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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||

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it's really stupid. like, really stupid. i don't like it at all.

 

 

 

The drummer, the bassist, the guitarist, and the lead singer of a band called Coldplay were crowded around a laptop in their studio. The guitarist, Jonny, was controlling the computer. "What’s it called again?" he asked, his hands on the keyboard.

"Coldplaying dot com." the other three said in unison.

Jonny silently typed the URL, feeling embarrassed that he forgot.

"Click on forum!" The singer, Chris said. "I want to see my thread!"

Jonny did as he told, and they were welcomed onto the Coldplaying home page. It was full of sections, games, and so many fans. The four were mesmerized. Jonny clicked on the "Coldplay" section.

Threads, forums, subsections. Everything about them. The boys were silent. Jonny was about to click on the "Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris" thread when Will stopped him. "Wait!" He yelled, putting a hand tightly on his shoulder. "What’s that?"

All sixteen eyes fell on "The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread". Jonny laid the mouse over the link, and clicked.

The guys busted out into laughter, pointing at different stories revolving around each other. There were stories about love, stories about friendship, and some stories about very close friendship. All four got a little silent reading a few of the stories, talking about how their friendship got sexual.

"Wow." Will said. "Our fans are…"

"Weird." Jonny said, his eyes widening.

Much more silence as they went from fanfic to fanfic. "So much...sexuality." Guy said, holding onto his stomach.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom," Jonny said while standing up. "to slit my wrists."

The three of them huddled around the computer for the rest of the night, completely entoxicated in the stories.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:this is soo funny

yet true:smug:

Okay Chapter 4 might be in 3 parts, IDK yet lol

I have to leave for the store, but ill be back soon, so here is the first part of chapter 4 ((There isnt much substance in it really, sorry))

 

SOME KIND OF GHOST

 

 

 

 

Chapter 4 Part 1

 

Guys’ PoV

 

We sat around for a little longer. Just talking. Chris seemed fine and although the doctor recommended aspirin for Chris’s head, Will had something stronger for him. He tossed Chris a small bottle.

 

“ Its Vicodin, it will help much more than aspirin will. Just don’t become addicted.” Will said smiling. Chris opened the bottle and took a pill out, while Will handed him a glass of water.

 

“Thanks .” he said after swallowing. “Ah, I am hungry. Wanna get something to eat?”

 

“Are you sure you are up for that?” Jonny asked, concern in his voice. Chris looked up at him with a sneaky look on his face.

 

“Well I don’t know Jonny-boy, I think I might faint! You should probably carry me!” He laid down, his head in my lap and put his hand on his head like he was a damsel in distress. He looked up at me and winked. I could now feel butterflies in my stomach. “Oh Jon hurry! I need you!” Will and I both laughed as Chris made kissy faces at Jonny. But I couldn’t help but feel a slight jolt of jealousy. It was completely irrational, he was kidding around with Jonny, but I couldn’t help it.

 

“Shut up Chris!” Yelled Jonny. He grabbed a book and threw it at Chris. It missed.

 

“ Aw, c’mon Jonny! Are you trying to beat me up? I’m handicapped!” All of us were now laughing hysterically.

 

“Not being able to dance, then falling and hitting your head does not count as being handicapped!” Said Jonny through his laughter.

 

“ I am hurt Jon! Hurt! I dance very nicely! The ladies love it!” countered Chris with a shocked expression on his face.

 

“Oh, Chris be quiet now, you are embarrassing yourself! Lets go eat!”

 

 

 

Yeah...sorry its so short :(

@Brooke ooo I love your story

Retaw is such a unique name:lol:

 

still Chrissy-Jonny love;)

 

 

cant wait til the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:Dhopefully it'll be soon:dance::dance:

Okay Chapter 4 might be in 3 parts, IDK yet lol

I have to leave for the store, but ill be back soon, so here is the first part of chapter 4 ((There is much substance in it really, sorry))

 

SOME KIND OF GHOST

 

 

 

 

Chapter 4 Part 1

 

Guys’ PoV

 

We sat around for a little longer. Just talking. Chris seemed fine and although the doctor recommended aspirin for Chris’s head, Will had something stronger for him. He tossed Chris a small bottle.

 

“ Its Vicodin, it will help much more than aspirin will. Just don’t become addicted.” Will said smiling. Chris opened the bottle and took a pill out, while Will handed him a glass of water.

 

“Thanks .” he said after swallowing. “Ah, I am hungry. Wanna get something to eat?”

 

“Are you sure you are up for that?” Jonny asked, concern in his voice. Chris looked up at him with a sneaky look on his face.

