The video looked liked Chris yelled and pointed at Guy, did you see, Chris was playing and he pointed at Guy who quickly put his bass on? It was like Guy thought he wasn't supposed to play or something:laugh3:

Sarah, warning Sign is really good, I hear wedding bells.......:)

 

Simon, 42 ... Hmmmm. Who is the un-named hoodie killer???? Chris????

Good job!!!!

Yikes, I haven't posted a chapter in ages. I'm sorry :(

 

Well here is Chapter Six of 'A Warning Sign'. Hope you enjoy! (Also see if you catch the nod to a funny thread we had floating around here not too long ago :laugh3:)

 

I'm sorry about having to link to the LJ page but when I try to post it here it tells my that I have gone over the character limit :shocked2: not really sure how that is possible...

 

You can find previous parts Chapters 1-5 here:

 

 

 

Chapters 1-5

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter Six

 

 

 

 

http://community.livejournal.com/coldplayarchive/3102.html#cutid1

 

 

 

love love love love it!!!:D:D:D Jonny and Stewie

Sarah, warning Sign is really good, I hear wedding bells.......:)

 

Simon, 42 ... Hmmmm. Who is the un-named hoodie killer???? Chris????

Good job!!!!

 

You WILL be surprised (And that's not to suggest that it is Will!), Just a clue- It's at the time of Coldplay's 15th Anniversary!

OMG all these fanfics are brilliant, If I get time I think i'll write one. :D

Knock Knock... "Come in"

 

Chris:JonnyBoy!!!

Jonny: Guy told me you felt alittle better

Chris: No, and I want someone to wait on me...

Jonny: Your being childish

Chris: I'm sick, and I deserved to be looked after.

Jonny: So I guess you want me to wash your back?

Chris: Damn that Guy, go find him and take that damn twitty machine away from him!

Jonny: No, The girlyfans want to be updated!!

Chris: *sniff* (Whiney) (places hand to his head like a diva), oohhh I'm sick.....

Jonny: I'm going to hang with Guy and tweet...... Bye...

Chris: Noooooooooo Jonny....... Jonny...... Hello.... Are you there??? Please won't someone at least get me some God damn Tea???*cough* cough*:laugh3:

 

UHAUHAAUHUAHAUA

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Knock Knock... "Come in"

 

Chris:JonnyBoy!!!

Jonny: Guy told me you felt alittle better

Chris: No, and I want someone to wait on me...

Jonny: Your being childish

Chris: I'm sick, and I deserved to be looked after.

Jonny: So I guess you want me to wash your back?

Chris: Damn that Guy, go find him and take that damn twitty machine away from him!

Jonny: No, The girlyfans want to be updated!!

Chris: *sniff* (Whiney) (places hand to his head like a diva), oohhh I'm sick.....

Jonny: I'm going to hang with Guy and tweet...... Bye...

Chris: Noooooooooo Jonny....... Jonny...... Hello.... Are you there??? Please won't someone at least get me some God damn Tea???*cough* cough*:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

"take that damn twitty machine away from him"

 

hahahhahhah :lol: so funny!

what on earth did you do??

 

i was playing a game of basketball, and one girl who's not too fond of me, pushed me down purposely and...yeah.

 

 

it's a long story. :dozey:.

42 Pt.3

 

 

"This is the funeral that he wanted" Chris said, passing a tissue to Gwyneth as the coffin was carried down the aisle of the church. The vicar oversaw and began to talk. "Brian Eno was one of the biggest music producers of his generation, producing albums for bands such as U2, Keane and Coldplay. These three bands in particualar went onto have huge successes and I'm sure they would agree without Brian, they wouldn't have been as successful. Would anyone like to say anything?" asked the vicar. Will stood up. "Hi, I'm Will Champion from Coldplay, I would just like to say sorry to his family and I'm sure Brian and his late wife are up in heaven together having the time of their lives!" Will smiled and sat back down. The vicar started to talk again. "Brian requested this song to be played at his funeral. The Scientist by the amazing Coldplay"

 

The Scientist played through the church as the police entered, walking in time to the music. As the song stopped, the vicar stared at the policemen and everyone else in the church turned round to look at them. One of the policemen walked forward "We have arrest warrents for Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Guy Berrymen and Phil Harvey" he said, the church was silent as Chris, Jonny, Will, Guy and Phil got up out of their seats and walked towards the policemen, holding their hands out to be handcuffed.

