fuck you.

 

:stunned:

meh we play around like that. she tells me the same thing all the time.

meh we play around like that. she tells me the same thing all the time.

 

How weird!!:dozey:

sorry am i ruining your thread? :P

If a librarian is arrested, do the police throw the book at them??:rolleyes:

That one is funny. Anyone got any more?

If a trapeze artist commits a crime, is it a hanging offence??:rolleyes:

You made my day. Keep 'em coming.

^OK, then! If a cricketer is charged, does he automatically get bail??:rolleyes:

^Did you get that idea from a recent Oracle answer? :inquisitive:

If a librarian is arrested, do the police throw the book at them??:rolleyes:

:lol: I put books on the shelves at a library. I certaintly hope neither me nor any of my collegues will get arrested. :uhoh: :lol:

^Did you get that idea from a recent Oracle answer? :inquisitive:

 

Nope. All my own work.:smug:

 

:lol: I put books on the shelves at a library. I certaintly hope neither me nor any of my collegues will get arrested. :uhoh: :lol:

 

Then I would say the odds are stacked against you.......................... :P

:lol:

hahahahaha

Mark, are you a comedian? :D

lmao! that's good one. ;)

Mark needs his own late-nite show:lol:

^^:lol:

Can you all please remove Mark's penis from your mouth and get some comedy standards kthnks

Can you all please remove Mark's penis from your mouth and get some comedy standards kthnks

 

Can you please remove that stick from up your ass and appreciate good comedy?:dozey:

Can you all please remove Mark's penis from your mouth and get some comedy standards kthnks

 

awww, nathan you should be nicer. his jokes aren't that bad. ;) a bit corny but it's not bad. :dozey:

fuck you.

 

That's nice dear.

:lol:

awww, nathan you should be nicer. his jokes aren't that bad. ;) a bit corny but it's not bad. :dozey:

 

Not only are they the most obvious observations ever, but he manages to deliver them in such a repetitive way that you would think every joke he made was the exact same as the last one, it actually annoys me how much he tries to be funny when other people don't even have to try and are A LOT funnier than him. He takes pride and has a smug attitude based solely upon the fact that he thinks he is fucking hilarious and his little followers who have their tongues so far up his bum that they just see the trademark extended ellipses and rolling smilie as a signal to LOL

The funniest thing in this thread is the reaction to Nathan. In fact, the funniest thing in most threads is that. You guys are so easy to wind up.

 

 

And, the pun's aren't really funny. I think it's like "Oh, Mark is well known around here! Let's kiss his ass so people might know me too!" to be honest.

but why's everything taken so seriously around here? :confused: it's strange to me that you two act so angsty over nothing. if you don't like a certain comment, why waste your time commenting about it? are you trying to make people mad? it's just a thread for God's sake. there are many other threads to explore so if you don't like one, move right along to the other. and no i'm not saying that you're not allowed here because i know that's how it'll be taken. it's just i don't understand what makes it so great to waste your time saying tactless things.

 

mark'll be mark. i'm not sucking up to him because i honestly find some of his comments funny. sorry if me liking marks puns offends somebody in some way.