 

“Well I don’t know Jonny-boy, I think I might faint! You should probably carry me!” He laid down, his head in my lap and put his hand on his head like he was a damsel in distress. He looked up at me and winked. I could now feel butterflies in my stomach. “Oh Jon hurry! I need you!” Will and I both laughed as Chris made kissy faces at Jonny. But I couldn’t help but feel a slight jolt of jealousy. It was completely irrational, he was kidding around with Jonny, but I couldn’t help it.

 

“Shut up Chris!” Yelled Jonny. He grabbed a book and threw it at Chris. It missed.

 

“ Aw, c’mon Jonny! Are you trying to beat me up? I’m handicapped!” All of us were now laughing hysterically.

 

“Not being able to dance, then falling and hitting your head does not count as being handicapped!” Said Jonny through his laughter.

 

“ I am hurt Jon! Hurt! I dance very nicely! The ladies love it!” countered Chris with a shocked expression on his face.

 

“Oh, Chris be quiet now, you are embarrassing yourself! Lets go eat!”

 

 

 

Yeah...sorry its so short :(

 

@Brittany

:lol::lol:Chrissy and his mocking:D:DGuy' jealous:wink3:omg I love you story!!!!!!:dance:cant wait for the next part;)

 

 

have fun at the store:D

@Brooke ooo I love your story

Retaw is such a unique name:lol:

 

still Chrissy-Jonny love;)

 

 

cant wait til the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:Dhopefully it'll be soon:dance::dance:

 

thanks! :nice:

well.. his name is Retaw O. Ssalg... :uhoh:

I feel so stupid...I just realized Retaw is Water spelled backwards. :goofy:

I love your story, Brooke!

Edit: I actually realized that BEFORE your last post, though. ^

 

I love yours too, Brittany. :heart:

Just get to the Guy-confesses-his-love scene already! :P

I feel so stupid...I just realized Retaw is Water spelled backwards. :goofy:

I love your story, Brooke!

Edit: I actually realized that BEFORE your last post, though. ^

 

I love yours too, Brittany. :heart:

Just get to the Guy-confesses-his-love scene already! :P

 

OKAY! lol

Its not that simple! Its not like i can have Guy say "pass me a roll Chris, and oh BTW I love you!"

it takes time lol :D

Now I REALLY have to leave

Be back SOON

@ Brooke

Are you kidding? It took me all those chapters to figure it out! :shame:

 

@ Brittany

I know, I know! I was joking.

Yes, that would be awkward.

 

Chris: Uhhhhhhh...what kind of roll did you say you wanted? :uhoh2:

Jey Im gonn post these then Im going to bed

Chapter 2 !

 

 

Chris was in the shower as per usual. He is always there in the mornings bright and early. He was attempting to so Hunting high and low by a-ha. I was nearly wetting my self it was so funny. But I must admit can pull of those high notes. I walked into the kitchen to see Will trying to make toast without burning himself but he was making a mess everywhere. ' Let me do that ' I said ' Thanks Mum!' ' Will replied with a hugh grin on his face and sat down reading a mag about gardending. Will had started to be a lover for gardens It was crazy how addictive he was. I handed Will his toast and sat down just trying to relax after last night party but i couldnt help but notice Jonny in the garden I walked out there to give him company. ' Hey are you okay? ' I asked him ' Yeah Im fine its just that im trying to unwind from last night that party was immense ' Jonny replied whilst licking his lips and looking towards me with them gorgues green eyes they made me melt. I was just itching for some time alone with him. We were all in the living room chilling out and doing our own thing when out of the blue Jonny just comes out with 'Hey guys what are we all going to do today?'. ' Well I have to go out . I'm going to library for a couple of hours for some research on our next assignment we have to do I can print some stuff off for you guys if you want? ' Chris asked whilst preparing himself for his journey to the library. ' Hey i'll come with you man, dont want you to do all the work by yourself ' Will replied ' Hey we're gonna go see ya ' They said and closed the door behind them ' BYE ! ' I shouted. This was it me and Jonny home alone I had the perfect opptunity to show him how much I lusted over him for so long. ' So i guess its me and you' Jonny jestered ' Yeah I guess it is ' I relied and moved sofa to sit next to Jonny. This was gonna be a couple of long hours I thought to myself.

 

sorry for spelling mistakes night everyone sweet dreams !! xxx

hope u like my story :P and brittany i lover urs its really good and brooke retaw is a sweet name :)

 

anywho night night xx

@ Brooke

Are you kidding? It took me all those chapters to figure it out! :shame:

 

@ Brittany

I know, I know! I was joking.

Yes, that would be awkward.