 

Knock Knock... "Come in"

 

Chris:JonnyBoy!!!

Jonny: Guy told me you felt alittle better

Chris: No, and I want someone to wait on me...

Jonny: Your being childish

Chris: I'm sick, and I deserved to be looked after.

Jonny: So I guess you want me to wash your back?

Chris: Damn that Guy, go find him and take that damn twitty machine away from him!

Jonny: No, The girlyfans want to be updated!!

Chris: *sniff* (Whiney) (places hand to his head like a diva), oohhh I'm sick.....

Jonny: I'm going to hang with Guy and tweet...... Bye...

Chris: Noooooooooo Jonny....... Jonny...... Hello.... Are you there??? Please won't someone at least get me some God damn Tea???*cough* cough*:laugh3:

 

:laugh3: OMG, that's so great!

Meanwhile back in Will's room.......

 

Will: Come in fellas!!! How's chris feeling?

Guy: Like a baby.

Jonny: Being a Diva, Again!!

Will: I shall not go visit him then.

Guy: let's tweet the GirlyFans

Jonny: Ok, say "Greetings from Will's room".

Guy : Sent...

Will: Chris has issues...

Guy: Sent.....

Jonny: His nose is red like Rudolph's....

Guy: sent....

Will: Chris is an Ass

Guy: Sent....

Will: No don't send that

Guy: Too late..

Will: Ok then

Jonny: We don't like Chris anymore

 

Guy: sent....

Will: Making a new record without Chris....

Guy: sent

Will: no don't send that

Guy: Too late

Will: Ok then

Knock at the door...........

^hahahahahaha.brilliant. "ok then"

I like "Rudolph's nose" :D

I love it!:laugh3::laugh3:

This is actually part4 of a short series for those who might not know thanks, glad you enjoyed this silly short.

 

 

Guy looking thru the peephole......

 

Guy: Shit, it's Chris

Jonny: Quick, hide the twitty machine

Will: Hand it to me.

Guy: Oh if he knows what we sent, he'll be cross.

Jonny: Man up Guy, he can't hurt us, he's sick

Door opens....

Chris: what took you so long?

Guy points at Jonny and Will.....

Guy: They made me do it.

Will: GUY!!!!!

Jonny: Oh Twitty Boy, I'm so dissapointed in You...

Chris: Have you been Twitting about me???

Will: Not much...

Chris runs to computer and types in Coldplay twitter

Guy runs out the door..... Will and Jonny start backing away......

Chris: I have a Red nose? I'm an ASS? New record without me???

Jonny: It's not that bad, we were just having some fun.

Will: I wasn't, I ment ever word, (snickering)

Chris: All I wanted was a Cup of Tea, why don't you guy's love me?

Jonny: There, there, let me go get you some now

Chris: Thanks Jonny, now where has that little Twit gone?

Will: He's probably on the next bus home.....

Guy points at Jonny and Will.....

Guy: They made me do it.

Will: GUY!!!!!

Jonny: Oh Twitty Boy, I'm so dissapointed in You...

 

my little boy!:wacky:

Twitty Boy and Little Twit are officially Guy's new names!

Will: Chris is an Ass

Guy: Sent....

Will: No don't send that

Guy: Too late...

 

:laugh3:

That´s The proof that Guy really doesn´t know how to erase twwets!!

I knew it!

 

 

Door opens....

Chris: what took you so long?

Guy points at Jonny and Will.....

Guy: They made me do it.

Will: GUY!!!!!

