on the Live '03 dvd saw the band get shuffled out about 4 minutes after the gig ended with fans stopped by security coz' Chris was running late and they managed to catch up with the band. The gig ended, they went to their dressing room, and then got on a bus taking them away from the venue all within a few minutes. This story is FAAAAKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Yeah it raised suspicions with me when they said Hollywood Bowl so Although the part about Chris is true :embarassed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Even if the story is fake, it's so stupid it's funny, bwahah:laugh3::laugh3: -> jumbo British uncut bulge *ROFLCAKE* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 B-b-but he is rather large! There! ...do not ask how I know! :embarassed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Sounds like somebody might have been rather economical with the truth...................... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
but a dream Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hell, who in the right mind would turn down an offer from Jonny to attend a Coldplay after party?????????? :angry: :laugh3: Who cares whether or not the story is true, or whether or not they Coldplay still makes the music I love, and that is all that matters in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_love23 Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Back in '03?? If I am not mistaken the backstage / behind the scenes footage of the Hollywood Bowl Show on the Live '03 dvd saw the band get shuffled out about 4 minutes after the gig ended with fans stopped by security coz' Chris was running late and they managed to catch up with the band. The gig ended, they went to their dressing room, and then got on a bus taking them away from the venue all within a few minutes. This story is FAAAAKE. I think you are mistaken. you're thinking of the show in Colorado, which was the last bit that they showed where Chris had about 20 seconds to get to the car.. The Hollywood bowl concert is the one where they found the cat in the ceiling right after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlaatje Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I think you are mistaken. you're thinking of the show in Colorado, which was the last bit that they showed where Chris had about 20 seconds to get to the car.. The Hollywood bowl concert is the one where they found the cat in the ceiling right after. now I would have liked to have been there for that! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadelight Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I think you are mistaken. you're thinking of the show in Colorado, which was the last bit that they showed where Chris had about 20 seconds to get to the car.. The Hollywood bowl concert is the one where they found the cat in the ceiling right after. Cat? Lmfao. I'm ashamed all over again that I haven't seen that DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-overlay.thumb.png.655b81ee5d7c1b7ed4cccb4ebc64b6cf.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now