Try and fit as many Coldplay song titles into a sentence (or two) as you can and still have that sentence make perfect sense.

 

This is the one I came up with:

 

"I told the ONE I LOVE that HELP WAS ROUND THE CORNER to save us from the TROUBLE we were in, but she just put me IN MY PLACE and said that I’d better be gone by DAYLIGHT."

 

Have fun with it...

THE SCIENTIST just explain to us why the color of the sun is YELLOW (sorry it's really bad ...)

I was sitting on a Strawberry Swing in Amsterdam, when I saw 42 Yellow birds flying in High Speed.

i was In My Place. there was a Sleeping Sun and almost no Daylight so i felt Low... i thought i would fall asleep... but i didnt... there were 3 ticking Clocks making such a noise...

i love this game!:P great idea;)

You may think that I'm an idiot, but I saw a ghost when I was travelling to Amsterdam and it had green eyes, but as I have no proof, I won't talk about it anymore. :P

I hear an Idiot say Viva La Vida in the Cemetries Of London when the Daylight become in a Glass Of Water ( Wtf ?? xD )

YES

I was lying LOW in the CEMETRIES OF LONDON under the SLEEPING SUN next to the STRAWBERRY SWING thinking, but not TALKing about the DAYLIGHT. I SHIVERed at the thought of VIOLET HILL which is IN MY PLACE in AMSTERDAM. Suddenly, I realized that DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS were LOST! So I went and found some LOVERS IN JAPAN who were living LIFE IN TECHNICOLOR. There was A RUSH OF BLOOD TO THE HEAD when I thought YES, GOD PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE. So I went to THE SCIENTIST who said, "sure! I'll FIX YOU!" Satisfied, I walked outside where CLOCKS were ticking all around people with GREEN EYES. I took this as a WARNING SIGN. Suddenly, there was A WHISPER in my ear. I found out that my BROTHERS AND SISTERS heard it too! So I went back home where soon enough, THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. But it all depends on HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD. I was in TROUBLE though, because there were SPIES hiding everywhere! WE NEVER CHANGE, do we? These are all just THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE HARDEST PART though was when I found A MESSAGE in the WHITE SHADDOWS which brought me back to square one. I had myself a good GLASS OF WATER and thought, wow, I haven't sent my POSTCARDS FROM FAR AWAY to Coldplay yet!

 

hahahahahha! this stuff just comes to me :)

 

DON'T JUDGE ME

somebody beat that please

Suddenly, I realized that DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS were LOST! So I went and found some LOVERS IN JAPAN who were living LIFE IN TECHNICOLOR.

 

that's a classic :laugh3:

:Dhaha thank you

I said to THE SCIENTIST I want 42 SPARKS to come out IN MY PLACE, just to please LOVERS IN JAPAN because they are so EASY TO PLEASE, only if the sun is YELLOW, if they can taste STRAWBERRY SWING, Not get LOST!, no POLITIK is involved, and LIFE IN TECHNICOLOUR is no TROUBLE becase LIFE IS FOR LIVING they say, I replied, "YES, Ill do it, DONT PANC, EVERYTHINGS NOT LOST, we dont need to go at HIGH SPEED, no reason is there for SUCH A RUSH or we WIll end up in SQUARE ONE,We Will keep doin this till kingdom com!!!!

I desided one day to go to violet hill to visit one of the cemetries of london as I had heard that white shadows had been seen there and they appeared to talk to one another but I didn't see the warning sign and the trouble ahead and I got lost so I headed to the nearby strawberry swing pub where I waited for the number 42 bus!

Not gonna top some of those, though I might have tried had I been bored enough.

 

Everything's Not Lost, so Don't Panic about your Trouble, as The Hardest Part still lies Swallowed in the Sea on this Rainy Day. Take this as A Message or a Warning Sign when feeling Low, and remember that while We Never Change, the Daylight of the Yellow, Sleeping Sun will soon come at the Speed of Sound to save you from the White Shadows of Death and All His Friends.

 

One of the most poetic things I've written. Which is sad.

i saw green eyes just over the yellow horizon when my brothers & sisters started yelling at me because trouble started when i spilled a glass of water but it was ok because the rainy day would refill it but the hardest part was realizing that i had to leave amsterdam to viva la vida

edit: double post sorry...

I got hit with an arrow and it HURTS LIKE HEAVEN. Everything was YELLOW. My friend, CHARLIE BROWN started to SHIVER. He told me it was US AGAINST THE WORLD and that the arrow was HARMLESS. We visited a specialist doctor in AMSTERDAM, his name was MOSES. He said, "I will try to FIX YOU". That should have been a WARNING SIGN as THE HARDEST PART was when he pulled the arrow out. I guess we were back at SQUARE ONE but my friend told me EVERYTHING'S NOT LOST. When we exited the hospital we saw a A SKY FULL OF STARS and I knew we were in PARADISE!!!!