 

 

Oh, such a lil boy!! That´s soo cute!:wacky:

I totally pictured that scene! :laugh3:

This is actually part4 of a short series for those who might not know thanks, glad you enjoyed this silly short.

 

 

Guy looking thru the peephole......

 

Guy: Shit, it's Chris

Jonny: Quick, hide the twitty machine

Will: Hand it to me.

Guy: Oh if he knows what we sent, he'll be cross.

Jonny: Man up Guy, he can't hurt us, he's sick

Door opens....

Chris: what took you so long?

Guy points at Jonny and Will.....

Guy: They made me do it.

Will: GUY!!!!!

Jonny: Oh Twitty Boy, I'm so dissapointed in You...

Chris: Have you been Twitting about me???

Will: Not much...

Chris runs to computer and types in Coldplay twitter

Guy runs out the door..... Will and Jonny start backing away......

Chris: I have a Red nose? I'm an ASS? New record without me???

Jonny: It's not that bad, we were just having some fun.

Will: I wasn't, I ment ever word, (snickering)

Chris: All I wanted was a Cup of Tea, why don't you guy's love me?

Jonny: There, there, let me go get you some now

Chris: Thanks Jonny, now where has that little Twit gone?

Will: He's probably on the next bus home.....

 

 

:laugh3: Oh, poor Chris...

Jonny brings the tea to chris......

Chris: Thanks J.

Jonny: really chris we're sorry.

Chris: it's ok, the girls are all defending me, they want to take care of me.

Will:o: Figures

Guy opens the door and decides to step back in.....

Guy: Oh Chris... I bought you a nice cup of tea from the starbucks...

Chris: Come here!!! I ban you from twitting the rest of the tour, now hand over the twitty machine.

Wide eyed Guy looks at Will who is on the couch twitting

Guy: give it to him Will

Will hit's sent.....

Will: Ok, I'm done

Chris: Thank-You, now the show's on for tomorrow, the Drs. gave me the go ahead.

Jonny: Great, cause I don't know what to do with myself on day's off.

Guy: Just don't try to make me move anymore than I do, it's annoying Chris!

 

Showtime!!!!! After the curtain comes up and Violet Hill is finished, Chris starts to chat..

 

Chris: How's everybody?

Crowd: Roars, claps

As Chris scans the audience he notices alot of Fan signs...

One say's "Feel better, Rudolph"

" Chris, Don't leave the band"

"Your not an ASS"

"We Love the new Hair Plugs!" When Chris see's that he looks back at Will and realized Will had to get the last laugh, Will shrugged his shoulders with a smile and a wink, and then mouthed to Chris "Gotcha"

 

OK i guess that should wrap it up, glad you enjoyed it!!!

hahhahaha.I LOVE it

ROFL

Twitty Machine (Short story) Part1 ( Put the whole story here)

 

 

 

Ok no tweets yet today?

 

Guy: I think I'll tweet to my girls and let them know we are still alive.

Chris: *cough, sniff, sniff* Put that phone down Guy!!!!

Guy: But they miss me when I don't tweet.

Chris: *cough, sniff* They don't want to know about you, they worry about me.

Guy: So I'll let them know your on the mend.

Chris: Yes, and *sniff, sniff* tell them I am going to soak in a hot bath, they will like that.

GuyRolls Eyes) Yes Chris, and I'll let them know Jonny's washing your back too.......

Chris: *cough, sniff* is that suppose to be funny, cause I'm not laughing, It's not funny, do you see me laughing? Why oh why do you torment me the way you do? I'm sick!!!

Guy: (Shakes head) I'm leaving the room now......

Chris: Could you please bring me some tea???? GUY.... GUY... DAMN-IT GUY, I'm sick... GUY!!!

 

 

 

Part 2

 

 

Knock Knock... "Come in"

 

Chris:JonnyBoy!!!

Jonny: Guy told me you felt alittle better

Chris: No, and I want someone to wait on me...