 

Chris: Uhhhhhhh...what kind of roll did you say you wanted? :uhoh2:

 

:laugh3:

Guy: "The I want to do naughtly things to you kind" :wink3:

 

The whole going to the store, yeah not happening anymore :lol:

:laugh3:

Guy: "The I want to do naughtly things to you kind" :wink3:

 

The whole going to the store, yeah not happening anymore :lol:

 

:lol:maybe you should post the dinner roll love chapter:lol:

goodnight emma! your story is really good so far! :nice:

 

OKAY! lol

Its not that simple! Its not like i can have Guy say "pass me a roll Chris, and oh BTW I love you!"

it takes time lol :D

Now I REALLY have to leave

Be back SOON

 

OH MY GOD HE TOTALLY SHOULD!! that would be hilarious. :lol: :P

Jey Im gonn post these then Im going to bed

Chapter 2 !

 

 

Chris was in the shower as per usual. He is always there in the mornings bright and early. He was attempting to so Hunting high and low by a-ha. I was nearly wetting my self it was so funny. But I must admit can pull of those high notes. I walked into the kitchen to see Will trying to make toast without burning himself but he was making a mess everywhere. ' Let me do that ' I said ' Thanks Mum!' ' Will replied with a hugh grin on his face and sat down reading a mag about gardending. Will had started to be a lover for gardens It was crazy how addictive he was. I handed Will his toast and sat down just trying to relax after last night party but i couldnt help but notice Jonny in the garden I walked out there to give him company. ' Hey are you okay? ' I asked him ' Yeah Im fine its just that im trying to unwind from last night that party was immense ' Jonny replied whilst licking his lips and looking towards me with them gorgues green eyes they made me melt. I was just itching for some time alone with him. We were all in the living room chilling out and doing our own thing when out of the blue Jonny just comes out with 'Hey guys what are we all going to do today?'. ' Well I have to go out . I'm going to library for a couple of hours for some research on our next assignment we have to do I can print some stuff off for you guys if you want? ' Chris asked whilst preparing himself for his journey to the library. ' Hey i'll come with you man, dont want you to do all the work by yourself ' Will replied ' Hey we're gonna go see ya ' They said and closed the door behind them ' BYE ! ' I shouted. This was it me and Jonny home alone I had the perfect opptunity to show him how much I lusted over him for so long. ' So i guess its me and you' Jonny jestered ' Yeah I guess it is ' I relied and moved sofa to sit next to Jonny. This was gonna be a couple of long hours I thought to myself.

 

sorry for spelling mistakes night everyone sweet dreams !! xxx

 

:D

Love it

:lol:maybe you should post the dinner roll love chapter:lol:

 

HAHAHAHA :lol:

Jey Im gonn post these then Im going to bed

Chapter 2 !

 

 

Chris was in the shower as per usual. He is always there in the mornings bright and early. He was attempting to so Hunting high and low by a-ha. I was nearly wetting my self it was so funny. But I must admit can pull of those high notes. I walked into the kitchen to see Will trying to make toast without burning himself but he was making a mess everywhere. ' Let me do that ' I said ' Thanks Mum!' ' Will replied with a hugh grin on his face and sat down reading a mag about gardending. Will had started to be a lover for gardens It was crazy how addictive he was. I handed Will his toast and sat down just trying to relax after last night party but i couldnt help but notice Jonny in the garden I walked out there to give him company. ' Hey are you okay? ' I asked him ' Yeah Im fine its just that im trying to unwind from last night that party was immense ' Jonny replied whilst licking his lips and looking towards me with them gorgues green eyes they made me melt. I was just itching for some time alone with him. We were all in the living room chilling out and doing our own thing when out of the blue Jonny just comes out with 'Hey guys what are we all going to do today?'. ' Well I have to go out . I'm going to library for a couple of hours for some research on our next assignment we have to do I can print some stuff off for you guys if you want? ' Chris asked whilst preparing himself for his journey to the library. ' Hey i'll come with you man, dont want you to do all the work by yourself ' Will replied ' Hey we're gonna go see ya ' They said and closed the door behind them ' BYE ! ' I shouted. This was it me and Jonny home alone I had the perfect opptunity to show him how much I lusted over him for so long. ' So i guess its me and you' Jonny jestered ' Yeah I guess it is ' I relied and moved sofa to sit next to Jonny. This was gonna be a couple of long hours I thought to myself.

 

sorry for spelling mistakes night everyone sweet dreams !! xxx

 

:sweatdrop:I can just Imagine what'll happen next:wink3::wink3:

cant wait for the next chapter Emma:D:DI love you story:heart:its so good!!:dance:G'night sweet pervy dreams:D

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