Jonny: Your being childish

Chris: I'm sick, and I deserved to be looked after.

Jonny: So I guess you want me to wash your back?

Chris: Damn that Guy, go find him and take that damn twitty machine away from him!

Jonny: No, The girlyfans want to be updated!!

Chris: *sniff* (Whiney) (places hand to his head like a diva), oohhh I'm sick.....

Jonny: I'm going to hang with Guy and tweet...... Bye...

Chris: Noooooooooo Jonny....... Jonny...... Hello.... Are you there??? Please won't someone at least get me some God damn Tea???*cough* cough*

 

 

 

Part 3Meanwhile back in Will's room.......

 

 

Will: Come in fellas!!! How's chris feeling?

Guy: Like a baby.

Jonny: Being a Diva, Again!!

Will: I shall not go visit him then.

Guy: let's tweet the GirlyFans

Jonny: Ok, say "Greetings from Will's room".

Guy : Sent...

Will: Chris has issues...

Guy: Sent.....

Jonny: His nose is red like Rudolph's....

Guy: sent....

Will: Chris is an Ass

Guy: Sent....

Will: No don't send that

Guy: Too late..

Will: Ok then

Jonny: We don't like Chris anymore

Guy: sent....

Will: Making a new record without Chris....

Guy: sent

Will: no don't send that

Guy: Too late

Will: Ok then

Knock at the door...........

 

 

 

Part4

 

 

 

Guy looking thru the peephole......

Guy: Shit, it's Chris

Jonny: Quick, hide the twitty machine

Will: Hand it to me.

Guy: Oh if he knows what we sent, he'll be cross.

Jonny: Man up Guy, he can't hurt us, he's sick

Door opens....

Chris: what took you so long?

Guy points at Jonny and Will.....

Guy: They made me do it.

Will: GUY!!!!!

Jonny: Oh Twitty Boy, I'm so dissapointed in You...

Chris: Have you been Twitting about me???

Will: Not much...

Chris runs to computer and types in Coldplay twitter

Guy runs out the door..... Will and Jonny start backing away......

Chris: I have a Red nose? I'm an ASS? New record without me???

Jonny: It's not that bad, we were just having some fun.

Will: I wasn't, I ment ever word, (snickering)

Chris: All I wanted was a Cup of Tea, why don't you guy's love me?

Jonny: There, there, let me go get you some now

Chris: Thanks Jonny, now where has that little Twit gone?

Will: He's probably on the next bus home.....

 

 

 

Part5

 

 

Jonny brings the tea to chris......

Chris: Thanks J.

Jonny: really chris we're sorry.

Chris: it's ok, the girls are all defending me, they want to take care of me.

Will: Figures

Guy opens the door and decides to step back in.....

Guy: Oh Chris... I bought you a nice cup of tea from the starbucks...

Chris: Come here!!! I ban you from twitting the rest of the tour, now hand over the twitty machine.

Wide eyed Guy looks at Will who is on the couch twitting

Guy: give it to him Will

Will hit's sent.....

Will: Ok, I'm done

Chris: Thank-You, now the show's on for tomorrow, the Drs. gave me the go ahead.

Jonny: Great, cause I don't know what to do with myself on day's off.

Guy: Just don't try to make me move anymore than I do, it's annoying Chris!

 

Showtime!!!!! After the curtain comes up and Violet Hill is finished, Chris starts to chat..

 

Chris: How's everybody?

Crowd: Roars, claps

As Chris scans the audience he notices alot of Fan signs...

One say's "Feel better, Rudolph"

" Chris, Don't leave the band"

"Your not an ASS"

"We Love the new Hair Plugs!" When Chris see's that he looks back at Will and realized Will had to get the last laugh, Will shrugged his shoulders with a smile and a wink, and then mouthed to Chris "Gotcha"

 

 

^sooooo funny! I love Twitty Boy.

 

Thank you so much for updating Warning Sign ohmystarisfading! I really do love this story.

Thanks everyone:)